Asugi with Astra and lethality. So OP. He quickly became one of my most strongest fighters.

You walked towards the kitchen.
You were the one who loved to cook the most in the army, there was nothing better then cooking in a clean kitchen.
Someone had beat you to the punch though.
You smelled something oh-so sweet and delicious.

You had an immense sweet tooth but you sucked at making candy, it was the only thing you couldn't make.

You poked your head into the kitchen and almost drooled along with screamed.

The reason for drooling: there Asugi stood with a fresh batch of candies and other kinds of sweets. The aroma was so sweet it could have given you cavaties.

The reason for screaming:
The kitchen was a HUGE mess.
There was flour and sugar in the floor, batter on the walls, and a piece of cake stuck in the ceiling.
How it got there was beyond you.

Normally, you would've chewed him out because of the ungodly mess he made but just looking at those sweets...

"Hey (y/n), want some?" Asugi asks giving you an almost sincere smile. Almost.

You groaned and nodded. Curse your candy weakness.
"Okay, what do you want?" You asked. He smirked "I don't give out free candy, you're gonna have to do me a favor."

You were planning to say no instead but you took one last look at those sweet and that delicious sugary pile of goodness made you rethink your decision.
The candy in most stores were good, but if you wanted to eat the best candy; you go to Asugi.

"I dunno, you're just gonna have to wait and see. Here ya go"
Asugi handed you a bag that was about to explode from all the sugary goodness that was stuffed inside.
Hey, at least he was fair in the quantity. The shops only gave you a dinky bag.

After beating up an enemy intruder with your kitchen utensils, you decided to chill with some candy while waiting for the potato gratin to finish baking.

Kaze had helped you peel the potatoes last time (Mozu described him as 'the fastest potato peeler in the world.') so you invited him over to share some candy.

"No, really, it's fine" Kaze protested.
"I'm serious, you helped me and it's only fair"
"Peeling potatoes isn't a big of a deal"

You pouted at his stubbornness and dug out a piece of candy. You held it in front of his mouth.
"open up, aaah~"
He blushed and opened his mouth.

Before you could plop it in, out of nowhere Asugi came over and ate it "Asugi!" You said turning to him.
"Hey sweetcakes"

Kaze looked a little embarrassed, he hastily made an excuse and left.
You called out his name but of course, like a ninja, he disappeared in a flash.

You groaned and angrily ate your candy "what's wrong sugar?" Asugi asked plopping down right next to you.
"You!" You exclaimed.
"What's wrong with me?" He asked innocently.
"Are you serious?" You sighed "I believe that you're here for your payment or something"
"Yup, I thought of just the thing"
You bobbed your head "okay, what is it?"
"A kiss"

You almost choked on your piece of candy.
"A kiss!?" You retched "why a kiss of all things!?"
He smirked "cuz I'm the caramel to your chocolate, sweetcakes"
"Stop calling me sweetcakes!"
"What? don't like your new nickname? Whatever, nicknames aside. So whatcha waiting for?"
"A medic"

He frowned and gestured to the bag of sweets "hey, I gave you those sweets. Just spare me the trouble"
"No"
"If you aren't, I'm gonna count to three."
"No."
"One-"
"No"
"Two-"
"Something else! I can bake you a cake!"
"....nope, you're horrible at making sweets. Annnnd three"

Before you could react, he pulled you in for a kiss.
You couldn't believe how sweet he tasted. He probably had leftover sugar staining his lips.

When you parted you gasp and said "you taste sweet"

He winked at you "cuz I am sweetlips. Ready for another round?"

The bag of candy dropped to the floor forgotten.
The ants got a little treat while the bag's previous owner was too busy making another kind of sweet.

;)

Yes! I'm done with my list! I can finally introduce the amiibos!