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Y/n - Your Name

L/n - Last Name

E/c - Eye Color

H/c - Hair Color

F/c - Favorite Color

A/n - Y/n L/n is the fifth member of the Eddsworld crew, wears a F/c hoodie, and tends to get along with everyone, especially Tord. The two are practically partners in crime, and Tord wants to take their relationship to the next level. But when Y/n brings home an adorable (yet murderous) green bear named Fliqpy, who also finds an interest in her, things get a bit more complicated than normal.

A/n #2: This is the first Friday Night Funkin' oneshot that consist of two mod characters that have the both same character traits, they both went into war and have a blood-thirsty personality. So if anyone has able to create a mod where both Tord and Fliqpy rap battle against each other, that would make an awesome Friday Night Funkin' mod.

A/n #3: In this alternate universe of Eddsworld from the 2-Part episode, "The End", Tord is still a member of the Eddsworld crew and did not join the vigilante army group and only use his own inventions and giant robot in his lab to protect his friends instead of killing them in cold blood and take over the world.

Location: The Eddsworld's Crew

Date: July 15, 2014

Time: 3:45 PM

No POV

In the world of Eddsworld, Edd, Matt, Tom and Tord are returning back to their home after a long fishing trip at the lake, but they were permanently banned from ever going back to the lake after Tom captured a giant whale with a freaking harpoon gun because he sold their living room couch for a whole bunch of harpoons, classic smart and stupid Tom with his crazy and drunk ideas. Luckily, Tord was able to create a device that can create any piece of furniture of their dreams from his bedroom/lab.

Tord: This is what happens after you used that harpoon gun at the lake and now we can never come back there again. Not to mention that you had to sell the couch for the extra harpoons.

Tom: I'll harpoon us a new couch to sit on.

Edd: Harpoons are your answer to everything.

Tom: Everyone's a critic!

Tord: Relax, guys. I'll just use the sofa cube and we can forget about all this. But, at least we got an lifetime supply of blubber with the whale that we fished out of the lake. That is a definitely a smart way to use a harpoon gun to catch a giant whale in a lake.

Tom: Whatever.

Tord was well-known as the fourth member of the Eddsworld crew along with his trademark red hoodie and he has been creating a bunch of crazy and useful inventions in his lab. One time, he accidently turned Tom into a monster when he was trying to figure out the secret of his real parents and he also has a giant robot under the house that it's only used for emergencies that threatens to destroy him, his best friends and the whole world.

As they drove into the driveway of their home, Tord decided to help Tom with his harpoon supply since Matt and Edd already went inside the house lazing around while the two act like their the responsible adults in the household.

Then as Tom started singing a song under his breath about harpoons, the two spotted someone trying to get into Tord's own room. They both confronted the intruder with harpoons in their hands as a weapon.

Tom: Hey, who's there?

Tord: What are doing here? Trying to break into my lab?

Then when the intruder looked at them, Tom, Tord and Edd (Minus Matt eating a cookie while acting like nothing's going on) were shocked to see who the intruder really was.

???: Hello, old friends.

All: Y/n?!

Yep. That's right. It's Y/n L/n, the first female and fifth member of the crew with her F/c hoodie and as part of the gang, she was having a great time with her friends and tends to get along with everyone, especially Tord, who's in a relationship with her as her boyfriend. The two of them are practically partners in crime and Tord wanted to take their relationship to the next level. However, Y/n had to leave the group for a short time on a trip to another town to follow her dreams, which leaves Tord and the others with tears in their eyes (Except for Matt, after he blasted himself with Tord's memory wipe gun). But, Y/n promises that she'll come back one day to see them again.

Y/n: Hey, guys. Long time no see.

Edd: Y/n! Great to see you again! Welcome back.

Tom: Welcome back?

Y/n: I hope you guys don't mind letting myself in.

Matt: No! Not at all....Who are you again?

Y/n: Matt. It's me, Y/n.

Matt: Huh?

