[Heaven, Mikail's private office]

"Ich weiß, dass meine Taten unverzeihlich sind, aber jeder verdient eine zweite Chance ... nein?"

[I know my actions are unforgivable, but everyone deserves a second chance... no?]

The mustache man asked hopefully, his forehead glistening from the sweat, it was quite obvious he was nervous, not only from his position in the current situation but also from the Heavenly entity that sat before him

"...No" Mikail, the Heavenly prosecutor and the last chance for sinners who are on the verge of going to Hell

"Although your words stand true, I truly cannot allow a tar soul like you into Heaven, your actions as a mortal had an overwhelmingly negative impact on the history of humankind." That calm and eerie smile never left his expression, unnerving the male before him further

''Oh, göttlicher Erelim, bitte, ich kann nicht zur Hölle fahren! Ich verdiene es nicht! BITTE HILF MIR!'' [Oh, divine Erelim, please, I cannot go to hell! I do not deserve it! PLEASE HELP ME!]

When Mikail once again said he wouldn't let him through he turned to look at St. Peter who's been standing in the corner and watching the entire time ''I-I can't do anything Mr. Hitler, Erelim Mikail already made his decision, I'm deeply sorry'' St. Peter shrugged giving the German dictator a nervous smile

''Now that's settled. St.Peter, please escort Mr. Hitler to the entrance of Hell'' Having heard enough, Adolf abruptly stood up with the chair clattering on the floor, he slammed his hands on Mikail's desk making St. Peter gasp in shock

''ICH WARTE FAST 80 JAHRE AUF DIESEN MOMENT, UND JETZT SCHICKST DU MICH IN DIE HÖLLE?-!!!'' [I'VE WAITED ALMOST 80 YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT, AND NOW YOU'RE SENDING ME TO HELL?-!!!]

''Claude os tuum'' Adolf's body stiffed as these words left Mikail's mouth, 4 eyes piercing deep into his soul ''I will not tolerate hollering inside these divine walls, so stop acting like an infant and take responsibility for your foul actions by decaying in Hell for all eternity'' Mikail's smile never faltered but his tone kept St.Peter on edge from what he might do to this ''poor'' soul

*Knock Knock* *Creak*

''Hello? Mikail are you- OH! A-am i interrupting.. something?'' the head of a young seraph peeked through the door nervously

''Not at all dear Emily, we just finished here'' Mikail raised his left hand with only his pointer and middle finger out and made a slashing motion to the right with his hand, slicing Adolf's body in half as it disappeared in smoke leaving behind only a floating orb pulsating with orange color. St.Peter hastily took the soul and bowed to both the young Seraphim and Erelim before flying out of the room

''Emily what do i owe the pleasure of your sudden visit?'' he softly gazed at the Seraphim and gave her a few pats because Emily is a very good girl who must be protected or else you'll be eradicated

Emily held onto his hand ''Hehe, Sera sent me! She needs to talk to you about something urgent, she sounded really anxious. I hope it's nothing too bad''

''Worry not dear Emily, whatever it is Seraphim Sera has troubles with, I'll be sure to resolve them swiftly'' He stared off into space before lightly blinking several times and focusing back at Emily ''Now, don't let me take up anymore of your time little Emily, keep up your studies and stay away from Adam'' his voice slightly dropped at the last part

Emily leaned into his touch, enjoying the warmth of Mikail's pale hand ''Yes Erelim Mikail'' Emily giggled and flew away ''Reminds me of Sera when she was just a couple of thousand years old'' Mikail reminisced blissfully before standing up

With a wave of his hand, all the paperwork sorted itself to their respective shelves that covered all the walls in the room, billions of documents about every living human in history ''mhm, all sorted out'' Mikail gracefully strolls out of the room, glancing only for a moment at a picture on his table with him and a certain exorcist by his side

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We see Sera pacing back and forth in her office which has an incredible view of Heaven thanks to her position as the High Seraphim she was assigned this office at the near top of the Divine High Tower

''Adam, how could you let something like this happen?! An exorcist has been slain in Hell, and yet you have no clue as to who is behind it? It's imperative that this issue gets resolved before it's too late''

Adam lazily slurped on his cup from a straw, barely giving 2 shits about Sera's Karen outburst ''Listen, your highness, this shituation is pretty fucking bad, but i came up with a perfect solution! Lute do the fucking thing!''

