"Hello, and goodbye," Error said in annoyance.

"How dare you say lies!" Asgore yelled, "Everyone loves me!"

"Nobody does you idiot!" Sans yelled.

~~~~~~

"My eyes hurt looking at this," Sans muttered, squinting.

"Guess we'll go in order as listed," Sci said, "My robot project is going... Decent, to say the least. It's been showing signs of advanced movement, more then I would like, but progress has been efficient."

"And... About the whole... K-kissing thing..." Fell said, sweating nervously as he blushed.

"Yeah, he gets totally flustered at the slightest talk of him and romantic things, such as hugging and kissing," Sci answered for Fell, "He's usually confident in other areas of his life, but I'll have to be the one who starts the relationship."

"Yes, indeed!" Dust said, "Blue has taught me about pop tarts in this questioning area, but I was unfamiliar with them in my real life."

"Let me try..." Blue muttered, closing his eyes.

"Like this?" Blue asked, opening them with big, sparkling pupils.

"He's like a pumpkin with a hat," Dust said, "Small and adorable."

"How does that make any sense?" Horror asked.

"Yo, Grillbs!" Sans called out.

"Yes?" Grillby asked.

"There you go," Sans said, settling back down for a nap.

"You seem to forget they have asked me for a dare, Sans," Grillby said, looking over Sans.

"What's the dare?" Sans questioned, cracking open an eye socket.

Without warning, Grillby pulled up Sans into a kiss, who didn't object as they started making out. Killer and Sci cheered them on while Alphys started to furiously type in the corner, mumbling about her fanfictions.

"Haha, more rings," Nightmare laughed, looking over at Cross.

"Fine," Cross sighed, sticking out his hands.

Nightmare slipped on a ring onto each finger, giggling before he pulled Cross into yet another hug.

"Yay!" Nightmare cheered.

Horror was watching them before Lust suddenly tackled him, Horror screeching as he flailed his arms. As they landed Lust gave him a peck on his teeth before he dat up on Horror's chest.

"Done!" Lust said, climbing off of Horror.

"I'm just going to lay here," Horror said, covering his fave with his arms as he reevaluated his whole life.

"Yes!" Dream said, taking a chocolate chip cookie.

"Thank you, I appreciate it," Ink said, bowing in a thankful manner.

"I never cared much for romance," Error said.

"Sweet, can't wait to find that special someone!" Killer said.

"He's right there, ya know..." Bubbly muttered, glancing over at Dream.

~~~~~~

"Horror's diary!" Lust yelled, holding up the book.

"Greek mythology," Horror said, holding up the book.

"1,000 ways to die," Death said, grinning as he held up the large book.

"Clifford the big red dog," Blue said.

"How to read," Dust said.

"Everything about hamsters," Sci said.

"To all of the boys I've loved before" Fell said.

"He's a sucker for romances," Bubbly whispered.

"The fault in our stars," Nightmare answered.

"He's an even bigger sucker for romances," Bubbly whispered.

"Mine is this story about Christmas, it's been awhile since I've read it," Dream said.

"I like this one sad dig story, it made me cry," Killer said.

"I haven't had much time to read books..." Cross said, "I've only read a few school books to teach myself after I learned hoe to read, I never had many opportunities to read."

"OH MY TOBY FOX," Nightmare yelled, grabbing Cross' wrist, "I HAVE SO MANY STORIES YOU NEED TO READ!"

"And I have so many recommendations!" Lust yelled, holding up a pile of books as they dragged off Cross to read a bunch of books.

~~~~~~

"Why don't we find out?" Nightmare asked, scooting over next to Cross.

"No thanks," Cross said, scooting away.

~~~~~~

"Make it slow and torturous," Death chuckled.

"Watch him kill Asgore," Geno agreed.

"Me too," Everyone else agreed.

~~~~~~

"Sure," Geno said.

He grabbed the rope around Reaper's neck and pulled him into a quick kiss before pushing him away.

"Boom," Death said.

~~~~~~

"You already heard mine, you nosy dinasours," Dust said.

