FELICITY
xl. group chat
❝DON'T THROW A BRICK AT ME AGAIN.❞

'WALKER SLAYERS & OTHER AVERAGE HUMANS'

SIS
YOU DID NOT JUST DROP THAT ON US RANDOMLY

MYA
i think you'll find that i did

CHAIRHANDLER
is it a bad time to say i already knew about it??

SIS
YOU WHAT?!

KISH
HUH?

CHAIRHANDLER
i'll take that as a solid yes

EMMY
CHYA CHYA CHYA

MYA
emily, i will cut you

ALANNA
CHYA IS SO CUTE SHAHAHHA

MYA
alanna, no.

NOT TONY STARK
WHY DID CHANDLER KNOW BEFORE ME

KATE-BAE
IS IT BC YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN US
IS IT BC YOU'RE SECRETLY DATING

MYA
no.
it's bc he was in the why music video so obviously i had to let him know.

COLTON BEAN
actually, you could've just told him it was a single

MYA
colton, i will hit you

NOT TONY STARK
hE'S MY BOYFRIEND

MYA
sam, i will hit you

'SAM'URAI
I SAID NOTHING?!

CHAIRHANDLER
don't question it, bud.

FLIP PHONE ANDY
Wa i t wha t' s happ en i ng

JEFF
idk what's happening either

MYA
SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH ANDY HOW TO USE A GOD DAMN PHONE

DAD
LANGUAGE

MYA
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

SCAROL
LANGUAGE

MYA
i'm sorry, melissa
i promise that i will never even think about using that vulgar language ever again

DAD
HOW THE HELL

MOM
I BROUGHT TICKETS TO THE GEORGIA SHOW

MYA
THIS IS WHY I LIKE YOU

NANNY NORMAN
SONEQUA KEEPS SCREAMING ABOUT HOW YOU'RE AN AMAZING SINGER AND SHE STILL HAS WHY ON REPEAT

SONEQUA
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE WHY ON REPEAT

CHAIRHANDLER
that's a good question
WHY don't you?? 😏😏

MYA
are you going to leave or am i going to kick you out?

CHAIRHANDLER
i'll leave

[CHAIRHANDLER left the conversation]

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'THE GIRL SQUAD'

KATE-BAE
mya

MYA
katelyn

KATE-BAE
hailee and i were just talking about chya

MYA
why were you talking about chya and why are you telling me this when you know that i'll hit you with a brick next time i see you?

NOT TONY STARK
please don't throw a brick at me again
it hurts

MYA
it's meant to

KATE-BAE
but anyways, while we were speaking about you two, we realised something.

MYA
what?

NOT TONY STARK
you and chandler aren't dating officially, correct?

MYA
correct.
i don't see what the problem is?

KATE-BAE
mya, are you and chandler exclusive?