E.U. referendum? Oh, I don't know,
it all smacks of a dog and pony show.
Still, wish I had been offered unworked facts,
string-free, fair-minded, un-bastardised truth.

All these puppet heads hurdy gurdying –
septicity of bunkum, self-serving,
staged-practised projection of innocence,
card sharping their secreted stratagems.

Shadow monsters summoned to frighten,
stage shows designed to confuse, not amend,
shameful slogans goading baseless hate,
abstruse assertions that incriminate –

impossible to winnow when pollies
sycamore-scatter seed in such quantities.