Questions - Part 4

"Time for more questions!" Bubbly said happily.

"I don't like this anymore," Nightmare grumbled.

"Well, don't be like that!" Dream said, "I'm sure it'll get better, let's start off with this question."

"Nevermind, I love these questions!" Nightmare squealed.

"I can't escape the fandom!" Cross yelled, falling to his knees.

Suddenly, a portal opened up, a skeleton in a black lab coat peaking out of the void.

"Dad?" Sans asked.

"You can't escape, even in the void..." He spoke before disappearing again.

"Nooooooo!" Cross cried out, putting his arms into the air.

"And there he goes out of my life again..." Sans sighed.

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"You mean the guy that just showed up?" Error asked, "I just met him about four seconds ago, but I never knew him before."

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"That's a great idea!" Nightmare said, looking around frantically, "Where's a ring?"

He then ran up to Geno, who was reading, and tried to rip the ring off of his finger, causing Geno to yell at him and try to kick him away.

Suddenly, Death picked up Nightmare from behind and threw him out of the window, yanking the ring out of his hands before he did.

"Here's your ring back," Death said.

"Thanks," Geno said, blushing a light red.

"So~" Blue said to Geno.

"Shut it!" Geno yelled.

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"Um... Uh..." Lust said, his face blushing a dark purple as he stared down at the paper.

"Lust? Luuussstttt?" Horror asked, waving his hand in front of Lust's face, Lust not responding.

"We broke him," Fell said.

"Well, since we're not really in love, we both found it not required to have intercourse together in our marriage," Grillby said, "And since we got married when we were 16 and engaged when we were 12, I don't think he's ever had any sort of sexual encounters."

"Yes!" Horror said.

"You all are disgusting," Geno said.

"Want to do the naughty thing with me?" Death asked.

"No!" Geno yelped, blushing again.

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"Everyone is welcome!" Sci said,"We have crying blankets and anti-depressant pills."

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"Oh, his name is Jelly Bean, since he broke into a bag of jelly beans that I had," Sci said.

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"The worst crime someone could do?' Ink asked, thinking for a moment.

"Be Asgore," Sans said.

"That," Ink said, pointing at Sans, "That sounds about right."

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"So when's the wedding?" Death asked, "I have a few extra rings for the wedding if you want to propose."

"What the h*ll?" Nightmare yelled.

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"Well, I only met him once in that forest, but he was pretty nice," Dream said.

"Please wear it!" Killer said, blood running out of his nose socket as he held the maid dress.

"No!" Dream said.

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"Okay!" Blue said.

"Anything is better than a dress!" Lust yelled.

"Sure," Ink said, shrugging.

"I... I'll do it..." Sci said quietly.

"Why does everyone want me to dress as a female?" Dream whinned.

"Let me think," Geno said, "No."

"I'd rather die," Sans said.

"You will put this one!" Nightmare yelled, chasing after Cross who was running away, "You don't have a say!"

"I don't even change my clothes when they get dirty, there's no way I'm dressing up in a bunny onsie," Sans said.

Blue was the first to change, wearing a blue bunny onsie that went with his sparkling star pupils.

"Do I look okay?" Blue asked Dust.

"Perfect..." Dust said, hugging Blue and pulling him onto his lap.

"Mweh heh heh!" Blue laughed, "The Magnificant Blue succeeds at cuteness again!"

Next was Lust, who was wearing a purple and blue bunny dress with bunny ears on a headband.

"You've got to be kidding me..." Lust groaned.

"You look so pretty!" Horror said.

"If I were a girl!" Lust yelled in anger, stomping off with his high heels before he slipped, falling down the stairs.

Ink was up next in a rainbow bunny onsie outfit, a blank look on his face.

"Eh," Ink said, shrugging as he walked out.

"Wait, how can you walk?" Sci asked him, "Weren't your legs broken in the story?"

"You just had to jinx it," Ink muttered as his legs gave out beneath him, his body tumbling down the stairs after Lust.

Sci was the last one to change, who was in a green bunny onsie.

"Heh, got blackmail material now," Fell laughed evily as he took photos.

"Hold up," PurpleFluffball said to Bubbly, "Isn't this story set before most technology like phones were even developed?"

"That little f*cker has my phone!" Bubbly screeched, tackling Fell, "GIVE IT BACK!"

"Dear Toby she's obsessed with that thing," Error said.

"Help me!" Cross yelled, clawing the floor as Nightmare dragged him off towards the bunny onsie storage room.

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I would," Fell said, "I would only change one thing, and that would be me saying goodbye. I would say goodbye to Edge."

"You wouldn't want to erase what you did?" Edge asked.

"One day, we're going to see each other again, I just know it," Fell said, grinning at his cousin, "But, I feel like there's a reason why I became a vampire. And if I hadn't left, then you would've went to that last battle and have been murdered like the others. Not to mention how I don't need to starve now that I can absorb soul energy. I just wish I had said a proper goodbye to you."

"Awww..." Everyone else said.

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"I..." Ink said, "I don't have any loved ones. No family. My friends aren't technically my friends, because these emotions aren't mine. It's like fake sugar. It isn't the real thing, it's just a replacement for those who can't eat it. Like me. So, I don't really have any loved ones, I would accept."

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"No, you keep it," Ink said, pushing the soul back towards the commenter, "I know what it's like mot having one, I can handle it longer. And monsters can't even use human souls anyway, I could only absorb it for power, not for emotions. It would be useless to use for emotions anyway. But thank you, nevertheless."

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"Here you go Stinky," Death said, feeding the cookie to his pet skunk.

"Is that even healthy?" Blue asked.

"Says the guy who eats a million poptarts a week!" Sans said.

"Because I'm a skeleton!" Blue defended, "And that's a skunk!"

"Guys, answer the question please," Bubbly asked.

"My favorite part of the day is 3 AM," Death chuckled darkly, "Because that's the time of the day that evil likes to play."

"And that even rhymed..." Grillby said.

"I like when the sun rises," Blue said, "Because it's the beginning of a brand nes, beautiful day!"

"I like when the sun sets," Geno said, "Because another miserable day is over."

"...How are you two even friends?" Edge asked.

"Well, I like the time of the day that doggies are here to devour the world!" Dust said.

"I have so many questions..." Edge groaned.

"I like night, it's peaceful and quiet," Error said.

"I like the afternoons when I can crack open a book next to a fireplace," Lust said, "I enjoy imagining myself in those adventures."

"I like the middle of the day," Sans said.

"Me too," Grillby agreed.

"I like mornings," Sci said.

"I don't have a favorite," Killer shrugged.

"Me neither," Ink said.

"I like when I can sleep," Dream sighed.

"I like night, when I watch Crossy sleep~" Nightmare said.

"YOU DO WHAT?" Cross yelled.

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