My Best Frenemy

You are my absolute best friend.
I pull you out when I'm bored,
When I'm curious,
During an awkward situation,
When I need to get stuff done,
To procrastinate,
And to look cool.

You are my one and only enemy.
I pull you out and you're like a drug to me,
Absolutely toxic.
You help me procrastinate,
Distract me with messages,
Cause me to take a million Buzzfeed quizzes.

But maybe that's what you are here for;
Like a true best friend - consolation and aggravation
I wouldn't trade you for the world
(Not that I could anyways,
I have no money for an upgrade).
You are my iPhone 5c.