FELICITY
xxix. group chat
❝MYA GET HERE RIGHT NOW.❞

'WALKER SLAYERS & OTHER AVERAGE HUMANS'

NOT TONY STARK
MYA
MYA
MYA
MYA
MYA
MYA
MYA
MYA
MYA

NANNY NORMAN
mY PHONE IS BLOWING UP HAILEE
THIS IS NOT A PRIVATE CONVERSATION BETWEEN YOU AND MYA

MOM
NORMAN DID YOU NOT SEE MYA'S RECENT INSTAGRAM POST

DAD
i haven't seen it??

SISTER
LOOK AT IT
EVERYONE LOOK AT IT
RIGHT NOW
MEANWHILE
MYA GET HERE RIGHT NOW

NOT TONY STARK
MYA ROSE EMERSON ANSWER YOUR PHONE

FLIP PHONE ANDY
WHA T IS HA PPEN I N G ?

'SAM'URAI
i don't think she's going to answer

COLTON BEAN
why not??

'SAM'URAI
bc she isn't answering

KATE-BAE
where is she??

SISTER
not at home
chandler where's my baby sister at?
wAIT CHANDLER HASN'T SPOKE EITHER ARE THEY FRICKLE FRACKLING

DAD
THEY BETTER NOT BE

CUDLITZ
they're two young teens in love of course they are

MCMULLET
I support that statement

CHAIRHANDLER
NO

MYA
NO

DAD
THANK GOD

MOM
DANG IT

SISTER
WHY NOT?!

CHAIRHANDLER
BC WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER LIKE THAT

FLIP PHONE ANDY
Do es BC mea n bef or e Ch r i st?

MYA
BC NO

NOT TONY STARK
ANYWAYS WHAT WAS THAT POST YOU PUT UP EARLIER
FIVE DAYS TILL WHAT
TELL ME
TELL ME RIGHT NOW

MYA
lmao no

FLIP PHONE ANDY
W ha t do es l ma o me a n ?

NOT TONY STARK
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"?!
YOU WILL TELL ME
AND YOU WILL TELL ME RIGHT NOW

MYA
lmao you thought

KATE-BAE
MYA I AM NOT "LAUGHING MY ASS OFF" RIGHT NOW TELL US

SISTER
AS YOUR OLDER SISTER I COMMAND FOR YOU TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS

MYA
yOu'Re nOt mY mOm

SISTER
BUT I CAN ADD OUR MOM TO THE CHAT

MYA
she already knows about it and she already knows not to tell anybody (including you) about it, so please do add mom to the chat so that i can ask her about your many phases that you had as a child, and your old dreams and hopes and she might even be able to provide some great photos of baby erin for this entire group chat and maybe even the world to seeing

EMMY
i would pay to see that

KISH
me too
wait erin had phases?

ALANNA
i will pay you if you send me those photos

NANNY NORMAN
i'll pay you double what alanna pays for those photos

SISTER
mY BABY PHOTOS ARE NOT FOR SALE

CHAIRHANDLER
mya, can you come over?

SISTER
wHaT Is THiS?!
WHAT DO YOU WANT HER OVER FOR?
WHY?
WHAT ARE Y'ALL GOING TO DO?

MYA
calm down, sis.
we're not going to do anything.
but yes, i'll come over

NOT TONY STARK
holy fucking cheese balls chya

COLTON BEAN
"cheese balls"

SCAROL
Language, Hailee.

NOT TONY STARK
holy fudging cheese balls chya*

SCAROL
That's better

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[29.08.17]

NOTE: just going to tell y'all that erin still doesn't know about chya kissing or mya running away. the only people who know about it are chandler, mya, katelyn, hailee and colton.

this also could be my last update today but i'm not certain about that so if it is my last update then byeeeee but if not then enjoy the next chapter