FELICITY
vii. group chat
❝WANNA GO ON A PICNIC? ALPACA LUNCH.❞

'CHAIRHANDLER'
CHANDLER RIGGS

MYA
hey my dood

CHAIRHANDLER
i have two things to say about that
1) never say "my dood" again
2) why are you texting me during the film

MYA
1) m y  d o o d
2) bc i don't want to disturb the movie

CHAIRHANDLER
but now we're not even watching the movie bc we're on our phones

MYA
good point

CHAIRHANDLER
i always make good points

MYA
don't get cocky now

CHAIRHANDLER
me, i would never!!
but i'm so good at making points.

MYA
you know what, change of subject.
i'm cold.

CHAIRHANDLER
go stand in a corner

MYA
what, why?

CHAIRHANDLER
they're ninety degrees

MYA
i hate you so much

CHAIRHANDLER
oh don't worry, one day you'll make a good pun

MYA
oh my god
not the puns again

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MYA
you know what

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MYA
dang it i've ran out of puns

CHAIRHANDLER
how many times do i have to tell you that i'm the king of puns?

MYA
you find them all on the internet don't lie boy

CHAIRHANDLER
you know me too well
anyways i'm serious about that picnic

MYA
huh?

CHAIRHANDLER
wanna go on a picnic? alpaca lunch.

MYA
wait you were being serious?

CHAIRHANDLER
yeah, why not?
it'll be fun.

MYA
what about the film?

CHAIRHANDLER
we've just sat here for at least five minutes sending puns to each other instead of watching the film so are you sure that you're even bothered about it

MYA
okay good point

CHAIRHANDLER
see i made another good point

MYA
ffs chandler

CHAIRHANDLER
you love me

MYA
whatever helps you sleep at night
speaking of sleeping at night, are you sleeping over tonight??

CHAIRHANDLER
you could come mine??
i mean, you could pack your bags and then we'll go for the picnic and then go to my house.
we still need to learn our lines and i left my script at home
also my house is closer to set so we can wake up later than usual.

MYA
i really don't want to say good point again bc you'll get cocky but good point

CHAIRHANDLER
see, i'm great at puns and making good points.

MYA
you make terrible puns

CHAIRHANDLER
i fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree and you can leaf me alone because i don't care about your opineaon if you disagreen

MYA
oh my god