Hey! Yeah, I don't know what this "AU" is but I'm going to try my best. May turn into a crossover- oh how am I kidding? Obviously it will be a crossover.

Makes it more interesting that way!

Now I am torn. Will I be shipping? Probably not the kids. Single grown men? Free real estate.

The RRB are the girls cousins and Mojo is their evil uncle in this and in some of my AUs.

So if you need to know- cheek kisses, hugs, and hand holding has the same effect of contracting the icky girl germs. (Yes, I have the girls hug them and they fainted).

Hm~

Professor~ You are such a catch~ right? So~

Why don't you let me play match maker? Hm? Please!!! I want to play match maker!!

What? That's embarrassing? Stop talking in such a public place? No way! I will set you up! I got you!

The girls are with me on that!

Bubbles don't name the people in the room!! Options are not allowed to be obvious. They have to suffer to get a chance with the best dad ever!

What are you looking at? You think you are good enough? Hahahahaha I wasn't even thinking about you, ha. Go back to standing in the corner.

What? Mean? I'm being honest. He isn't an option. He is a dead character anyway.

Besides, you guys hate his guts. Which is why you're beating him up right now.

Dick, you don't even like men, why did you ask??

Ah, time to address the audience again.

Hey, I got distracted.

This is going to be a mess.

That is all.

Bye.