Chapter 30 【Sisters Are Crazy】
Although he had some money on hand, Yi Feiyang and his deceased fat man Fei Bao did not move out of the kennel where they lived. I mainly live here, and Yi Feiyang remembers going to hook up with Mrs. Lawrence's granddaughter ... Anne Hathaway.
For this future super female star, Yi Feiyang is very interested. In Yi Feiyang's view, when he found treasure on the ground, he could not run. Rather than let other directors or film companies include her in the future, it is better to let her, a prophet, grasp her. When she has the strength, she will play a few plays, hold her as the heroine, let her shine, and help herself to open up the market while helping herself to become a master of her own.
For someone who is very utilitarian, a beauty like Anne Hathaway is definitely a beautiful chess piece in a decisive battle with Hollywood ... Of course, there was a deep communication that had been conducted through the confessional room, but was eventually run away. For the beautiful chocolate beauty Jessica Alba, if this pair of "cold and gorgeous double evils" is handled, isn't Hollywood in the future? !!
Quack!
Someone laughed wildly.
But Yi Feiyang's headache was that he knocked sideways a few times, and Anne Hathaway seemed not interested in acting. She seemed very indifferent to her career as an actor; on the contrary, the girl even wanted to be a nun, and when Yi Feiyang helped her brainwash several times, she almost washed Yi Feiyang into the church.
Yi Feiyang is an atheist, or he has never had any religious beliefs. If he has to give him a belief, then his only belief is money and power.
Therefore, when a wolf like him meets a little lamb like Annie, a funny scene appears.
Yi Feiyang talked about her various benefits of being an actor as a star, such as wearing gold and silver, having a famous brand bag, can be on the front page of a TV newspaper, and going to Hawaii to bathe and wash bubbles when there is no film. Take a bath; Annie tells him the benefits of being a believer in baptism. For example, God will forgive you all your sins. You can go to heaven after you fart, and your father and mother can follow along ... ... In short, one person is religious, the family is glorious!
Anne Hathaway's "nun" complex is about to make Yi Feiyang feel so depressed that she dies, so that someone starts to be afraid of facing this fanatical religious person, and every time she goes home, she starts to avoid her intentionally or unintentionally.
No, Yi Feiyang just reached on the second floor on tiptoe, and Mrs. Lawrence's door opened. Annie leaned out and asked him, "Yi, are you?"
Yi Feiyang had to turn around and give this little beauty a sweet smile, "It's me, why didn't you go dancing today?"
"Today is the weekend and our college is closed."
"Oh, then you can take a good rest and not disturb you!" Yi Feiyang wanted to slip away.
"Wait a minute, Yi." Baby Annie called him back.
For a moment, Annie came to him, and handed him a Bible saying: "You said you lost your Bible last time, so I bought you one and gave it to you!"
"Yeah, the Bible! What a pity! The last book you gave me might have been left in the room. I went back and looked for it. If it wasn't good, I found it. As for this book, you still take it Go back! "Yi Feiyang knew that this gift must not be needed.
"Here you are, just hold it!" Annie glared at Yi Fei with a beautiful eye.
When she first met, Annie was very indifferent to Yi Feiyang. Later, when she met again, Yi Feiyang saved her on the street and gave Hathaway a good impression on him. But then, Yi Feiyang was looking for a girl at the church door. , Let Hathaway think that he, like other men, is the kind of fancy man who sees beautiful women and chases wildly.
Fortunately, over time, Hathaway has resumed her relationship with Yi Feiyang. The two also counted upstairs and downstairs, and had contacts. During this period, Hathaway gradually found out that Yi Feiyang seemed to enjoy listening to the story in the Bible ... Sadly, someone was pretending to be interested, so as to fool her into a star ... So Anne changed Mind, decided to let him in God's warm arms anyway.
"Oh, you're so polite ... This Bible is so good, it's still a sheepskin cover." Yi Feiyang touched the Bible with his hands and looked very loving.
Anne Hathaway saw that he "liked" his gift so he took the opportunity to preach and said, "Yes, the last time I told you some stories in the Bible, I don't know how you feel?"
"Story? What story? Oh, you mean Jesus' younger brother Judas, betrayed the boss of Jesus. Then this boss of Jesus was crucified, and ascended to heaven three days later to become a god ... I think this is a good thing, if If Judas does n't betray Jesus, Jesus will not be God or God. The nuns and pastors of those churches will be unemployed, and as soon as they are unemployed, they will need political axe funds to help them. Growth; in a small way, it will affect the world's climate warming and prevent Arctic penguins from having a second child ... "
Yi Feiyang talked nonsense, exerted his ten success, and hoped that this "nun" Annie would be repelled in one hand.
