Hex x Male!Best Buddy!Robot!Reader
Reader Info
Y/n - Your Name
L/n - Last Name
E/c - Eye Color
F/c - Favorite Color
A/n: Hex and Y/n L/n were best friends since high school and they were having the best time of their computer programmed lives until the infamous Billy Mason came by and try to ruin everything by challenging them to a simple basketball game. Who will win the epic battle? I know which team will win.
Location: The Creation City Community Park - Basketball Court Area
Date: June 18, 1987
Time: 12:35 PM
No POV
On a beautiful summer afternoon at the Creation City Community Park, where everyone can enjoy a nice quiet afternoon at the park with a nice stroll in the many walking paths in the park, have a nice picnic with friends and family or even play various types of outdoor activities. The Creation City Community even has a large basketball court for the people who enjoy the classic sport of basketball and there's already a group at the court right now.
The group consist of 6 players and 5 girls cheering them on to see which team has the best score to win. The boys included Hex the Friendly A.I. Robot, Boyfriend, Dracunyan, Snowers, Flippy and last, but not least Hex's bestest bro in the entire world, Y/n L/n the Creative Robot and the girls that are cheering them on are Giggles, Petunia, Flaky, Girlfriend, and Y/n's girlfriend, Lolbit.
Hex and Y/n knew each other since they were created at a local robotics factory to the age for the life as high school students and they always stick together and look out for each other and their friends. Hex is built to be an expert for basketball as well as playing in rap battle with boyfriend and his girlfriend, GF while Y/n is built not only to be good in basketball or rap battles, but he has the artificial heart of solid gold and has a very creative and smart personality. They both enjoy being best buds and playing basketball games and performing rap battles with their friends and they always come over to the Community Park Basketball Court to play basketball or do rap battles and have lunch at the local food trucks that come to the park during lunch hour.
So far, Y/n and Hex's team between Dracunyan's team has the score of 19-19 and have only one hoop shot left to win the game and the winner has to pay for the meals from the food trucks.
Team Hard Drive - Hex, Y/n L/n and Boyfriend
Vs.
Team Blood Drive - Dracunyan, Snowers and Flippy
The Girls: Go Team Go!! Whoo-Hoo!
With the supportive group of the girls, the two teams have their blood (and oil) pumping to win that last point to win the game and the bet. With both Flippy and Snowers blocking Hex and BF from making that score while Y/n and Dracunyan are face to face to see if Y/n can make the jump for the final point. With a burst of pride and energy, Y/n managed to make the jump and did an epic slam--
DUNK!!
Dracunyan may be a supernatural day-walking vampire Yo-Kai cat but he just couldn't jump a little higher to block Y/n from making that slam dunk. But a deal's a deal and they had a really great time together and congratulated each other for a good game.
Y/n: Whoooo!!! That's was awesome!! That's game!! Dogs are on you, Dawg!!
Dracunyan: Yeah, I get it. A deal's a deal. That's was a good game everyone.
Snowers: Yeah. That was awesome, guys.
Flippy: I agree.
Boyfriend: Beep! (Yeah!)
Hex: That was an amazing jump, Y/n. How did you managed to jump so high?
Y/n: Well, you were an expert in basketball since you built be like a promising basketball player, so I downloaded a basketball training program in my hard drive and I've been practicing here for weeks during the night since we both have a solar powered battery generator in our system mainframes.
Hex: Wow. That's amazing.
Dracunyan: Yeah, I never knew that you can be so good at playing basketball after you trained yourself here at night.
Boyfriend: Beep! Boop Skebo Beep Bo. (Yeah. That is impressive.)
Y/n: What can I say? I have a very vivid imagination when it comes to playing basketball or rap battles.
???: Ha! You call that a slam dunk. I seen better slam dunk from a turkey sandwich.
That kind of corny insult came from the most scummy jerk in Creation City, Billy Mason and he have brought 5 of his own friends aka his henchmen or his cronies to assist him on his cruel antics of crushing people dreams.
Dracunyan: *Groans* What are you doing here, Mason. Come to rub your glory on our faces.
Billy Mason: You could say that, but we're here to play basketball here to earn some chicks and a spot in the NBA basketball teams.