At his command, Lute pulls out large paper pieces with crude drawings on them ''Instead of bringing doom on their asses every 12 months, we cut this bitch in half and go kill those fuckers every 6 months! Doesn't that sound amazing?!'' Adam had a large grin on his face compared to Sera's less-than-enthusiastic expression

''...Adam, you won't be dealing with this situation anymore, considering the situation, you are simply... too menial for such a task, Thus i have made a decision and will assign someone qualified to handle this'' Adam scoffed ''Oh yeah? and what cock-sucker is better than ME?-''

*Knock Knock*

the sound of knocking echoed throughout the room ''That would be him'' Sera held a small smirk alerting both Lute and Adam 'Something's fucking wrong, i can feel it' as soon as the double door opened, the color drained from both their faces ''Oh you got to be shitting me!''

''Sera, Lute. pleasure seeing you both, ...'' Mikail briefly spared Adam a silent glance and turned back to the ladies ''Sera dear, Emily mentioned that you had something important to discuss?''

''That's correct, an exorcist has been killed in hell, and i would be grateful if you would be able to resolve this issue'' Mikail rubbed his chin thoughtfully as he passed by Sera to look out the window

''Date and time of the incident?''

''Somewhere around 5 p.m. during the last purging event''

''Witnesses?''

''None''

''Weapon used?''

''We do not know''

''I see..., Adam? Can you provide anything that might prove useful to us?'' The first man gulped nervously ''Uh, shit... Umm... OH! Lute, you took a photo of the fucking body, right? show it!''

''Yes sir!'' The exorcist girl pulled her phone out from the back pocket of her skin-tight pants before flying up to hand it to the Eremil. 'Clean cut, no signs of struggle, it was a swift kill. There is only one person in all Hell that's capable of something like this...' Mikail hummed to himself as he returned the phone to Lute thanking her ''I will personally deal with this Sera, leave it to me''

The High Seraphim sighed in relief resting one of her hands on top of her very generous bosom ''Thank you Mikail, i have been stressing over this matter ever since the news of this made it to me..'' The Erelim approached and placed his palm on her brown cheek, his thumb rubbing over her white freckles, her heartbeat increasing at seeing his loving smile she adores so much

''Jesus Christ, get a fucking room you two'' Adam sneered looking away in disgusting, meanwhile, Lute stared at the two with a light smile adoring her expression

"ADAM!" Sera pulled away from Mikail to yell at the disgusted man "You may be the first man, but i won't allow for such comments to be made!" Glaring daggers at Adam the latter raised his hands in surrender "Okay Okay fine, fucking hell, anyway since it looks like this meeting is over, I'll take my fucking leave, let's go Lute"

"Lute will be going with Mikail" Sera interrupted. Her hands folded "WHAT?! like HE needs her by his side! I-"

"Sir it's fine, I'll go" Lute rested her hand on Adam's shoulder

"Wha- For fucks sakes Lute, why would you... OH.. oh my fucking- you know what? Fuck this, do whatever you want bitch. I don't care, fuck you, you, and YOU!" Adam marched out of the room slamming the doors behind him "*sigh* I deeply apologise for his behaviour, Your Highness" Lute took off her exterminator mask and bowed to show respect

"You do not have to apologize on his behalf, Adam is simply a misguided soul, but enough about him. Shall we discuss our next steps now that I agreed to this?" Sera nodded as we both took a seat at a large roundtable close to each other "We shall... Lute, please await Mikail in his quarters, I won't keep him here for long, i promise" Sera smiled down at the Exorcist ''Of course Your Highness'' Bowing to both divine beings, Lute flew out of the room

