"Who?" Cross asked.

"Me!" Nightmare squealed, throwing himself onto Cross.

"Get off!" Cross yelled, shoving away Nightmare.

"But why you no like me?" Nightmare asked.

"Because I just met you once, in the woods, and you're demanding that we get married!" Cross said, "That's why!"

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"I once ate four gallons of ketchup and caused a kid in my class to cry," Sans answered, "That's one of my secrets."

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"Yes, yes I can!" Reaper said.

He set down Nightmare in a desk and pulled up a chalk board, turning to write something down before he turned around.

'No rape'

"Mh-Hm," Nightmare said, pulling out a notebook as he started to take noted and put on glasses before he raised his hand, "Reaper Sensei, is undressing while they sleep also prohibited?"

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME WHILE I SLEPT?" Cross screeched, covering his body with his arms even though he was still clothed.

"And no, cloak land is just me land, sorry," Death said, hugging Stinky to his chest.

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"His what now?" Bubbly asked.

"I like the sound of that!" Sans said.

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"Why me?" Horror asked.

"Because you're the special one," Dust said, handing him a pickle, "Now, chosen one, take this pickle and defeat the demons of the West with it."

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Dust whipped open the Quote-Quotie book he had borrowed from his friends, quickly flipping to one of his quotes.

"That'll do well for the plans, Q-Tip," Dust said.

"Napolean knows what's up, the depression levels of this taco," Blue read over his shoulder.

"It's happening," Killer said, dropping to his knees, "Dust is spreading his influence."

"Get to the bunker before he infects us!" Fell yelled.

"And while their having a panic attack about that, I'll answer your question for me," Sci said, "I'd teach them how to make grape soda, because we never have enough in this world."

"The Magnificent Blue shall now answer your question!" Blue said, "If I was King, the first thing I would change would be our poptart imports! We need more pop tarts!"

"I would make peace with the other Kingdoms and explain what happened," Sci said, "That way I can rebuild it from the ruins it's currently inside of."

"Well," Fell said, sticking his head out of the bunker, "I'd probably just take a ship and skedadle outa here with my bro, pretty much."

"Conquer the world with my dear elbow Suasan," Dust said, pointing to the quote from the book.

"I'd nape," Sans said.

"I'd join you," Grillby said.

"Well, I guess I would just try to help the poor people get jobs and start to feed them," Lust said.

"I would start trying to save the environment, my axe needs to chop things down," Horror said, holding up his beloved axe.

"Make everything legal," Death chuckled.

"I would eliminate social classes, we don't need those," Geno muttered.

"I would just screw around," Error said, "Leading the vampires is enough, I don't need to be the King."

"Steal someone's soul," Ink answered honestly.

"Make Cross my Queen," Nightmare said, lifting up a wedding dress Cross' size.

"Execute him," Cross said, backing away before he started sprinting away from the dress.

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"I never really had a good family, but I guess I wouldn't mind," Cross answered.

"What the f*ck?" Edge yelled, holding his injured skull.

"You want this soul?" The reader asked Ink, holding out the white monster soul.

It shattered almost instantly.

"You do remember that monster souls can't last without their host for more than a millisecond, right?" Ink asked them.

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"At least she's reasonable about Nightmare," Cross sighed, "Fine, a hug."

"Yay!" Nightmare squealed, practically leaping into Cross' arms.

"Um, that was a hug," Cross said, "Can you let go now?"

"Never!" Nightmare yelled, pulling Cross into a kiss.

"Look what you've unleashed," Sans said in a monotone, pulling out a phone to start recording it, "Oh no, someone stop them."

"My fanfictions!" Alphys squealed from the corner, furiously typing.

"I'll answer y-your question!" Lust stuttered, looking away from the scene as Nightmare had started to try to take off Cross' hoodie, "In the first year I was retending, I almost got caught several times, but after awhile it got easier to pretend and only a few people know, so it's not very difficult anymore."

"NOT THE PANTS!" Cross yelled from across the room.

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"I would shoot Nightmare twice!" Cross yelled, his skull blushing as he made sure Nightmare wouldn't try to take off his pants again.

"I'd shoot Asgore and my stalker, then make Crossy my Queen!" Nightmare declared.

"No!" Cross yelled, "I'd shoot myself twice!"

"I would shoot Asgore twice," Grillby said.

"I'd shoot my worst enemy and Asgore, stalking wouldn't be so bad compared to there being two Asgores," Lust answered.

"Shoot my worst enemy and my stalker," Horror said, "I could figure out another way to shoot Asgore."

"Shoot the stalker and worst enemy, then be personal with Asgore," Sans said, cracking his knuckles.

Dust took a moment to flip through his wrote book before saying, "Twas I all along, the fried chicken."

"I wouldn't shoot anyone!" Blue said, "But I would punch Asgore and help the other two escape."

"Shoot Asgore and my enemy," Error said, "No one could stalk me for very long."

"I'd use my magic to craft a third bullet and shoot them all," Ink said.

"Save my bullets to see who would backstab me first, then go from there," Killer said.

"Shoot down the door and leave them all to die," Dream said, "It's really not that difficult."

"I would probably have a panic attack, then cry in a corner," Sci said.

"I'd probably accidently use my two shots and be like, 'oh sh*t'," Fell chuckled.

"Shoot Asgore twice, I don't mind having a worst enemy or stalker," Geno said.

"Kill stalker and enemy, beat Asgore on the head with the gun until he bleeds to death," Death said.

"That's pretty dark, even for some of my jokes..." Bubbly muttered.

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"LET'S GET HIM!" Killer yelled, lunging at Asgore with the army of skeletons following him.

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"Let's see," Cross said, holding out his hands as he started counting, "He stalked me, watched me sleep apparently, just tried to rape me, helped kidnap me, watched me stumble through the dark without helping, and everyone demands that I fall in love with him, even though I don't know anything about him and only had met him for a small amount of time!"

"But Senpai!" Nightmare whined, hugging Cross.

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"Oh my Toby Fox, I'm out!" Cross yelled, storming out.

"But my wife, no, come back!" Nightmare said, chasing after Cross.

"We're going to need all the pillows we can get, thanks," Sci said, accepting the pillows.

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"Ow!" Sci yelped, squirming underneath them.

"I'll help!" Fell said, trying to pull Sci out from underneath them, but not being very successful.

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Jasper and Fallacy landed on top of Fell, who was still trying to pull out Sci.

"Looks like we're both stuck together like this," Sci said.

"Together forever," Fell said, giving a fist bump to Sci.

"As we're slowly being crushed by others," Sci said.

"I've never seen a real rainbow..." Ink said.

"Beautiful stuff like that doesn't exist in our Kingdom," Killer said.

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"If only Cross thought so..." Nightmare groaned.

"He thinks you're a creep," Killer suggested.

"And only a creep," Horror said.

"And no, I will not wear a maid dress," Dream yelled.

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"That's a spiffy, criffy idea!" Dust said, pointing at the book.

"You don't have to use quotes for this one," Bubbly said.

"I would marry Blue," Dust started.

"Yay!" Blue cheered.

"Kiss Killer," Dust continued.

"Gross!" Killer said.

"And kill Horror," Dust finished.

"The heck?" Horror yelled.

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"I'll save this for later when Cross comes back," Nightmare said.

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"I feel pitied towards him, because having no soul sounds pretty bad," Error said, "But, I've never actually turned anyone with no soul, it might be deadly."

"Oh boy..." Ink sighed.