Reader Info

Y/n – Your Name

L/n – Last Name

E/c – Eye Color

H/c – Hair Color

A/n: This takes place in Week 7, where the tankman's two best men were about to shoot Girlfriend, but Girlfriend used her demon powers to summon you and Pico at just the right time before they were about to shoot her. However, Y/n has had some problems back when he and Pico were in school together before an evil classmate named Cassandra started a riot at school, which caused Y/n to deal with his fear people knowing of his awful past.

Location: A Restricted Military Zone (Army Base) – Somewhere Around a Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland

Date: July 23, 1987

Time: 3:15 PM

Week: 7

No POV

In the world of a heavily-restricted army base that is located in a country that is now a post-apocalyptic wasteland with two teams in a near-endless war. The team have come across with a couple by the name of Boyfriend and Girlfriend that probably came here for some help and maybe a supply of weapons to deal with some sort of threat in their world or something...I don't know. The Captain named Tankman John have challenged them to a rap battle, despite of him demanding his men to kill them, but also are here to have fun as well. So they started performing the rap battle and after two whole songs, Boyfriend still standing and Girlfriend still unfazed, raising her arms while being held at gunpoint, The Captain is enraged and had enough of these shenanigans and will not be defeated so easily.

Tankman: God effing dammit! Well played, you little shit! But this is WAR! And in war... people DIE! Men, get ready to fire! Sorry, no prom for you this year, ha ha ha!

But before his men were about to pull the trigger to shoot Girlfriend, one of her eyes glowed a blood red and suddenly she teleported to Boyfriend's arms while Pico and his partner named Y/n appeared out of nowhere on top of Girlfriend's speakers where she used to be before getting out of the way of danger. They have arrived in the nick of time before Pico and Y/n shot both men in the face before reloading and getting ready for some more carnage.

Tankman: Ah, look who it is! Your sexually ambiguous, angry little friend! Don't you have a school to shoot up? There's one way to settle this. Let's rock, ya little cunt!

*Boyfriend and Girlfriend Deeply Offended of his asexual joke while he is laughing at them with no mercy*

Tankman: [laughs] Ya little cunts! So let's get this over wi--wait a minute! What are you doing here, Y/n.

Suddenly, everyone stopped what they're doing after John pointed out to Y/n before he was about to execute the final song of Week 7.

Y/n: John? Is that you? You're still telling those asexual jokes again?

Tankman(John): ....No!

That was a lie. With Boyfriend and Girlfriend glaring at him for lying about calling them cunts and they can Tankman is sweating under his helmet when they heard their new friend asking the captain if he is telling racist jokes again.

Tankman: Why Y/n? Why would be on there side when you should defend your older brother?

All: BROTHER?!?!

Tankman: Yep. That's right. This boy that is holding a gun with Pico is my little brother and he has a major phobia of warfare after the disaster happen at the school he attended to before I went into war?

Flashback~ - August 12, 1999 - Y/n's first day at Pico's School

Y/n: Are you sure about this, John? I know mom wanted me to go to school and you have to go to war and all, but if someone causes a shooting here? You knew about my phobia about being involved with shootings.

John: True. I understand about your phobia with guns and all that, but mom needs you to go to a decent school to make you learn your education, but even if a shooting were to happen I know guy that will protect you from anyone that will cause a disaster. If I ever find out about my little getting shot and killed by a sadistic anti-christ or anyone with a bloody-thirsty and badass attitude while I'm off to serve my country in the war and finding out that you were murder by some cunt, that would make me regret for the rest of my life. And see you dead in someone's arms or even my arms it just makes me want to cry.

Y/n: You would never cry, bro! That's sissy and poor leadership talk! I sometimes think you're making me want to cry! You know if I wanted to find a cure for my gun shooting phobia, I would team up with this buddy of yours and team up with a gang and kick their f*cking asses!

John: Hey! I understand your confidence and your determination, but I don't want mom and dad or anyone to hear your profanity out here in public. I believe that you might be a great leader like me someday with that attitude, but you're just too young to be in the army with me. Now you go in there and earn those straight A's, little brother and maybe someday you will get over this phobia of yours.

Y/n: Okay. Good luck in the war, big bro. Also mom told me to tell you not to tell asexual jokes to the enemy team or anyone that is not in the army, they will be deeply offended by those types of jokes especially for them decided to surrender peacefully.

John: Don't worry, I won't.

Y/n: You sure?

John: Yes.

