First Failed Heist

Shark flipped a table and laid on the floor

Mr. Shark: I'M HAVING A BABY!

The entire crowd gasped and bats facepalmed

Mr. Shark: Is there a doctor?! Or perhaps several security guards that could leave their post and help me?!

The security guards left to help shark which gave wolf and piranha the chance to sneak backstage

Bats could hear piranha kick butt through her communicator

Mrs. Bat: that's my piranha

Mr. Wolf (on comm): alright we're in

Announcer: president of the committee Governor Diane Foxington

Diane walked on the stage

Mrs. Bat: Uh guys once Diane finishes her speech the goes up. I don't want to rush you but... move faster!

Mr. Snake (on comm) we're already on the move!

Mrs. Bat: shhh!

Diane: Thank you last year we faced our biggest test when a meteorite crashed into our dear city. That meteorite didn't just make a hole in our city It made a hole in our hearts. But even in tragedy Professor Marmalade he did what he does so well. He made us look at things differently. And thanks to Marmalade the Love Crater Meteorite will forever serve as a symbol of how there is good even in the worst places

Mrs. Bat: she's such a hypocrite

Suddenly Bats heard a laser fire

Mrs. Bat: Wolf what was that?

Mr. Wolf (on comm): it's the Bat Wolf Piranha Snake Shark Tarantula Protection System

Webs (on comm): The BWPSST?!

Mr. Wolf (on comm): This was not supposed to happen!

Mrs. Bat: Webs do your thing

Webs (on comm): I'm on it!

It was quiet for a second until Bats heard a beep

Mrs. Bat: well?

Webs (on comm): I just need five minutes!

Diane: And now please join me in welcoming to the stage...

Mrs. Bat: none of us have five minutes!

Diane: Professor Marmalade!

Marmalade walked onto the stage

Mrs. Bat: the hamster is already on the stage!

Mr. Snake (on comm): it's a guinea pig!

Mrs. Bat: what's the difference?!

Mr. Wolf (on comm): Enough! The curtains going up any minute!

Webs (on comm): it's not letting me in!

Mr. Wolf (on comm): Check your system preferences!

Mr. Snake (on comm): You probably need to download a driver!

Mr. Wolf (on comm): Try rebooting!

Mrs. Bat: oh wait I fixed that!

Mr. Wolf (on comm): really?

Mrs. Bat: NO!

Bats was a little to loud and a few people turned around but no one saw her

Mrs. Bat: we're running out of time here guys

Mr. Wolf (on comm): no no no! Piranha-

Mrs. Bat: what's-

Marmalade: This award is for-

Suddenly there was a loud fart noise

Marmalade: uh as I was saying!

Mrs. Bat: piranha...

Mr. Piranha (on comm): sorry!

Marmalade: And that's why my Gala for Goodness will raise all the money needed for those less fortunate

Diane: And now the moment we've all been waiting for...

The curtain started to go up

Mrs. Bat: well so much for the heist...

Diane: And now it is my honor to award Professor Marmalade with the Golden Dolphin!

The curtain went all the way up but there was nothing there

Mrs. Bat: phew...

Bats flew up to the rest of the bad guys then they all started to leave

Mr. Wolf: Nice work everybody. Now let's make like a wolf and get the pack out of here.

Mr. Piranha: Ah wordplay... I don't get it

Mrs. Bat: you were great out there like always

Mr. Piranha: really? Even after I uh...

Mrs. Bat: everyone makes mistakes. Expect for me

Then everyone noticed wolf stopped to listen to Marmalade

Mr. Snake: wolf?

Mrs. Bat: wolf what are you doing?

Wolf's tail started to shake and his fake mustache fell off. Then people in the crowd started to notice

Crowd: It's the bad guys!

Chief: Arrest them!

The entire police force surrounded the bad guys

Mrs. Bat: Wow over doing it much?

Chief: you all stole the Golden Dolphin!

Mr. Wolf: Come on you can't prove that

the golden dolphin fell out of sharks dress

Mr. Shark: my baby!

He picked it up

Chief: On your knees Bad Guys with your hands up!

Mrs. Bat: Snake and I don't even have hands!

Mr. Snake: yeah! We're out of here!

Wolf shot his grappling hook through the ceiling window

Mr. Wolf: So long suckers!

He activated the grappling hook again but it took his pants leaving him in his underwear

Mr. Wolf: ...Well this just got a little weird

Mrs. Bat: Uh... I invoke the Fifth?

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The bad guys were immediately arrested and taken out of the museum

Mrs. Bat: get your hands off my husband!

A officer threw Bats into the police truck

Mr. Piranha: hey! leave my wife alone!

More police put the rest of the group into the truck except wolf

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