Marmalade: Once again it's not a butt. Thank you. It's a heart. Now as I was saying-

Mr. Piranha: then why does it have cheeks?

Everyone except bats shushed piranha

Mr. Piranha: What? I've never seen a heart with cheeks

Mrs. Bat: just turn that thing upside down and it's definitely a butt!

Marmalade: It's not a-

Mr. Piranha: Booty!

Marmalade: It's not a butt! Not a butt!

Mr. Piranha: Does he know what a butt is?

Mrs. Bat: probably not

Marmalade: As I was saying on the outside, the five of you are villains, predators, remorseless, deranged, sociopaths-

Mr. Piranha: Hey! Back off marmalade! That's my wife you're talking to!

Mrs. Bat: you tell him sweet heart!

Marmalade: but I wasn't... anyway... But inside there's a flower the flower of goodness and when it blooms and you feel that tingle of positivity radiating through your body you're going to want to feel it all the time.

Webs: So we're going for a tingle?

Mrs. Bat: I feel a tingle all the time if you know what I mean

Piranha smiled and blushed

Marmalade: that's what I'm talking about! The tingle of goodness which you'll feel in my state of the art Sharing Laboratory!

Marmalade stood next to a table

Mrs. Bat: this isn't even a lab

Marmalade: since you seem the most confident Mrs. Bat I'm going to give you a Push Pop

He gave a push pop to bats

Mrs. Bat: yes! I could use a snack

Marmalade: No to share

Mrs. Bat: with piranha?

Marmalade: close! You'll share it with shark

Bats saw shark sitting at the table

Mrs. Bat: are you kidding me? Not happening!

Mr. Piranha: come on honey you got this!

Mrs. Bat: fine

She flew into the table in front of shark

Mr. Shake: This is going to taste extra sweet cause I know how bad you want it!

Mrs. Bat: don't patronize me

Bats tried to give shark the push pop but ate it instead

Mrs. Bat: Haha! Sucker!

Mr. Shark: That's it!! I'll teach you to share!

Shark was about to grab bats but she flew out of the way

Mrs. Bat: did you just try to eat me?!

Bats attacked shark leaving multiple scratches on his face

Marmalade: ...well that's terrifying. Let's try something similar

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Marmalade brought the bad guys outside

Marmalade: A good person always pays attention to the needs of others. Now here's a kindly frail grandma

Wolf was dressed as an old lady and they all laughed

Mrs. Bat: that's a good look for you wolf!

Mr. Wolf: yeah yeah laugh it up

Marmalade: now it's your turn Mr. Piranha to help grandma across the street.

Mr. Piranha: sure I do this all the time!

He held wolfs hand

Mr. Piranha: Here you go ma'am

They both started walking down the street

Webs: Oh he is totally gonna blow it

Mrs. Bat: Hey! If anyone can it's piranha!

Piranha let go of wolf's hand

Mr. Piranha: yeah what makes you think I can't do this?!

Mr. Wolf: No! Piranha-!!

Wolf was suddenly hit by a truck but was somehow still alive

Mrs. Bat: this is why I fly

Marmalade: Maybe simpler?

The six of them walked towards a cat stuck in a tree

Mr. Wolf: Hey look It's a cat stuck in a tree!

Marmalade: It doesn't get much simpler than that. Now what in this scenario would give you that good tingle?

Mr. Snake: Eating it? This is why I always carry two pieces of bread with me

Snake held two pieces of bread

Mrs. Bat: not if I eat it first!

Marmalade: No I want you to s...

Mr. Wolf: Smack it!

Mr. Snake: Skin it?

Mr. Shark: Stab it!

Webs: Sauté it!

Mrs. Bat: Sell it!

Mr. Piranha: Sing to it?

Marmalade: Save it! I want you to... It's so obvious.. I want you to save it!

All: oh right!

The bad guys looked up at the cat

All: HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!

The cat got scared and climbed further into the tree

Mr. Snake: well that cat is obviously defective.

Mr. Piranha: What is wrong with you? You're gonna give it a heart attack!

Mrs. Bat: I'll handle this sweet heart. I'm the eyes in the sky for a reason!

Bats flew up to the cat

Mrs. Bat: GET DOWN RIGHT NOW!

The cat fell from the tree and landed on wolfs face so it started attacking him

Mr. Wolf: AHH!! Get him off my face! He's on my face!

Mrs. Bat: ...Hahaha!

The cat ran away and wolf stood up

Mr. Wolf: you could've at least taken it off my face!

Mrs. Bat: where's the fun in that?

Before they could started fighting Marmalade decided to say something

Marmalade: Wait! What may I ask are you good at?

Mr. Piranha: Stealing stuff!

Mr. Shark: Oh yeah we're great at that!

Mr. Snake: Robbery!

Webs: Larceny

Mrs. Bat: Trespassing!

Mr. Piranha: Wire fraud

Mr. Snake: Extortion

Mr. Wolf: Tax evasion

Mr. Shake: Heists

Webs: Mail fraud

Marmalade: Wait heists you say?

Mr. Wolf: Well yeah that's kind of our specialty

Marmalade: I might just have an idea

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Marmalade and the bad guys arrived at a testing lab

Marmalade: That is an animal testing lab with over 200,000 helpless guinea pigs all being poked and prodded by sadistic scientists

Mr. Snake: guinea pigs you say?