"Marry Dust, Kiss Dust, Kill no one!" Blue said.

"Kiss Blue, Marry Grillby, and Kill Asgore," Sans said.

"Awe, thanks!" Blue said.

"Kiss Lust, Marry Sans, and Kill Asgore as well," Grillby said.

"I'd Marry Horror, Kiss Grillby, and Kill Asgore," Lust said.

"Kill Asgore, 100%," Horror said.

"Who would you kiss and marry?" Lust asked.

"This skeleton right here," Horror said, kissing Lust's cheek.

"Awe!" Everyone said.

"Kiss and Marry no one, romance is useless," Error said, "Kill anyone who dares to stand in my way."

"I agree with that," Ink said.

"And we're backing away now..." Killer said, grabbing Dream and taking a few steps back.

"Destroy the world," Death said.

"And we're leaving now!" Dream said, grabbing Killer's hand and running out.

~~~~~~

"No, I'm pretty sure I'm Cross," Cross said, "Normal, plain Cross."

"There's two Cross'?" Nightmare squealed.

~~~~~~

"I'll start to take notes," Nightmare said, writing down some notes.

"Thank Toby Fox, someone who understands," Cross sighed.

"They also said give you a hug!" Nightmare cheered, hugging Cross.

"Could've been worse," Cross sighed.

~~~~~~

"I think he's an interesting person," Geno said, looking at Death, "Not to mention how he saved my life before, so I have to thank him for that."

"And three kids is a lot of kids," Death said, "Geez we must be wild in bed in the future."

"Don't just go saying that!" Geno yelped, blushing furiously.

"Guess you can see right through me!" Sans cracked a pun.

"Not a pun!" Blue yelled in pain.

"And I think we can all agree that literally everyone in this room wants you kill Asgore," Death said.

~~~~~~

"THANK YOU!" Cross yelled, bolting out as Nightmare was held down.

"No, Crossy come back!" Nightmare yelled.

~~~~~~

As Ink went to reach for the soul that he could absorb, Flowey jumped out of nowhere and caught it.

"IT'S MINE!" He screeched, disappearing out of the window.

"That just sorta happened," Sans said.

~~~~~~

Slowly, the room starts to fill with chocolate. It reaches the skeletoms knees before they realize the portal for never ending chocolate bars would never close.

"Every man for himself!" Flowey yelled.

"It's rising!" Cross yelled.

"We're all ganna die!" Blue yelled, hugging Dust.

"This is how I've pictured my death," Dust said.

The chocolate bars were at their pelvis' now, Sans and Blue, the shortest of the bunch, being more close to drowning on chocolate. Grillby hoisted up Sans onto his shoulders, Sans' skull nearly touching the ceiling.

"I'll save you!" Grillby said.

"Here," Death said, scooping up Geno into his arms and floating above the choclate bars, that still continued to rise.

"We'll have to eat them all to live!" Bubbly yelled, ripping open a chocolate bar and taking a big bite into it, "WHO THE FLIP LIKES DARK CHOCOLATE WITH NO SUAGR IN IT?"

"We've lost Nightmare to the chocolate already!" Ink yelled, clinging onto Error as he used his strings to lift them above the chocolate bars.

Nightmare, who had fainted after seeing Cross with cat ears, was burried beneath the chocolate. By then it was at Cross' chin of his skull as he tried to dig Nightmare out, but not being very successful. Soon, the chocolate rose above his height, burrying his whole body into it.

"There goes Cross, Dream, and Killer," Error said.

Lust was holding onto Horror's ribcage as Horror used two axes to shimmy up the wall, slowly bit surly staying above the chocolate bars.

"Never let go Fell!" Sci said, who was on a chair floating on the chocolate bars as Fell held onto the side.

"You won't be able to live if I'm dragging you down!" Fell said, smiling sadly at Sci, "Go on without me."

Fell let go and slowly sank into the chocolate bars, Sci screaming out, "Fell, no!" as sad music played in the background.

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Yes I totally ripped off of titanic.