I HATE MARY SUE CHARACTERS!!!

Example:

My name is Skylar Marie Emily Fantasia. I have long, flowing blond hair that reaches down to my hips, fair skin, and I'm tall. I have enchanting blue eyes and all the guys fall for me. But I'm not very pretty.

My reaction: -_- Idiot.

Another example:

As I walked down the hallway, all the boys stared at me dreamily, but the girls gave me a look of jealousy. Why? It's not like I'm attractive.

Me: *deletes story from my library* And done.