*click* *swoosh*

With a wave of her hand, Sera locked the doors and pulled the curtains darkening the room significantly before leaning over the table her massive jugs resting on top of it while staring deep into Mikail's eyes ''Oh my, out of all divine beings, you're the last one i would expect this kind of behavior from'' Mikail's permanent smile widened just a little more when Sera pulled at the top of her robes showing him her grand canyon of a cleavage "Your aura Mikail, It's causing these.... sinful urges that I'm unable to control, i should be mad at you... but i can't..." the High Seraphin sighed feeling like her brassiere is about to explode

"I apologize for that Dear Sera, it is beyond my control" Mikail lied, knowing well Sera wouldn't be able to tell "Hmph if you say so.." Sera stood up walking in front of Mikail who remained seated staring up at the Ashen skinned beauty "I desire a better seating, you wouldn't have a problem with such request would you Erelim Mikail?" Knowing well what was about to come he was more than eager to agree "Good~"

Swiftly turning around, Mikail's face was met by Sera's Divine ass, it obscures his entire field of vision, it was almost ironic that such a Divine being as Sera, has such a sinful body, from her melon-sized breasts to her absolute dump truck of an ass, her body was perfect for breeding "try not to crush me, dear Sera, i still have a mission to fullfill~" Sera looked over her shoulder smirking "And you better be gentle with me, we've done this only a few times before..." she lowered her body

*Squish*

Sera's phat booty spilled off of Mikail's lap, he gave a light grunt feeling the sudden weight of Sera's ass pressing down against his member "Curious... it may be just a poor observation but, I think it got bigger" his hands gripped both of her asscheeks to see if he's right "*gasp* Mikail!" Sera glared playfully while shifting around

Sera whined as he continued to explore her "territory" with his hands "It's so soft and malleable, and it indeed grew bigger, your body never ceases to amaze me, now would you be a dear and turn over for me Sera?" following his request Sera turned her body on his lap and now her massive udders squished against his torso, even though she was leaning back a little, her hands holding onto his shoulders for support, to further secure her in place Mikail held her by the waist firmly

The two share a loving look before leaning forward until their lips meet in a tender kiss, both heavenly beings enjoying each other's mouths indicated by the muffled moans coming from Sera and the light blush adoring Mikail's face ''Mikail... this might sound silly but.. Please be careful'' The male chuckled lightly nodding ''I will, i promise Sera''

Mikail kisses her cheek and swiftly leaves the room ''Time i head down there'' opening up a portal, he steps through into a vast and peaceful beach with the sunset going over the horizon of the sea ''What a beautiful view'' his feet dig into the sand, feeling the strong wind blowing in his face and through his wings

Strolling alongside the shore a single stretcher with a person and an umbrella over them giving shade came into his view ''Lilith? i have a favour to ask, if you would be so kind to dear old me'' Towering over her, the Eralim bent down seeing Lilith's face better ''Lilith?'' waving hand in front of her face receiving no reaction ''Is she.. sleeping?'' to confirm this he carefully tries to remove her sunglasses

*grip*

Lilith's hand shot up gripping Mikail's wrist "What do you want, Mikail" Lilith sighed, she finally got some rest only to be once again annoyed by this damn thing

"My most sincere apologies Lilith for disturbing your rest, i just had a little request for you" Lilith raised an eyebrow letting go of his wrist 'what a grip, this woman is truly something'

"I'm listening" Sitting up Lilith took off her sunglasses revealing her light violet eyes gazing at Mikail

"A portal which leads to a specific place in hell"

"That can be done, i won't question your reasons but... there one thing i would ask of you in return, if you stumble upon Lucifer... kill him"

Mikail's curiosity has been piqued, as indicated by his brighter glowing eyes "Your ex-husband? Did he want you to pay child support?" Lilith scoffed before crossing her arms and smirking "Like you're one to talk Mikail, i know your secret"

"Touché, but at least i still visit my kids" Lilith looked like she would pounce on the Erelim before her (not in a good way, unfortunately) but calmed herself down

"And i think you should leave, take this talisman, it'll make a portal for you anywhere in hell, and it's the same backwards to make a portal anywhere in heaven, untraceable divine magic, return it to me once you finish your business, now get out of my sight" Mikail bowed taking the talisman that Lilith pulled from between her twin mountains of a chest

