Wolf, Snake, Shark, Piranha, Webs and Bats walked into a small office

Wolf: Um... Hello! Hey! I am Mr. Wolf and these are my associates.

Susan: I'm Susan. Please take a seat

The six of them sat down in their chairs and they all looked terrible.

Wolf's face was covered in blue paint and was filthy.

Snake's body was tied in a knot.

Shark needed an IV tube

Piranha looked like he was run over by a car

Webs fur was puffed up

And Bats felt like she was going to throw up

Wolf: You must be wondering what-

Susan stamped a letter.

Susan: Continue.

Wolf: Right... So... we know we're ten minutes late to our big parole check in...

Piranha: Twelve minutes.

Bats: Honey...

Piranha: What? We're twelve minutes late!

Susan: Mr. Wolf-

Wolf: Okay! Okay! Okay! Wait! Wait! Before you make any rash decisions let me explain. It's actually a really funny story hahaha...

Shark: Funny and very law abiding!

Wolf: We were running early so we decided to get a quick breakfast.

The group got food at the diner

Wolf: This is a big day! In just two hours we'll be officially off parole! I'm proud of you guys! Six months without a single slip up?

Bats: Everything was legally paid for including this meal! And... I got some exciting news after our check in!

Piranha: Really?! You know how much I love surprises!

Shark: Totally! We also didn't even get a single parking ticket!

They all put their drinks together but then saw their car being connected to a tow truck which drove away.

Piranha: Ha! Glad I'm not that guy.

Bats: Sweetheart... That's our car!

Piranha: Oh right!

The six of them immediately left the restaurant.

Wolf: The tow trucks are so good these days. They'll grab your car your car without even asking!

Bats: I did the research and legally they don't have to ask... Excuse me for a second.

She threw up in a plastic bag bag and Piranha patted her on the back.

The good guys found Wolf's car in a junk yard.

Wolf: So naturally we gave him an extra generous tip.

Wolf gave the owner of the junkyard some money as Snake got his tail stuck in a vending machine.

Shark: Hey! What gives?!

Bats: Come on I'm starving!

Piranha: But we just got back from the diner.

Bats: Uh... Would you pass up the opportunity to have a candy bar?

Piranha: ...Fair point.

Webs saw the vending machine was unplugged

Webs: Look dummies I think it's not working because it's not plugged in.

Piranha: Got it!

Webs: Wait don't-!

Piranha plugged in the wire and Webs was immediately electrocuted.

Bats: Webs-!

The electricity caused a crane to drop a smaller car on top of Wolf's car crushing it

Wolf: AH!! My car!!

Bats: We... Had to take the bus back...

The good guys were on the bus waiting for their stop

Webs: Are we sure we took the right bus?

Everyone else looks confused

Shark: Hold up. There's more than one bus?

Bats: I used to fly to get places before I met you all.

They were all left on the side of the rode in the middle of nowhere.

Shark: Well at least it can't-

Bats: Don't! Haven't you seen any comedy movie ever?!

Shark: You're right! Thanks for stopping me!

Piranha suddenly had to pee and Bats didn't feel good.

Piranha: Bathroom! Bathroom!

Bats: Y-Yeah me too...

They both saw a gas station across the street and immediately ran towards it but a biker gang was already there

Wolf: Wait! Piranha! Bats!

Piranha: Hey when you gotta go you gotta go. But they forgot the number one rule about being a gentleman. Ladies first.

Piranha tried to open the bathroom door while Bats covered her mouth.

Piranha: Open! Open! Open!

Biker: Hey chum butt! there's a line!

Bats: L-Leave my husband alone! Can't you see he has to go?

Biker: Did you not hear me? It's called a line.

He genuinely poked Bats onto the floor but then she threw up.

Piranha: So I calmly explained to them why manners are important.

Piranha gasped at what just happened.

Biker: H-Hey man I didn't do-

Piranha: THATS. MY. WIFE!

He went crazy and attacked them all as Bats stood up

Bats: Phew... That feels better...

Piranha: And they completely understood where I was coming from.

The bikers stuck Wolf, Snake, Shark, Piranha, Webs and Bats in the sand.

Wolf: Those bikers even rewarded us with a relaxing mud bath.

The sand around Piranha got darker.

Webs: Piranha, what are you smiling about?

Piranha: Let's just say I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore.

Snake: Ew!!

Wolf: As the good citizens we are we decided for an ego friendly opinion.

Bats: Which totally wasn't hitchhiking.

The six of them were hitchhiking but cars didn't stop.

Piranha: That's it! I'll handle this!

He stood on the road

Bats: Piranha-!

Piranha was run over by a truck but was still alive.

Piranha: ...Nailed it.

Wolf: Luckily a kind stranger saw us and was nice enough to pull over and offer us a ride.

Shark: His hands gesture was definitely a thumbs up and totally nothing important.

The six of them snuck into the back of the truck right before it drove away but it was filled with chickens.

Snake: Chicken nuggets...

Bats: Let's just saw I wasn't the only one who felt sick after that...

Wolf squeezed Snake so he could spit out all the chickens.

Wolf: Spit them out! Do it!!

The truck almost crashed into another car

Wolf: Honestly it gets a little fuzzy around here... But I do remember taking the scenic route...

The good guys crashed onto someone's motorcycle.

Webs: Oh and then there was...

They crashed into a construction site

Shark: Was that before the...

Then crashed into a latter someone else was using

Snake: Or after the...

Shark broke through a wooden fence.

Bat: No... It was in between between the...

Bats rushed to buy a sandwich but was rushed back into the chaos

Piranha: And the...

Wolf pressed on Sharks chest multiple times

Wolf: Don't you die on me big guy!

Piranha: Oh I got one!

Snake played chess with an old woman as Bats ate her sandwich.

Snake: Huh. That was a good move.

Wolf: And then!

They all finally made it to the building.

Wolf: Look at that! Ten minutes to spare. I told you we'd make it!

Bats: Um... Wolf?

Wolf: Yeah?

Bats: Robbery.

She pointed at two people robbing the bank across the street.

Wolf: Oh come on!

Snake: You know... We could just ignore them.

Wolf: And finally we set some younger people on a better path.

The good guys watched the police arrest the criminals and Wolf held the bag of money.

Wolf: I will just return this to the rightful owners and-

Bats: Wait don't-

Wolf opened the bag and a dye pack exploded in his face.

Wolf: Great...

Wolf: So yeah that's pretty much what happened! More or less...

Susan: *Sighs* fascinating story...

Wolf: Point is ma'am we are serious about turning our lives around.

Bats: I want to now more then ever. Because...

She smiled at Piranha.

Bats: I'm pregnant.

Wolf, Snake, Shark, Piranha and Webs: Wait... What?!

Piranha immediately hugged and kissed her

Piranha: That's your surprise?!

Bats: Yeah!

Webs: That explains why you were sick and so hungry!

Shark: If you need a babysitter just ask me-!

Susan: Ahem.

The good guys sat back in their seat.

Susan: Congratulations for you Mrs. Bat. But as I was trying to say... You should tell all this to your parole officer.

Shark: Say what now?

Bats: if you're not that officer then who are you?

Susan: This is the post office.

She lifted the blinds revealing people getting their mail.

Webs: Oh...

Susan: It happens all the time. This is South Main Street. The parole officer is on North Main Street. Good luck.

Wolf: Good to know...

Snake: Move! Move! Move!

The six of them immediately left the post office.