Unfortunately, Yi Feiyang underestimated Anne Hathaway's will to preach.
"Yi, although your feelings are a bit inexplicable, but I think you have improved a lot, at least you know how to think, God, why did you do this ..."
"Let 's take this Bible and read it. I 've given you a lot of signs in it, and it 's worth thinking about. I hope that when I meet you next time, you will understand the true will of God. ... "
"God loves the world, and the world loves God! Holy Father, Son and Holy Spirit, may God bless you, Amen!" Baby Annie crossed her forehead and chest.
Yi Feiyang rolled his eyes. This time, he was too lazy to talk about the other party's star, turning around weakly, "May God bless you too!"
Behind her, Anne Hathaway looked at this "lonely", "helpless" God's people who were "powerless" along the way, and couldn't help sighing, and decided to rescue him anyway. sea of bitterness!
In fact, the reason why Anne would ideally be a "nun" is related to her home education.
Annie 's family has a strong surname, and her parents named her after Shakespeare 's wife, and taught her not to lie, not to ride a motorcycle, not to tattoo before the age of 23, and only to accept her mother Catherine, a stage actress. The influence of Macquarie.
Under such "intensive cultivation", Anne became a standard vegetarian and would become a nun as the ideal of life.
Sadly, Feiyang happened to meet Anne Hathaway who wanted to be a nun rather than an actor at this time, so he became sadly a testament to Annie's preaching, and it happened again and again. Three places were "harassed."
Back in his room, the fat man Gao Jiabao was busy moving the newly purchased washing machine. The room was too small to fit anywhere.
Yi Feiyang took off his clothes and threw it to him, "Wash it!"
"Test, I'm your nanny. Would you like me to wash your underwear?"
"I don't care if you want."
"I want to be beautiful!" The fat man poked, "Ha, it is good to have a washing machine, and I will be liberated in the future!"
Yi Feiyang was too lazy to ignore him, and put the Bible from Anne on the bed.
The fat man's eyes sharpened, "Here is another one? It looks like our dear Annie is looking after you, and I must pull you into the arms of God."
"I don't understand. A girl who looks so beautiful and doesn't act as a star, but wants to be a nun, which is the truth!"
"Not everyone is as keen on fame and fortune as you are!" The fat man said very profoundly.
"Maybe." Yi Feiyang felt a cigarette.
Fat man: "Smoke less, drink more water." Pour a glass of water for Yi Feiyang, and he himself has a glass.
Yi Feiyang reinserted the cigarette into the cigarette case, "I feel more and more that you are like a housekeeper."
"Cut! My ideal is to be a big manager ..."
"Osaka, Chief?"
"There is no" inside ", it is the" manager "! It is in charge of a lot of money, and it is easy to count banknotes every day!"
"Your ideal is too high in gold and difficult."
"Well, you just have to be a little taller, so that seems to be high-grade; yes, you go to talk business with people today, what happened?" The fat man asked, drinking water.
"Not bad, it cost 200,000!"
"Bash!" The fat man sprayed a sip of water directly. His eyes widened, and he looked at Yi Feiyang, and said, "200,000 ?! Why are you so much money?"
"Lend it to camel!"
"usury?"
"Forget it, I will pay him 400,000 after three months!"
The fat man fainted!
400,000? !!
My goodness!
With so much money, even if I sell my ass for a lifetime, it is not enough!
The fat man looked pale. "Ayan, do you know why we two sneaked into the United States?"
"We owe usury."
"It turns out you still remember, why do you repeat the same mistakes? What if we do n't get there in the future? Where can we go? From Asia to the Americas, and then from the Americas to Africa? I have no opinion as a black man, But I 'm afraid of the heat, and there are cannibals there. It 's so hard for me to grow up to this day, but I ca n't afford that guy! "
"Once you're fat, don't be embarrassed. Just now you said you dreamed of becoming the chief executive, and now it's only a matter of time, you're shocked!"
"I'm afraid I didn't make it. I was caught by someone and became the chief ...."
"Rest assured, I already have a plan in mind, this time, I will definitely win!" Yi Feiyang vowed.
The fat man rolled his eyes and started to move the washing machine out.
"what are you doing?"
"Move back and see if I can retreat, and then I can run a little bit more to travel!" The fat man planned ahead.
Yi Feiyang: "...?!"
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