Tord: You really don't remember her. She's our friend and my girlfriend.

Tom: She used to live here before she had to leave town.

Matt: ....oh? Right, right.

Y/n: So, anyway, what happened to the couch?

Tord: Well, we went on a fishing trip today and Tom had to sell it to a gang of pirates for the harpoons.

Y/n: He sold the couch for what?

Tom: Harpoons! I wanted to catch myself a big one, but Matt had to spend most of our money on mirrors for his room.

Y/n: Heh. Classic Narcissistic Matt.

Matt: You know me. I look awesome.

Edd: Yeah...So anyway, why did you come back here, Y/n?

Y/n: I'm moving back here with you guys!

All: What?!

Y/n: Yeah. I could never forget my old friends. I hope you don't mind that I bring in a new friend I brought over here from my trip?

Tom: That's fine. As long as he doesn't touch my whiskey, he can stay.

Y/n: Don't worry, Tom. Nobody's going to take your beer. He's not much of a drinker.

Tord: He? Who is this he you're talking about?

???: That would be me.

The gang then look to see someone coming to them that is much smaller than them and it has a light green fur and wearing an army jacket, a beret, and it looks like a walking teddy bear that's been in the war for teddy bears.

Y/n: Flippy! There you are.

Edd: Y/n, who is that?

Tom: And why is wearing an army outfit.

Y/n: His name's Flippy. He's from a place called Happy Tree Village and he wanted to come live me and I agree to let him live me because I just resist his cute and adorable personality.

Tom: He does look pretty harmless, so I guess he can stay.

Tord: What?! Tom, does he even look harmless to you?! He's wearing camo clothing pretending to act cute and cuddly until he has the chance to kill us in our sleep!! He's nothing but a cursed build-a-bear reject!

Y/n: *Gasp!* Tord!! How dare you insult the bean?! Flippy would never hurt a fly even he was in the army. Isn't that right, Flippy?

Flippy: Yes. I only attack those who tried to hurt her and her friends. So there's no need to get physical here, I'm perfectly harmless.

Y/n: Tord, I know you're my boyfriend and all, but you don't need to get all angry with another boy that I bring in the house. So, please apologize to Flippy for calling him a build-a-bear reject and shake hands.

Flippy: Yeah, Tord. Apologize to me for calling me a build-a-bear reject. You don't want to see Y/n get more angry with you until you guys break up.

Tord: *Groans* Fine. I'm sorry, Flippy for calling you a build-a-bear reject.

Then they both shook hands and then Y/n looked around the house to see that the gang has been going on a lot of amazing adventures since she was gone for a while before she came back.

Y/n: Wow. Looks like you guys have been a lot of adventures while I was away. I wish I could've have been there with you guys.

Then Edd got an idea.

Edd: Hey! I have an idea!

Then there was silence and then...

Y/n: Wha-?

Timeskip - Reliving the old adventures after Y/n left to follow her dreams before she came back...

As the gang started reliving the old adventures from Traveling through the toilet to ocean land to making the space cats movie to traveling through the depths of space. When Flippy accompanied with Y/n and the gang, Flippy's own devious personality has been growing a rivalry with Tord, so he decides to let his murderous side, Fliqpy deal with Tord with a few pranks to humiliate him while Flippy keeps Y/n safe and have fun with her friends.

For the underwater trip, Flippy gave Tord a pickle jar that's is big enough for his head, Fliqpy added a deadly fish in there with him as they went through the toilet to the underwater realm, Tord gets attacked by the fish, then during the shoot of the Space Cats Reboot with the scene of where the the space cats attacked with the cats tied to the ceiling with rope, Flippy literally threw the cats at Tord, who attacked him with their claws and then on their trip to space after they went to the depths of space with their space suits, Fliqpy has already put another deadly fish in his space helmet.

Y/n: Wow, guys! That was a amazing adventure!

Tord: Yeah....amazing.

