(y/n): alright before we start this oneshot about me or you I will say this

Author doesn't own doki Doki literature club but Team salvato does

M̸̢̡̦͔̖̻̪͉͔̝̮͉͈̌̾̒̀́̓͌̈̌̎̇̀̇͜͜o̶̱͓̯̦̽̀ͅņ̸̹͙̦̣̣͖̫̱̻̂͊̂͑̊̀̒͘͝͝͠͝ĭ̵̬̰͍̹͈̦̱͉̝̭ķ̷͓̩͍̻̦͓̦̭͚̞͖̆̓͑̿͒͘͜͠a̷̫̤̘̍̃̍͐͒ ̴͙̎͊̋ó̶̡̟͇̜͎̺̻̜̬̮̄̑̈́̇̅́̔̀̿͘͘͝ͅͅw̴͚͔͍̾̒̈̆̈́̌͗̄̾̓͋̕̕ǹ̵͔͖̬̪͍͈͕́̐̇́̆̉̆̔̿̀̚̚s̶̛͙̑̓͗́̄͐̾̍̂͗͝͝ ̶̛̘̯̫̼̹̝͙̗̠̺̓͊̀̐͆̈́́͐̽̀͒ȳ̶̲́͑̀̓́̌̇̓͂͘ơ̷̫̖͌̾̓̉̿̏̈́͑͊̒̾̂͘ͅǘ̶̢̳͎͓̰̯̯̦̹̱̲̜̟̠̐́̆̾̑̄̀̂͆͑͒͠ͅ

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(Y/n)'s p.o.v.

*Sigh* another day and the police still didn't track me, I'm really good! I think but that must be just luck, well after I saved that girl I quit my job as the reporter because since I'm that good at hacking, anyway my name's (y/n) Edwards and I'm a hacker! That's all... Ok! Ok! I don't have friends but that doesn't mean I'm a loser! Anyway right now I'm checking the deep web for anything that would poke my interest. "Huh?, What is FCTR?" I questioned myself clicking on it and entering the web, the only thing there was is a text and button with 'BUY' on it , I started to read the text "did you ever wanted someone or something ,from a game or your computer to be in reality? Well now is your chance!" Confused I moved the cursor on the button 'BUY' and purchased whatever that thing is.

I turned off my PC , unlocked my doors and headed downstairs into the dark Alley to get the package "holy shit how big is that thing?!" I shouted looking at the huge box before me , I sighed picking it up and carefully take it back to my room "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" I yelled from the sudden pain in my back

<T̷̡͉͙̺͍͓̮̱͔̺̥̯̭̳͛̋̈́͛̒͒͐̽̈́̉̄̕͜͠͝ì̸̛̪̱̣̂͐m̸͙̖̻̗̀́͑̇͒̾̇̀͋̒͊ͅe̶̛̪͓̪̝̺̽̿̑́̋̉̕͘͘s̴̨̡̛̘̞̟͖̓̇́̄͌́̑͌̏̄̚̕͝k̸̮̂i̸̼̭̗̱̭̼̯̦̩̩̼̻̠̣͂̾̀̉͘͠p̷͙̩̲̼͍̼̤̖͕̣̄͌͋̆͒͐̇>

After I got back to my room with the huge package I locked the door and changed location of my router so police couldn't track me "oof, now, let's see what's in here" with a sweat going down my forehead I opened the package and I see a plan of the thing I'm supposed to build together "aw shit, there's no way I can build this!" I shouted in frustration

<T̷̡͉͙̺͍͓̮̱͔̺̥̯̭̳͛̋̈́͛̒͒͐̽̈́̉̄̕͜͠͝ì̸̛̪̱̣̂͐m̸͙̖̻̗̀́͑̇͒̾̇̀͋̒͊ͅe̶̛̪͓̪̝̺̽̿̑́̋̉̕͘͘s̴̨̡̛̘̞̟͖̓̇́̄͌́̑͌̏̄̚̕͝k̸̮̂i̸̼̭̗̱̭̼̯̦̩̩̼̻̠̣͂̾̀̉͘͠p̷͙̩̲̼͍̼̤̖͕̣̄͌͋̆͒͐̇>

Finally, after week of building and hacking I finally had it! The whatever the fuck it is machine! "Alright now let's see what I can do" I connected the machine to my computer and started typing some codes activating it "hmm interesting..." I choose portal gun from portal 2 and waited what will happen , suddenly there was a blinding light, "aaaaaahhhhh what the fuuuuck?!" , After the light died down the doors of the machine opened and I see the portal gun in it "no way" I picked the portal gun and shoot with it into my white wall creating a big blue ring in it "holy shit, t-this is incredible" I put the portal gun on my table and walked back to the computer looking for more things I could bring to reality

