Wolf read the newspaper as he got into his new rundown car with the others.

Snake: Come on, Wolf. Why would we steal the Maraschino Ruby?

Wolf: I thought we had clean slate. Look what the chief said about us! 'The ruby is safe from those stupid lame and stupid bad guys'

Snake: Whoa! Two stupids? Okay I'm in.

Bats: This better be a quick one.

Piranha noticed her licking a push pop

Piranha: Señora did you pay for that push pop? Along with the other two?

Bats: I'm pregnant so don't judge me! And what do you want a receipt?!

She realized she yelled.

Bats: I'm sorry...

Piranha: Don't apologize! Let it all out.

Suddenly the police showed up

Snake: Finally! I don't know how much longer that would've gone on for...

Wolf: Lets do this!

MR. WOLF

Wolf: First things first we're gonna need disguises.

Shark disguised as a security guard.

MR. SHARK

Shark: I got this!

Wolf: Then break our way in!

Piranha burst the door down

Piranha: Oh yeah!

MR. PIRANHA

Wolf: Keep a lookout!

Bats stayed on the roof and watched the security guards leave

Bats: I got this.

MRS. BAT

Wolf: Hack the security system!

Webs shut off all the lasers

Webs: Done and done.

MS. TARANTULA

Wolf: Crack the locks!

Snake opened the safe

MR. SNAKE

Snake: Hands free!

Wolf: And finally...

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Later that night at the museum the Chief caught someone with the ruby.

Chief: Aha! Gotcha! I knew you couldn't resist being called stupid twice!

She turned on her flashlight but it was just another police officer

Chief: Huh? Officer Rob? What are you doing here?

Rob: There have been city news reports saying that the Maraschino Ruby is possibly fake!

He got a closer look at the ruby

Rob: And it does seem like it's made of candy.

Chief: Well of course it is!

She took the real ruby out of her pocket.

Chief: The real one is with me at all times! This was all an elaborate plot to catch the Bad Guys!

Rob: I thought they'd gone good but it turns out that they were arrested earlier today.

Chief: What?!

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The Chief made it back to the police station and saw Wolf, Snake, Piranha, Webs and Bats handcuffed in an office.

Wolf: That's two stupid's new many, Chief.

Chief: I-I can't believe my eyes! How?!

Rob: Uh they were taken in this morning arrested for stealing...

He checked his notes.

Rob: Tree push pops.

Bats: Theoretically.

She licked a push pop but then realized what she was doing so she hid it under the table.

Chief: Haha! A crime is a crime and you!

She pointed directly at Bats who glared at her.

Chief: Are guilty! Even if it's for a minor legal infraction! Case closed! I win! And you-!

Then Shark burst in disguised as a lawyer.

Bats: Right on time.

Shark: Objection! I am Lawyer Shawn maternity at law! And I am outraged! Outraged! To see my poor frightened clients being interrogated without their lawyer present! Which I am!

He took out a receipt from his suitcase.

Shark: exhibit A! A receipt for 79 cents for three push pops! Each! Thus proving they are entirely innocent! I may also add that it is not permitted to handcuff someone who is currently expecting a baby!

Chief: Huh?!

She stared at Bats

Bats: Did you forget your own laws?

Chief: I-I didn't know you were-

Piranha slammed the table

Piranha: Hey! She's already been stressed enough!

Shark: Exactly! Further planting a fake ruby for them to steal is called 'entrapment'!

He slammed his suitcase closed.

Shark: Which is an illegal crime! Officer Rob! Arrest this officer!

Chief: What?! That is ridicules!

Rob handcuffed the Chief.

Rob: It's true. Sorry. Major legal infraction.

Wolf: Hold on there Chief! We won't press any charges if...

He dialed a number on the phone

Wolf: You retract a certain statement?

The phone answered.

Reporter (on the phone): City news. Can I help you?

The Chief blushed out of embarrassment.

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The next day the Chief was crying in her office

Chief: I almost had them!

Then Rob walked in holding the newspaper.

Rob: There there, Chief! On the bright side the real Maraschino Ruby was has been returned to the museum!

The chief looked at the newspaper with the real Ruby on the front page.

Chief: But I didn't return the real...

She checked her pocket and found a push pop instead of the ruby.

Chief: No! No! No! No!

That was The Good Guys plan all along. Replacing the fake ruby for the real one.

Rob: I guess they're not so bad after all! Mrs. Bat and Mr. Piranha are even going to start a family. Good for th-

Chief: Don't. Even. Say it!

She snapped the push pop in half.

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The next day Wolf checked the newspaper again.

Wolf: Look here! The ruby is safe from these not so stupid bad guys!

The group got in the car

Wolf: And it was surprisingly easy.

Bats held the candy ruby

Bats: Like taking candy for a baby.

She started licking it as Wolf drove off.

Shark: I rest my case!