The Kpop Dad Line

Jungwoo was let out of the hospital to return home. The doctor had scheduled a date to remove the brain tumor for a week from today. He decided that, in the mean time, he would get things straight with Taeyong.

Jungwoo: So...a son?

Taeyong: *opens the freezer* *climbing in* Yes.

Jungwoo: Anymore kids?

Taeyong: I just had a daughter. Her name is Sona. *closes the freezer*

Jungwoo: With who?

Taeyong: *opens the freezer* *looks at him* A girl I met in America. She's Taemin's adopted younger sister.

Jungwoo: Awwwwww! So he knows?

Taeyong: Of course.

Chinsun: Can I play with the dreamies daddy?

Taeyong: Sure. But be careful! Jisung and Jaemin are a violent pair.

Jaemin: *throws a glass* I'm not violent.

Jungwoo: Anything else I don't know?

Taeyong: *sighs* He told me not to tell anyone...but...you know Jason? I mean...Byeongkwan...from Ace?

Jungwoo: Yeah?

Taeyong: He's in a relationship with this Korean girl. He met her after a concert.

Jungwoo: Ooooo. Scandalous.

Taeyong: Also, I'm not the only idol with kids.

Jungwoo: Who else?

Taeyong: Well...Wonho, Namjoon, Seokjin, JB, Jackson, Leeteuk, Heechul, Siwon, Donghae, Leedo from Oneus, San and Seonghwa from Ateez, Woojin from Stray Kids, and Baekhyun adopted a little girl with Chanyeol.

Jungwoo: Wow...that's...a lot of kids...

Taeyong: Yeah. Not older kids either. All under the age of 8.

Jungwoo: Cute. You said Namjoon?

Taeyong: Yeah. He has a daughter named Daeyang.

Jungwoo: Awwww. I bet she's a cutie.

Taeyong: Yeah. She's really pretty.

Jungwoo: Now this lady of yours? What's she like?

Taeyong: She's sweet, very loving, smart, talented, beautiful, cuddly, and I call her my panda bear.

Jungwoo: Adorable.

Taeyong: Yeah...the entire Lee family is adorable as far as I say.

Jungwoo: True...

Taeyong: Anyways...I have to go meet with her. We're celebrating the rest of Chinsun's birthday together.

Jungwoo: Cool. Well, see ya later!



Taeyong left the building with Chinsun after retrieving him from the dreamies. Honey, the baby Pom, was sleeping on Wonho's lap. Jooheon was kind of jealous to see it to be honest.

Jooheon: I can't believe you let another Honey on your lap.

Wonho: Hahahaha.

Jooheon: I'm a little jealous.

Chenle: *starts blasting Jealousy by Monsta X*

Jooheon: Not helping Chenle!

Chenle: You're welcome!

Jungwoo: Hey, I'm about to go take a nap.

Wonho: Ok. But don't be surprised if you wake up to a baby on you. Namjoon is coming over later with Daeyang and she's just like Yoongi, she loves to sleep.

Jooheon: She's smart like Namjoon, has Yoongi's passion for sleep, makes sound effects like Hoseok, is world wide hermosa, makes contact with the floor when she laughs like Jimin, loves art as much as Taehyung, and is good at everything like Kookie.

Jungwoo: So she's basically BTS rolled into one.

Both: Yeah.

Jungwoo: *grabs a cross from the dresser* I'm hanging this on my door.

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