Q: Will I read your books if you ask me to?

A: I mean, if it actually looks good, is for a ship I like, and is well-written, then maybe... But if it doesn't meet those requirements I'll probably just add it to my reading list and never touch it again because I don't want to be rude to you and say I'm not interested in reading your story. Keep in mind that I've got a long list of books I'm reading right now in my spare time (and by spare time, I mean not writing like crazy and school) so it may take me awhile to get to your book. And it's hard for me to read books because I have the attention span of a---*sees sparkly object* ooh...sparkly...