Edd: It's good to have you back, Y/n and it's great to have you here us, Flippy.

Flippy: Yeah, It's great be with my best buddy, Y/n.

This has made Tord incredibly jealous and angry towards Flippy and he needs to do something about him before he does something horrible to Y/n or else it will haunt him for the rest of his life. But in order to take him out, Tord just needs to wait until Y/n is not in the same room with him and Flippy and he will show this cuddly army teddy bear no mercy.

Luckily for him, Y/n had to go to store to buy milk and the rest of the crew had to go hang at the bar, which leaves Tord and Flippy all alone together in house until they get back.

Tord: Alright, Flippy. Listen to me very carefully. I don't know what are you're planning or why do you always try to humiliate me in front of my friends and my girlfriend, but I will not be defeated by a little harmless bear like you.

Flippy: Oh really? You're completely jealous I can tell.

Tord: I am not jealous *Pulls out a gun and aims at Flippy* and I will not let a little build-a-bear reject like you try to take away my beloved partner in crime.

Flippy: You made a big mistake, Tord! You shouldn't call me a build-a-bear reject after you promised your girlfriend not to call me that anymore and you should never pull out a handgun in front me.....When I was in a middle of warzone under a huge crossfire.

Tord: What the?

Tord was so stupid that when he pulled out a handgun in front of Flippy has caused him to switch sides of his murderous personality, Fliqpy and he had already brought out a fully-loaded shotgun at Tord, making Tord completely shocked, confused and surprised at the same time.

Tord: I knew there was something suspicious about you! What are you, some kind of freakish military science experiment go horribly wrong?!

Fliqpy: The name's Fliqpy, Tord! And the reason why I keeping you from your precious girlfriend, Y/n is because me and my other self have a loving interest in her the moment that she set foot, Happy Tree Village and it is our duty to keep her safe from war-crazed scum-bags like you!

Tord: *Growl* Alright then! If it's a fight you want, It's a fight you'll get! I challenge you to a rap battle, outside on our front lawn! Winner gets to keep Y/n and the loser is going to have to find another girl to love with.

Fliqpy: *Laughs Evilly* Deal! But, I have to warn you, Tordy! I'm an expert in rap battle anyone that gets in my way like how I dealt with a blue-haired boy named Boyfriend and his demonic girl, Girlfriend!

Tord: Oh, really? As a matter of fact, I have dealt with the same blue-haired boy named Boyfriend myself.

Fliqpy: Really? Well then, maybe you might not be so bad at all. I'll see you at your funeral with me dancing on your grave.

Tord: Bring it on, Teddy Bear-boy! I'll sing you off your feet when I'm done digging your grave!

Fliqpy: *Laughs Evilly* You're on!

As the two of them ran out of the back yard with their microphones on their hands, they began their rap battle by starting off with Tord's song, Norway, then the second being Fliqpy's own song, Massacre with ended up the two going totally insane and ballistic trying to prove who will win over Y/n's heart.

With a press of a button, Tord immediately sends over his Tordbot to take care of Flippy until he finds out that Flippy has the same kind of giant as he does. Then the two of them began their deathmatch against each other, which destroyed their house along with all of their belongings inside. Edd, Tom and Matt came back just in time to see the two of them fighting each both with giant robots and began to witness Flippy's true colors, realizing that Tord was right about Flippy all along. So Tom immediately called Y/n to tell her the situation between Tord and Flippy.

Y/n: Hello?

Tom: Y/n! You got to get back home immediately!! Tord and Flippy are going insane are are using giant robots that's going to destroy the town.

Y/n: What!? How serious is the situation right now?

Tom: Well, they both destroyed our house as well as Eduardo's house and they killed Jon in cold blood because they are trying to prove who is the better boyfriend.

Y/n: Boyfriend? Uh no! Don't worry Tom, I get there as soon as I can.

Tom: Alright, but you better hurry, I don't know how long this battle is going to take any longer.

