The notorious mustached streamer leaned forward in his chair, reaching for something off screen. "Well, Austin, it's very simple, really," he said. In his hand was a small, black pistol; gasps, shrieks, and laughs of disbelief were heard all around. "I say we go on the server, get a few glocks, and just go to town."

Quackity and Tommy cheered and wildly applauded, begging to be invited along. You, on the other hand, had more mixed feelings. "Uhm, Schlatt," you chimed in, "what exactly does that mean?"

"We'd start a manhunt, Y/n!" he exclaimed. "You got any enemies on the server? Gone. Anyone says something rude to you? Gone. If anyone so much as LOOKS at you THE WRONG WAY, we snipe 'em from the top of a skyscraper one by one. Easy."

You laughed at the man's antics. Chat was right- JSchlatt really was chaotic on call. Running through the server's woods tracking down other players sounded like so much fun. It was very tempting...

"Oh, no, no, no, Y/n. You don't want to do that," Puffy warned. "A lot of people are going to be very upset. I don't want to see you get hurt your first day on the server."

A gentle smile crossed your face. "Th- Thank you, Captain Puffy."

Nihachu suddenly lit up. "You wouldn't get hurt if I was your friend, Y/n! We'd have the best day together on the server!"

"Go ahead, Niki!" Austin encouraged. "Tell us about what this magical day together would be like."

"Well, I would-"

"Don't listen to her, Y/n!" Tommy shouted. "I'm way more interesting than Niki!"

"And I'm way more interesting than Tommy!" Quackity roasted.

"Boys, boys!" Austin cried out. "Stop fighting! If you two don't stop interrupting other players, I'm gonna mute you." Tommy and Quackity whined at the threat, but ultimately settled down.

Nihachu continued: "I would make a nice, little building and name it 'The Friendship Corner'. It would have lots of beds and comfy furniture everywhere. We could spend hours talking about language and culture and have a nice, relaxing time." Most of the players cooed at how cute Niki's answer had been, except for the more competitive candidates, who made puking noises instead.

"That sounds really sweet, Niki," Puffy complimented. "I was actually going to say something really similar! I'd invite Y/n over to my house so we can have a nice chat. I mean, I'd say I'm a good conversationalist. We could talk about anything, or whatever you're comfortable with, Y/n."

You blushed after hearing from Nihachu and Puffy. Their answers made you feel safe and at home. While Niki was a sweet and innocent friend, Puffy was maternal and nurturing. Domething about the both of them gave you an overall warm and fuzzy feeling; it was nice.

You found yourself lost in a sea of thoughts until Austin broke through your trance: "Y/n? Y/n, are you still there?"

You blinked back to reality, shy and slightly embarrassed. "Oh, uh, yes. Sorry. The audio, uhm, just failed for a second here on my end. I can hear again."

"Oh, good. Glad we got that fixed," Austin replied. "Minx, would you mind giving your answer again?"

Minx?! How had you managed to miss Minx's answer?! You nearly missed the Irish queen's response again if it weren't for the woman having to yell at another candidate.

"Dream, tell your stupid, fucking friend, Sapnap, to piss off! I'm tired of looking at his ugly face!"

Sapnap choked on the water he was drinking, and began to cough the liquid back up. "All I said was you're just as loud as Tommy," he coughed. "I didn't lie."

"Oh, fuck off! Both you and Tommy, you stupid motherfuckers!" The female streamer took a deep, cleansing breath, and turned back to address her webcam. "I'm sorry, Y/n, but these two shitheads needed to be taught a lesson."

You clapped a hand over your mouth, desperately trying not to laugh; it had always amused you how quick Minx was to confront potential wrongdoers. "No, no. It's fine," you insisted. "Please, take your time."

"Well, anyways, I might not be on the Dream SMP, but I can make our own private server and we can hang out," Minx started. "I also heard you like cats, and I happen to have a cat. See?"

The girl reached down below her desk and lifted up the cutest, funniest looking cat you'd ever seen. Its dark-colored fur stood out against the red LED lights flooding Minx's bedroom. With its huge front paws, flat face, and golden eyes, you instantly recognized the feline as Sylum.

Being weak for the fluffy creature, you cooed at how adorable Sylum was, while others, like JSchlatt, made fun of its appearance. "I mean, look at him," Schlatt teased. "You could park a bus on its face and it wouldn't get any flatter."

Minx's jaw dropped as she placed her cat back on the floor. "Shut the fuck up, Schlatt! How dare you fucking say that about my cat-"

Hahaha some more Love or Host shenanigans for you all! 

Most of our answers are in for Round One- Who will be eliminated?? 

Vote to keep yourself from falling off your chair again LOL XD

[Image Credits] "Pillow Fort" (Cropped Slightly) by David Sprankle (https://www.flickr.com/photos/dsprankle/12510905903/)