<After 1 hour of teleporting>

After one hour of teleporting the items I always wanted but they were too expensive for me, and no I can't hack into bank accounts but I'll be training on it
Í̵͉͖͈͎̱͍͙̈͌͆f̸̨̨̛̼̱̰͙̣͖̘͚̃̄̋̉̇̋̈͑͒͝ ̴̡̨̛̛̘̣̞̰͔͕̙͇̰̖́͋̀͊̓̐̆̐͋͘͜M̴̪̕ͅò̴̧̞͎̬͍͕͙̙͎̠͎̼͖̲̉̿͂̎͌́͘̚͜ņ̸̡̦̫̼̟̣̯͔̘̈̔͒̐̀̀̀̾̅̒̕̚͘͜͠i̵̡̡̖̪̣͔͛̊̎̌̒̀͛͒̌̈̌̚͜͠k̷̡̢̻̘̹̜̦̦͉̠̃̈̔͒͜ả̴̛̛̞̟̠̰̮̮̘͍̲̺͙̰͓̄̽̏̏̓̑̄̕̕͝͠ͅ ̷̛̛͎͊̔͒̽͒̓̌̔̽̈́ḑ̶͂̇̃͊̏̓̇̋̽͂̀͝o̸̧̨̘̙̮̗̤̞̲̩̓͑̍͂̐͑̀̀̊̾ȩ̵̧̢̧̱͙̼͔͍͈̔̈́̔̐̍́͜s̵̛̛͎̻̣̭̖͑̆̓̉͗̈́͜͜͜͠n̷̝͌̾͗̀̀͒̆̆͊̆͗͠'̵̯̒̑̌̉̂́̃̂͌͒̓̉̈͘ṱ̷̯̞̘̦̳̳̤̱̈̋̐̆͑̈́͠ ̶͈̺̗̮̠̩̈́̎͌͂c̵̛̙̮̯͇̖̲̼̺̥̒̈́̎̈́͌͊̿̈́̍̉̎a̸̡̻͔͖͙͚̘͓͖͑̅̕͜p̸̡̹͕̱̲̝̦̙̩̣͔̹͈̎̔̇̏͐t̵͉͋̆̈́̿͛́͊͘͠ư̴̥͖̬͓̲͇̬̼̦̥͉̗̞̓̍̂̈͆̌̂͌ͅr̸̨̡̻͕̬͍͈̮̠͈̝̪͔̻͋̀̿͜e̸̠͚̲̎̋̓̑͒̊͒͗͆ ̷̩̜̼͇̬͍͎̉̒͊͐͑̏̍̀͑̅̕͝ṁ̴̖̾̀͜e̷̢̨̛̛͇̥͙̰̩̪̤̗͖̲͒̅̃̿̉̿̾́̀̉͂͠

I looked over at my table seeing lich King's helmet, diablo's horn, pair of Gucci shoes, reapers shotguns,and other items like that ( write in comments what items you would teleport into real life )

I yawed and rubbed my eyes sleepily "hmm, better go to bed" I got into my shorts and lied down on my bed...

No one's p.o.v.

Just as (y/n) past away into sleep, his computer lighten up and image of  M̵̨̭͑̈̕o̸͓͍̙͊̄͋̎n̷̲̜͛̀̀i̴͖̱̎k̷̳̎a̷̫̻͍͆̀́̾ can be seen on the screen, suddenly the machine started working...

<Next day>

(Y/n)'s p.o.v.

'hmm my pillows are softer and bigger than I remember i started to open my eyes only to see something purple blocking my sight "huh?" I moved the purple thing away and noiticed it's hair! And it's not mine! I jumped out of the bed and looked at it seeing 4 sleeping bodies "oh no..." I looked in shock at the four ladies that has been lying in my bed "great, now I have 1 suicidal girl, 1 yandere girl, 1 abused girl and 1 hacker girl..." I hold my head in my hands thinking how could this happened? "So they are from DDLC a game on my computer... Of course! The machine!" Suddenly I heard someone behind me "so how was sleep (y/n)?" I looked behind and see Monika in her pajamas with a cute smile she came closer to me " I'm so glad I can finally be here forever with you "hey! Don't forget about us!" I heard the small Baker say with a pout "y-yeah" said the big breasted beauty "oh! This is beautiful! All of us alive! And together!" Sayori screeched happily and I just stood there with wide eyes seeing three girls in they're pajamas because Yuri is in her black undergarments heavily blushing "u-umm g-girls how a-about we talk about this after breakfast?" The girls nodded  changed into they're casual clothes and took seats at the table "so ladies, what would you like for breakfast?" The girls were thinking for a minute "I'll have just t-tea please" Yuri said blushing "I want cinnamon buns!" Sayori shouted excited  "coffee please" said calmly Monika Wich leaved natsuki to choose "so what do you want cutie?" Natsuki blushed "i-im not cute b-baka! A-and I'll have a cupcake" I walked into the kitchen and started preparing some tea and coffee while I pulled cupcakes and cinnamon buns from the counter

After a few minutes the breakfast was ready so I picked up the things they wanted and bring them to them "Thank you!" They said at the same time making chills go down my spine

<Timeskip>

It was finally night Wich mean I can go to sleep! I changed from my casual clothes into my shorts and headed to the bed "h-hey (y/n), Y-you goi-" I looked towards the voice seeing Yuri madly blushing looking at my body "umm y-yuri?" She runned out of the room with a small nosebleed leaving you there confused "hmm weird, anyway now I should write the Wi-Fi passwords... Where's my pen?

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