Y/n them quickly got into her car and drove all the back home as soon as possible. She knew Flippy a lot during her time at Happy Tree Village as well as his other side, Fliqpy, but she didn't even realize that her boyfriend, Tord was right about Fliqpy trying to replace him, so she has an idea that can stop their fighting for her once for all.

Tord: Admit it, Flippy!! I'm a better war hero than you!!

Fliqpy: Fat Chance, Tordy!!! I've been at war before you were even born!!! She's mine!!!

Tord: Over my Dead Body, Ya Big Stupid Build-A-Bear Reject of An Asshole!!

Fliqpy: *Growl!!* That's it!! You're Dead-Meat!!!

Song Plays - TordBot - Vs. Tord - Remastered

Y/n: Wait!! Stop!!!

Then the two of them stopped what they're doing and looked down at Y/n with a surprised look on their faces to see her here witnessing the destruction they caused of their battle.

Y/n: Were you guys fighting each other over me?

Tord: It's wasn't my fault! That bear start this whole fight!

Flippy: What!? You can't pin this whole thing on me!!

Tord: He's insane I tell you!! He would've kill you all too if he did have that giant robot attack the town!!

Flippy: No!! This was all Tord's Idea!!!

Tord: Put him down now!! Hit him with a harpoon, Tom!! He's a Mad Dog!!

Y/n: Guys!! Calm down!! This fighting resolves nothing!! Just stop all of this nonsense and let's just talk in a normal conversation, Please!!

The two of them looked at each other for a moment then back to Y/n and then they finally calmed down from the stress and tension they had if it wasn't for Y/n stopping them for causing any more destruction.

Tord & Flippy: Sorry, Y/n.

Y/n: It's fine, you two. Flippy, why didn't you tell me that you had feelings for me and try to kill Tord just to replace him for me.

Flippy: I just thought he would try something terrible to you so I had Fliqpy do all the dirty work on Tord while I let you enjoy the adventures we had with your friends.

Tord: Yes, it's true. Fliqpy was calling the shots with me getting hurt on our adventures, I just figured that he would try to murder you and my friends with his cute and adorable act to avoid suspicion.

Y/n: Yeah, I'm so sorry, Tord. It's my fault that I should've told you about Flippy's alter ego and now you guys began fighting over me, which I should've just told you that I willing to share this relationship with the both you.

Tord & Flippy: Share?

Y/n: Yeah. Tord, remember when I told you that I left here so that I can follow my dreams?

Tord: Yeah? What about it?

Y/n: It's because I wanted to be like you.

Somehow both Flippy and Tord were both shocked and confused about what Y/n just said.

Y/n: Yeah. I wanted to be like you so I can protect you and the crew so I made a trip to Happy Tree Village, where I met Flippy to help me train to be as strong as the both of you two combined. Can we just forget all of this ever happened and just move on with our lives?

Tord and Flippy thought about this for a moment until they both decided to agree to be partners instead of enemies with a firm handshake.

Tord: Well, we might as well find a new place to live in now that we both destroy our house.

Y/n: Not to worry, Tom and I already found a perfect apartment complex somewhere in a place called Creation City, plus the rent is cheap enough to handle.

Tord: Well, I guess we better get a move on then. I'd be glad to sell off my inventions to help pay off the all of our stuff we destroyed.

Flippy: Sounds good to me.

Timeskip - 2 Weeks Later

After two weeks of the whole giant robot incident, Tord and Flippy are now living together with their girlfriend, Y/n in their own apartment at Lonely Hills Apartments in Downtown Creation City and so far they haven't been fighting each other ever since that day they made that handshake.

Even Tom, Edd and Matt have their own apartments, right next to them and then the whole gang sat together to watch a movie as the gang is finally back together again.

Tord: By the way, Tom. I wanted to ask you.. why are your eyes black?

Tom: Huh? Well, funny you should ask, it pretty much started back in my childhood- *Munching on popcorn*

Tord: Tom, your mumbling..

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE END