FELICITY
xxvi. group chat
❝I DON'T WANT TO RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP.❞

'THE GIRL SQUAD'

MYA
EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY
SIRENS ARE BLARING
LIGHTS ARE FLASHING
FUCKING EMERGENCY
NEEE-NARRR-NEEE-NARRR
🚨 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

NOT TONY STARK
are you okay?
what's happened?
where are you?
i'll come get you!
do i need to ring emergency services?

MYA
OKAY DO NOT RING EMERGENCY SERVICES
AND YOU DON'T NEED TO COME AND GET ME
BUT MY HEART IS LIKE CRAZY RN

KATE-BAE
i'll ring an ambulance

MYA
NO NO NO IT'S FINE
WELL IT'S NOT FINE
BUT BASICALLY
CHANDLER AND I KISSED

NOT TONY STARK
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WIS WNE
SUNW

MYA
are you okay??

KATE-BAE
EURJAIRIYJEHW
RNEUWIEKNRJEKKRDJEME
DJ
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MYA
i'll take that as a no

NOT TONY STARK
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GtatagyTrGhjJjJJajwjwjaHyTfgwjajHa
GyGGgTgGggHhJjjJHgBbVVcCdsSerTu

MYA
definitely a no

KATE-BAE
JAMAHSHHSGZH/&/£7:!\>]!\

NOT TONY STATK
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MYA
and my phone is now lagging

KATE-BAE
wheuirnehwHtGqbaianJkNwusjsoNagwghwbs

MYA
oh and after the kiss i kind of may or may not have ran away

NOT TONY STARK
YOU FUCKING IDIOT

KATE-BAE
WHY
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

NOT TONY STARK
YOU SAID YOU HAD A CRUSH ON HIM
YOU ADMITTED THAT TO US
SO WHY THE ACTUAL FUCKETY FUCK FUCK DID YOU RUN AWAY
HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING
OH MY GOD I'VE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING
I'M A TERRIBLE BEST FTIEND
I'M SO SORRY

MYA
i thought that he might not like me that way
and maybe it was just in the moment
and i don't want to ruin our friendship

NOT TONY STARK
B U L L S H I T
"HE MIGHT NOT LIKE ME THAT WAY"
HONEY, I'VE WATCHED YOU TWO CONSTANTLY FLIRT FOR SIX FUCKING YEARS
THE ENTIRE CAST HAVE TRIED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU LOVE EACH OTHER FOR YEARS
AND THE ENTIRE WORLD ALREADY THINK YOU'RE FUCKING BC YOU BOTH MAKE IT SO DAMN OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT FROM YOURSELVES

KATE-BAE
also, if he doesn't like you that way then he's missing out.
i'm straight and you make me question mya sexuality sometimes ngl
like stop being so pretty?

NOT TONY STARK
okay but truth

MYA
i don't know what to do??

NOT TONY STARK
go back over to his house and fuck him

MYA
hAiLeE
wHAt hAPpeNeD tO yOuR InNOcENce

NOT TONY STARK
lmao colton

MYA
WHAT

KATE-BAE
HOLTON CHILL

MYA
HAVE YOU TWO FRICKLE FRACKLED
HAVE YOU TWO SHIZZLED YOUR NIZZLES
I'M SHOOK

NOT TONY STARK
NO YOU IDIOTS
WE HAVEN'T FRICKLE FRACKLED
OR SHIZZLED OUR NIZZLES
but we have had some extreme makeout sessions
uhm what
i said nothing bye

MYA
SJSJSKAKSISOSM WBDGSJSHSVWBEYS
DHSHSIWNSNUDBWNSHDW
DHEHSIWJS
WBEHEOEKR

KATE-BAE
I'M CRYING
I'M SCREAMING

MYA
MY WIG HAS BEEN SNATCHED
I'M DONE
BYE
ADIOS
BONJOUR
wait that means hello

NOT TONY STARK
this is why you failed your french test

MYA
ICH WERDE DEIN AUGE UMARMEN WENN DU ETWAS LEVEL SCHNEIDEST

KATE-BAE
mya, that's german

MYA
oh yeah

NOT TONY STARK
that also translates to:
i will embrace your eye when you cut a life

MYA
TU ES TELLEMENT ALIMENTAIRE

KATE-BAE
okay that's french

NOT TONY STARK
but it translates to "you're so food"

MYA
combat moi

NOT TONY STARK
why is the only phrase you can say in french "fight me"

MYA
arrête de remettre en question ma logique

KATE-BAE
why are the only phrases you can say in french "fight me" and "stop questioning my logic"

MYA
idk