Title: War Never Changes

Requested by TheVibeCookie~ (Aka My #1 Fan)

Reader Info

Species: Bear (Female)

Y/n - Your Name

L/n - Last Name

E/c - Eye Color

F/c - Favorite (Fur) Color

S/c - Suit Color

A/n: Minus Y/n was raised in a rough family that never treated her with the full respect she needed in her entire life, they didn't abuse her, but show no respect whatsoever. So when Minus Y/n have gotten older, she was able to finally move out of her parent's old house to a place called Happy Tree Village. One day, she decided to go for a walk around at the local park and suddenly she accidently bumped into a retired war veteran named Minus Flippy as they both talked to each other to get to know each other a bit more. But what Minus Flippy didn't know was that Minus Y/n had PTSD like him from her past traumas she had during the war along with the lack of respect her family as well. So they both end up going on a killing spree when a loud sound came out of nowhere, falling deep in love with each other when they both flip out at the same time. 

Location: Happy Tree Village - The Local Park

Date: July 4, 2007

Time: 2:30 PM

No POV

One summer afternoon at the Happy Tree Village local park, there was a young F/c female bear by the name of Minus Y/n L/n and she is currently taking a walk around the park since she had nothing else to do today at her new home in town that she moved in a couple of weeks ago after she finally managed to earn enough money from her old job to move out of her parents house in Gloom Doom Town.

You see, Minus Y/n L/n was actually raised rather rough family during her childhood and they never gave the respect she deserved in her life, even after she enlisted in the army to toughen her up is not enough to earn their respect from her own beloved parents. Although that her parents were very rough with her when she was still living under their roof, but they were never abusive towards her, they just don't give her the admiration and respect like she is a part of their family.

During her time at the war, she went on a mission to take down an enemy base and kill off a war criminal that was wanted by I.N.T.E.R.P.O.L. for illegally taking over dozens of sall country and rumor has it that this war criminal was a brillant, yet ruthless mercanary and military strategist of the highest order that is enough to overthrow an entire foreign country with only three blind mice armed with just plastic spoons.

Then just as Minus Y/n was about to finish the job with taking out the general and his men, only to find her two best friends kill in cold blood right in front of her, which caused her to have PTSD (Post-Traumatic Syndrome Disorder) and her savage side of herself kill the general and his men in the most gruesome way that really paint the town red.

After completing the mission, Minus Y/n retired from the army after she lost two of her own best friends that gave her the respect she ever wanted in her life and she was given enough money to finally move out of her parent's old home to a place called Happy Tree Village to move on with her life in order to let go of her past life behind her.

After she moved into Happy Tree Village, she already made a couple of friends named Minus Cuddles,  Minus Giggles and Minus Lammy as they gave her the grand tour of the town while meeting everyone of their friends making her feel like she's a part of the family that made her feel happy as the rest of them. 

However, not everyday is as normal like a walk at the park that she is doing right now while wearing her old S/c army outfit that she wore during her time at the army that she cleary had a hard time trying to forget about the past she experienced back at the war against the war criminal she faced by herself.

Most of the time, when she is trying to have a normal day like eating her lunch peacefully or reading a good book in her backyard, she usually heards a loud sound like popping noises or helicopter-like noises or even other signs that reminded her of her time at the war, her PSTD gets triggered instantly and she goes into her savage side of herself, thus killing everyone around her that she sees as her own enemies that she face in the war and when she snaps out of her PSTD and she freaked out to see the destruction that her other side of herself caused as well as having blood all over her hands.

She tries her best to control her PSTD, but it seems that it just happens like a on and off switch whenever something around her triggers her PTSD that makes go from a sweet and innocent girl to a more sadistic and bloodthirsty war crazed veteran. 

As she continues to walk around at the park while thinking happy thoughts in her mind, she accidently bumped into someone that made her fall down to the ground on her butt. She quickly looked up to see a green bear wearing a army veteran outfit of the same green color of his own fur with a very pleasant smile on his face as he lend out his hand to help her get back up as showing a sign of honesty, loyalty and kindness all together. She accepted the male bear's trust as she grabbed onto his hand and he lifted her up to her feet and he can already tell that she was hiding blushing her the moment he touched her hand to pull her up from the ground.

Minus Y/n: Sorry about bumping into you like that, I was paying attention to where I'm going.

Minus Flippy: It's alright. I don't mind. It happens to be me all the time whenever I have something in my mind. I heard that a new resident moved here a couple of weeks ago and I wanted to see this newcomer myself. My name is Minus Flippy and I'm a retired war veteran. *Pulls out his hand for a handshake* Nice to meet you. What's your name?

