I'M  GONNA  BLAME  THE  MOVIES!

"CLEARLY,  THIS WASN'T A PART OF THE FUCKING PLAN! I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!"

"SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. IF IT HELPS, I WISH I HADN'T FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU EITHER."

"NO. NO, I DON'T WISH THAT FOR A GODDAMN  SECOND,  INDIANA."

ADDITIONAL CAST:

MICKEY ALTIERI

TIMOTHY OLYPHANT

i simply can't believe that killer klowns from outer space is actually one of your favorite movies.

it's a great movie. you're probably just watching it wrong when you do.

oh? i'm incorrectly watching a movie? didn't know that was something a person could do.

dude, i've had this argument with her a hundred times. you're not gonna make her fold.

hmm, then i guess you'll have to teach me how to correctly watch it. say next weekend? just me and you, sweetheart?

damn, that was smooth. you gotta say yes now, indy.

HALLIE MCDANIEL

ELISE NEAL

i think it's smart, ya know? getting degrees to fall back on in case the music thing doesn't take off.

way to sound like my sister, hal. have some faith in the woodsboro killers.

in my defense, i've never seen you guys play! sure, jack has played his guitar for me in his room before, but that's it.

he played for you in his room? alone?

oh, don't give me that look. you totally have a thing for that movie dork in your intro to film studies class.

as movie dorks, randy and i take offense.

DEREK FELDMAN

JERRY O'CONNELL

i just don't understand why sidney is being like this.

you don't understand? what's confusing about her boyfriend being a manipulative psycho that killed her mother and best friend? of course, she has some trust issues and wants to keep you safe by getting away from you.

well, yeah, but you and mickey are doing fine with all this. why aren't you pushing him away to keep him safe?

because i'm selfish, derek. and i don't want to go through this a second time alone.

CICI COOPER

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR

stop sorority pushing!

i'm not! but it was so fun being roommates last semester. you can join and move in, and we'll be back together.

ah, but there's a flaw in that plan.

there are zero flaws, actually.

you can't stand mickey, who makes a habit of crawling in my window and staying the night. and do you really want to wake up to that handsome face that makes you want to vomit every other day?

you're right. there is one flaw.