"Thank you, Lilith, have a wonderful rest of the day" Lilith didn't respond only making the ''shoo shoo'' motion with her hand as she lay back down on the beach chaise

[Back in Mikail's Quarters]

Mikail's home, unlike the huge megastructures of other High Divine beings like himself, was a small museum-like-mansion with 2 floors, the 1st one had exhibitions filled with not taxidermied animals, but live ones, and not just any basic animals like your average Elephant, Tiger, Bird, blah blah blah

But these were the real Exotic animals, extinct and ancient creatures alike, and mythological beasts. You may be asking 'Woah those must take a lot of space', you're both right and wrong my dear reader, all animals are shrunk to fit in a palm and placed in either a Vivarium or Aquarium depending on their needs, the environment inside also accommodated for them creating a paradise for every creature. All of these were placed on a wall side by side and row by row, just like aquariums in a pet shop

At first, when Lute saw all this she felt i little weirded out, having all these creatures locked up inside those little containers, she thought this was some sick animal abuse, but upon closer inspection, she was surprised and relieved to see all the animals peacefully living in their habitats. Not wanting to be nosy too much, Lute strolled back to the lobby and jumped up on a chair that was a bit too tall for her (She's coping that it's not her who's too short)

Kicking her feet back and forth. She's been waiting for what felt like hours which in reality were just 15 minutes. But she wouldn't complain, out of everyone in heaven, She has been chosen to accompany The Erelim Mikail himself into that shithole called Hell as Adam says it, but she had to admit, the boredom was getting the better of her

"A little look around wouldn't hurt'' hopping off on the floor Lute began strolling around Mikail's home, having already seen the first floor she decided to take a look at what was upstairs, entering the nearest room she saw rows of millennia of years old Ancient tomes sitting on shelves, a worrying amount of marble statues with... more than generous proportions similar to her own and other females of Heaven (most likely Hell as well)

She looked over her shoulder at her dump truck ass, feeling it up with both hands timidly watching it jiggle as she lets go, thinking to herself 'Is it really that big...?' continuing with her exploration, the lieutenant entered a smaller room and stumbled upon originals of many divine artifacts she recognizes from textbooks back in HMS (Heaven Military School) ''What is... this?''

Lute's attention was caught by a particular off-looking object that seemed to be made from flesh and bone matter, levitating behind a glass tube, she could feel a menacing aura coming off of it ''Wait a minute... is that fucking-''

''-Argent energy? yes, yes it is. also, did no one tell you going through personal belongings is rude?'' Lute physically jumped at the sudden appearance of Mikail ''Y-your highness, I'm sorry such object shouldn't be in Heaven, i-it's treason!''

''I am well aware of such information lieutenant thank you for the reminder, but i hope this will be our little secret, hmm?'' Mikail bent down to Lute's eye level who took a step back with conflict in her mind, by the heavenly law she was required to report any sort of demonic activity immediately to the authorities but... could she really oppose Mikail's request? what would he do if she were to refuse? it made her feel something she hadn't felt ever since she accidentally told the math teacher the wrong answer, Dread.

''What's the matter lieutenant, you're not considering refusing... are you?''

 Lute shook her head as she was brought back to reality ''N-no Your Highness! A secret it shall be, i won't tell a soul!'' the Erelim gave an approving hum standing back up, ''Now, without any further ado, shall we depart? the sooner we deal with this matter the better, we do not want our poor Seraphim Sera to have a headache over this anymore''

''*Salutes* Ready, Your Highness!'' Mikail passed by the Thicc Exorcist and pulled Lilith's artifact tucked in his sleeve ''portae ad inferos'' the room suddenly darkened catching Lute off guard, a fiery yellowish-orange swirl manifested before them which progressively got bigger to Mikail's height in the span of 6 seconds ''Wonderfull, let's head in'' tucking the artifact back Mikail and Lute stepped through the portal...

-Congrats! you made it through this shitfest of a story and it's underwhelming softcore lemon, i'll see in the future whenever i continue it or not, also don't mind the mistakes and stuff , i'm retarded :] -