The girls gave a huge glare to him and his gang because they knew that they are just here to ruin their basketball games and take over the entire basketball court to themselves. They also knew that Billy and his gang were never the best kind of boyfriends that they can ever have in their lives. Girlfriend would even ask her father to kill in the most painful way possible.
Billy Mason: Also that trash can can't be a basketball player even for the most awesome slam dunk.
Hex: And why not?
Billy: Because you two are nothing but pathetic robots and robots are not allowed to be basketball players. I think you two should go find a job for garbage disposal.
*Billy and his gang laughing at their crushed dreams!*
That kind of insult actually made Y/n's happiness meter lowered down to 0% with a Crying emoji on his computer face, which made Hex and everyone else furious (Along with Flippy changing into Fliqpy with a urge to kill rising very fast) of Billy's cruel joke about Y/n's perfect slam dunk and saying that he and Hex can't be
Snowers: Hey not cool man! NOT COOL!!!
Fliqpy: Yeah!! You are about to earn your death wish you keep up with the bad jokes and I'm about to punch your face so hard and break every bone in your entire body that will get you to a hospital bed under life support.
Boyfriend: Beep! Beep Boop Boop Skeebo Bop! Beep Bop! (Yeah! And your rapping skills are just as sloppy as the kitchen sink eating yo momma's cooking!)
Dracunyan: Yeah! Yo Mama's so Ugly, she made Kayne West Go East!
Girls: *Laughing Hard*
Billy: That's is not funny! I can do a better slam dunk than any of you bozos! We challenge you to a slam dunk contest! Winner earns the court and buys our lunch for the rest of the year to see who can make the best slam dunk.
Hex: Fine. You're on!!
So with the game between Team Mason and Team Creation to see who make the most awesome slam dunk while taking a picture and posting it on Instagram to see who gets the most views on their slam dunk. The Masons are up first and they perform the Blammo Slam Dunk, where they pass the ball to each other while playing "Blammed" and striking the coolest poses before making a slamming the dunk. Team Creation on the other hand have been saving this move for a 'special' occasion. Y/n wasn't depression anymore and agree to unleash a different type of program made by Fliqpy and Sniffles in case this kind of trouble happens. Flipqy pressed a button from a remote that got out of his shirt pocket and Y/n got up with a red eye on his screen and grabbed Billy and crushed him into the shape of a ball along with the agonizing scream from Mason getting crushed to death from Y/n strong robot hands. Then the gang played the song, "X gonna give it to ya" from Girlfriend's Speakers and Y/n made a dash and made a huge jump before slamming Mason to the hoop and making a huge crack when he hit the pavement blow. With a snap of the camera phone and one post later on Instagram with the words, "Slam Dunked the Biggest Douchebag in the Multiverse!"
Results:
Team Mason - only 1 view, 1 like and no comments
vs.
Team Creation - 38,000,000,000 views, 23,404,839 likes and 50,237,910,542 comments
Y/n: Hah! How you like that, jerk!! Tell that to Yo Ugly Mama!!
Billy: Ooooowwwww.......
The Gang: Whooo Hooo!!!
Hex: Whoo! That's game!! Looks like you guys are buying our lunches for the rest for the year and we get to keep the court!! In your face, Loser!! HA HA!
Larry(Mason's former friend and henchman): Thanks a lot, Mason. Now we have to buy their lunch everyday and we were goign to humiliated in the internet for the rest of the lives. You're the worst, Mason!!
Timeskip - 3 Weeks Later
Location: The Creation City General Hospital
No POV
After Billy had suffered being crushed into a ball by Y/n and have been slammed into the hard pavement at the basketball court, he was wrapped in a whole body cast under life support. Then Dr. Lumpy came in with the worst news for Mason with a satisfying smile on his face.
Lumpy: I'm sorry to say this Mr. Mason, but after colliding into the pavement as a basketball, your whole body as well as your bone are permanently damaged and I'm afraid that you can never move your body again. Plus, your hospital bill for your life support is going to cost you your life saving and your funds for college.
Billy Mason: I hate my life.
Everyone and the user: And so do we!
Man! Talk about a "Slam" Dunk on Billy Mason's scummy life and we don't feel ashamed about him at all. We never do!
THE END
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