First Failed Heist
Shark flipped a table and laid on the floor
Mr. Shark: I'M HAVING A BABY!
The entire crowd gasped and bats facepalmed
Mr. Shark: Is there a doctor?! Or perhaps several security guards that could leave their post and help me?!
The security guards left to help shark which gave wolf and piranha the chance to sneak backstage
Bats could hear piranha kick butt through her communicator
Mrs. Bat: that's my piranha
Mr. Wolf (on comm): alright we're in
Announcer: president of the committee Governor Diane Foxington
Diane walked on the stage
Mrs. Bat: Uh guys once Diane finishes her speech the goes up. I don't want to rush you but... move faster!
Mr. Snake (on comm) we're already on the move!
Mrs. Bat: shhh!
Diane: Thank you last year we faced our biggest test when a meteorite crashed into our dear city. That meteorite didn't just make a hole in our city It made a hole in our hearts. But even in tragedy Professor Marmalade he did what he does so well. He made us look at things differently. And thanks to Marmalade the Love Crater Meteorite will forever serve as a symbol of how there is good even in the worst places
Mrs. Bat: she's such a hypocrite
Suddenly Bats heard a laser fire
Mrs. Bat: Wolf what was that?
Mr. Wolf (on comm): it's the Bat Wolf Piranha Snake Shark Tarantula Protection System
Webs (on comm): The BWPSST?!
Mr. Wolf (on comm): This was not supposed to happen!
Mrs. Bat: Webs do your thing
Webs (on comm): I'm on it!
It was quiet for a second until Bats heard a beep
Mrs. Bat: well?
Webs (on comm): I just need five minutes!
Diane: And now please join me in welcoming to the stage...
Mrs. Bat: none of us have five minutes!
Diane: Professor Marmalade!
Marmalade walked onto the stage
Mrs. Bat: the hamster is already on the stage!
Mr. Snake (on comm): it's a guinea pig!
Mrs. Bat: what's the difference?!
Mr. Wolf (on comm): Enough! The curtains going up any minute!
Webs (on comm): it's not letting me in!
Mr. Wolf (on comm): Check your system preferences!
Mr. Snake (on comm): You probably need to download a driver!
Mr. Wolf (on comm): Try rebooting!
Mrs. Bat: oh wait I fixed that!
Mr. Wolf (on comm): really?
Mrs. Bat: NO!
Bats was a little to loud and a few people turned around but no one saw her
Mrs. Bat: we're running out of time here guys
Mr. Wolf (on comm): no no no! Piranha-
Mrs. Bat: what's-
Marmalade: This award is for-
Suddenly there was a loud fart noise
Marmalade: uh as I was saying!
Mrs. Bat: piranha...
Mr. Piranha (on comm): sorry!
Marmalade: And that's why my Gala for Goodness will raise all the money needed for those less fortunate
Diane: And now the moment we've all been waiting for...
The curtain started to go up
Mrs. Bat: well so much for the heist...
Diane: And now it is my honor to award Professor Marmalade with the Golden Dolphin!
The curtain went all the way up but there was nothing there
Mrs. Bat: phew...
Bats flew up to the rest of the bad guys then they all started to leave
Mr. Wolf: Nice work everybody. Now let's make like a wolf and get the pack out of here.
Mr. Piranha: Ah wordplay... I don't get it
Mrs. Bat: you were great out there like always
Mr. Piranha: really? Even after I uh...
Mrs. Bat: everyone makes mistakes. Expect for me
Then everyone noticed wolf stopped to listen to Marmalade
Mr. Snake: wolf?
Mrs. Bat: wolf what are you doing?
Wolf's tail started to shake and his fake mustache fell off. Then people in the crowd started to notice
Crowd: It's the bad guys!
Chief: Arrest them!
The entire police force surrounded the bad guys
Mrs. Bat: Wow over doing it much?
Chief: you all stole the Golden Dolphin!
Mr. Wolf: Come on you can't prove that
the golden dolphin fell out of sharks dress
Mr. Shark: my baby!
He picked it up
Chief: On your knees Bad Guys with your hands up!
Mrs. Bat: Snake and I don't even have hands!
Mr. Snake: yeah! We're out of here!
Wolf shot his grappling hook through the ceiling window
Mr. Wolf: So long suckers!
He activated the grappling hook again but it took his pants leaving him in his underwear
Mr. Wolf: ...Well this just got a little weird
Mrs. Bat: Uh... I invoke the Fifth?
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The bad guys were immediately arrested and taken out of the museum
Mrs. Bat: get your hands off my husband!
A officer threw Bats into the police truck
Mr. Piranha: hey! leave my wife alone!
More police put the rest of the group into the truck except wolf
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