Minus Y/n: My name is Minus Y/n and I'm also a retired war verteran as well. *Shakes Minus Flippy's hand* It's nice to meet you as well.

As they two made their introductions to each other, they both sat at a nearby bench and they began talking about their time at the war to each other. Minus Flippy told Minus Y/n about the time where he went on a mission to take down the Tiger General and his army of tiger soldiers while Minus Y/n told Minus Flippy about her mission about taking down the war criminal known as El Jefe that illegally took over several dozens of small counties and they both have the same experience of developing the same kind of trauma of PTSD that managed to help them take down their enemies that caused them both to retire from the army after seeing the death of their own best friends.

The two of them felt bad for each other and Minus Flippy was shocked when Minus Y/n told him that her own family didn't even give her a lot of respect no matter how much confidence and determination she earned through out her entire life to earn her parents respect.

Minus Flippy: Wow. I'm so sorry to hear about the relationship between you and your parents. It must've been so rough to get your parents to respect you for all the hard-work you have done.

Minus Y/n: There's no reason to feel sorry about my parents. They may be rough with me, but they are not abusive towards me and I still love them for who they are. I never thought I actually met someone like you who had experience the same kind of problems in the war like me and I'm so sorry that your two best friends did make it out alive during your last mission in the army.

Minus Flippy: It's fine. I may have lost my two best friends, but at least Sneaky and Mouse Ka'Boom can finally rest in peace after they did their best to serve their country with me to take down the Tiger General, but at least his demise was easy as a slice of pizza pie and a delicious one at that.

*Pats his stomach, indicating to Y/n what he is talking about.*

Minus Y/n: Wow...You really showed him who boss back there.

Minus Flippy: Yep. It may be wrong, but it was enough to deliver him the payback he deserved for killing my friends back there. If you don't mind me asking, what ever happened to the war criminal, El Jefe after he killed your two friends back to where you were at before you retired from the army?

Minus Y/n: Well, let's just say that he knows how to make a really good cigar and he pretty much died from a case of second-hand smoke and I took the liberty of taking care of his cremated ashes.

*Flashback*

Minus N/y: You caused a lot of pain to me, El Jefe. Maybe turning up the heat on the furnace will show you what the Fires of Hell feels like.

El Jefe: No! Please have mercy on me and my people!!

Minus N/y: Sorry, El Jefe! I don't do mercy on my enemies! I will use your cremated ashes for my very homemade cigars! This will teach you a lesson for killing my two best friends in the whole wide world that gave me and my litttle sister the respect that we both deserved!

*Shoves El Jefe into the burning furnace as he tries to get out of Minus N/y very strong like grip while she laughs evilly at his own demise.*

Minus N/y: Ha! Now that he's gone for good. It's time for me to make some
homemade cigars for all the troops back at the base.

*Flashback End*

Minus Flippy: Wow. That kind of punishment really burns him up. Literally. I would do the same with The Tiger General.

Minus Y/n: Yeah and I would do the same with El Jefe with the old "Cannibalistic Pizza" bit. Plus, I also still have a few boxes of cigars made with the remains of my old enemy for you to smoke with.

Minus Flippy: Gee, thanks, Y/n. You're such a kind and wonderful person I ever met.

Minus Y/n: You as well. You're really made my day today during our conversation today.

Minus Flippy: Well, I'm glad that I made your day today. You deserve all the respect you did back in the army after turning your enemy into the ashes of your own homemade cigars.

Minus Y/n: Really? That's so--

*POP!!*

Suddenly, out of nowhere a loud popping noise was heard nearby from one of Mime's balloons that popped by a tree branch and it caused the two of them to go crazy and bloodthirsty with their PTSDs as they began killing off everyone in the entire park with their pocket knives and gun shots of their pocket pistols, staining the grass with everyone's blood as well as some of them screaming in pain and terror along with the park's trees bursting into flames by a couple of flamethrowers being used by the two war crazed bears.

Then when they both looked at each other for a moment, they somehow didn't view each other as enemies, but it actually love at first sight as they both laughed evilly while they continued causing mayhem and destruction to everyone in Happy Tree Village at the same time. The two of them fall deeply in love as they both kiss each other passionately as their own kind of War Never Changes.

Minus Fliqpy: You're really my kind of woman, sweet-cheeks~

Minus N/y: Same with you, Honey-Bear~ You really know how to show no mercy to our own enemies!

Minus Fliqpy: You know it, Babe~ What do you say that we gather up the all of the dead bodies and make some pizza~

Minus N/y: It's a date, Honey-Bear~ Let's cook us some love together~

Minus Fliqpy: I'm way ahead of ya, Babe~ *Chuckles Evilly*

THE END