A/n
That's right!
It's been a year since I updated any shit on this book
Such amaze
Much wow
And now, the otp pick up line puns

Anon:
"Are you my hetalia OTP? Because your looking SuFine"
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"i want to FrUk you"
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"UsUk"(If you get it eheheheheh-)
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Austria:
"If you were a piano, I'd play you all night long"
(Girl: *triggered*)
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America:
"I wonder how you taste, and I'm not talking about the mouth~"
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Latvia:
"Not all of me is small"
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Scotland:
" Go ahead and keep saying I'll never get on top. See where it gets ye."
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Denmark:
"Heeeey -name- wanna see my battle axe?"
"Um sure Denmark... Woah woah woah what are you doing?"
"Taking my pants off"
"...."
"..."
"Ooooooh!"

*These pick up lines belong to their rightful owners mkay?i did not steal them,instead im promoting them for*