Y/n: Are you really sure about that?

John: Yes.

Y/n: I'm not sure I believe you and I can tell that you are lying under that helmet of yours when you joined the army.

John: Trust me, I'm not going to start telling asexual jokes at all when I'm around the battlefield.

Y/n: You sure? I can see your sweat coming from your exposed face from under that helmet.

John: I don't know what you're talking about.

Y/n: Don't try to fool me, I know you're lying to me because I can read your face even for the most types of masks that cover up the entire face with many layers of materials.

John: Ok! You made your point already! Now get to class, little bro. Tardiness is not acceptable for this family.

Y/n: Yes, sir! *Salutes*

John: Heh Heh! No need to salute, young soldier. You're not in the army yet.

Cassandre: One side, Mac! *Shoves them out of the way!*

John: Hey! Watch where you are going ya--huh?

Then when John looked at the girl who rudely shoved them out of the way, he spotted a Anti-Christ book under her arm, the way she is wearing her goth-like attire with her red hair sticking up in a demonic look and her earrings that resembled the upside-down cross, causing John to realize that Y/n is about be in a school shooting in the middle of a school day and he better let his good old friend Pico to keep an eye on that Cassandra and make sure to protect his little brother at all cost. Because he knew about Y/n's phobia when he gets caught in a gun fight, would avoid or go to somewhere to cry in another room while the carnage still continues to cause more mayhem, but Pico has been in some serious issues like this and he is good friends with John and is willing to help and protect Y/n when he has to deal the problems happening.

John: Well, I gotta get to the base and get ready for the war happening at the other side of the country. So try your best in school and I hope that you get the help and education you need, okay?

Y/n: Ok. I will do my very best at school.

John: Good. So long, little bro.

Y/n: Anytime, big brother.

With Y/n saying his goodbyes to his big brother before he getting into class for his education. Then John grabbed his phone and pressed the speed-dial button to call a good friend to tell him that's something bad is about to happen at anytime.

John: Yo, Pico! Yeah it's me. Yes, I took my little brother to school and no, I was lying to him about the sex jokes. Anyway, I gotta get to the base in less than 10 minutes and I need you to keep an eye on this Red headed girl with the upside-down cross earrings and the demonic haircut because I know that there is going to be a school shooting happening today and I need to keep an eye on her and protect my little brother if she starts shooting innocent people. If I find out that my little brother is shot dead and put in a body bag, I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth and gut you like a fish if I find out, okay? You got it, good? I counting you on this because my little brother has a phobia about being involved with gun fights and if you hear someone crying in another room, you'll know that he'll be in there. Alright, I don't want any more problems like that, especially when there has been many school shootings happening at this time of year, at this time of day and this part of the country.

End of Flashback~

Tankman: So after I talked to him, he told me that he will protect him at all costs and he told me that he knew someone that can help him with his phobia. I don't why he said about curing his phobia, but seeing my little brother at this very battlefield we are in right no, in full-body armor like me and my teammates, holding a machine gun in his hands and not holding and showing me any mercy. You know seeing my little brother all grown up, facing his darkest fears in my own battlefield and finding out that I broke my promise about making bad sex jokes at the battlefield behind his back the whole time. That kind of shame made me fell like a sissy and a poor leader and it that kind of shame just make me wanna cry.

Y/n: Bro! You would never cry in the battlefield and you are never a poor leader at all. You're the real reason why I wanted to face my fears and join the army with you to kicks some a**!

Tankman: Really? I'm the reason that you became a badass mercenary after everything I told you back at that school when I asked Pico to protect you from that bitch Cassandra?

Y/n: Yeah! Why did you think I came here to set things right for that lovely couple after she summoned us here in the first place. Pico kept his promise about finding a cure for my phobia and he did help me in the end and he's been teaching me how to protect myself with these guns and now look at me. I'm ready to take on anything that comes to this wasteland.

Tankman: Well then. I guess things did go well after all. Oh and uhh sorry about calling you two cunts and I really didn't mean it. It's a just joke and we're cool right?

*POW!*

Nope. Boyfriend and Girlfriend are still pissed about that joke and Boyfriend gave a swift punch in the face, knocking him out cold.

Y/n: See? I told you that something will happen when you tell those jokes and look what happened, getting punched int he face by a furious blue-haired rap master and his demon girlfriend. You know you just make me wanna cry.

LOL XD! Now that's what I call a Fully-Loaded Family Reunion.

THE END