(y/n) POV

Archer took me to meet her friends. "Lancer, I'm..." I said, "Don't, you're not to blame. It's Medea who's at fault." Lancer said, "Now (y/n) I'd like to be the first to welcome you to the Argonauts." he said, "Now a caster this late in the game is extremely dangerous, so what I need is for you to punch a hole in Caster's bounded field big enough for us to get in undetected." he said, "Can't you build a wooden horse again?" I asked, "That was my cousin." he said sadly, "He's kinda sensitive about that. Odysseus was always more popular and better-looking than he was." Archer whispered, "And why does Mommy hate him?" I asked, "They were married. They had two sons who sided with their father." she whispered, "I see." I said.

"MOMMY!" I shouted, "Yes?" Mommy said, "You drugged me!" I said, "You know it!" She said, "That's bad, Mommy!" I said, "Oh shit you're serious. Yes, I drugged you, don't you remember all the mama enhancements I've given you?" She said, "Those were love potions!" I said, "Ok so what?" she asked, "So, I'm box you!" I said as I took my stance, "You can't sweetie, now come have some pudding." she said as I punched her in the back of the knee and made her fall into the bowl of pudding, "I can't hurt you, but you're a servant and I'm a human, I can't hurt you on my own!" I laughed, "And now guerrilla tactics!" I said as I goblin ran away.

Medea POV

I spent hours getting attacked by (y/n) he was getting cleaver. Lagging his mana to block my Machia Hecatic Graea, even if it was at quarter strength, was an inspired tactic. "This is getting old, sweet boy, come out and apologize and I won't cripple you." I said as (y/n) jumped out he wasn't going to pull this punch, he couldn't throw the punch, but I subconsciously called Saber allowing him to punch her into me, "THAT'S IT! I'M KILLING HIM NOW!" I said angrily as I pushed Saber off me, "Time to get serious then! It's morphen' time bitches!" he said as he slammed a medallion into his chest, I saw it for a split second, it had Medusa's head on it! The medallion spread across his body and formed into armor, "Aw are you projecting a Noble Phantasm? Wait how are you doing that? You shouldn't be able to do that!" I said, "Now you're gonna feel the unbridled fury of (y/n) fucking (l/n)!" he shouted before I flickered time, "It's time for a timeout." I said, suddenly a quarter hit me in the head breaking my concentration. He sprinted at me, "Die." Assassin said as he punched (y/n). "While you were at your meeting I picked up a new servant. He came willingly, he even killed his master to prove his loyalty." I said, "Oh yeah! Well, I brought some friends too!" I said as Berserker and Archer burst through the roof, "Man, that's gonna be expensive to repair." I said, "Sorry." Berserker said, "It's ok Buddy." I said.