Questions - Part 10
"So, we're accepting no more questions," Bubbly apologized to you, "Sorry, but I have enough and I don't want to have to scroll through so many chapters. So yeah, I'm going to answer the ones I already have and then we're going to stop."
"Aw!" Blue whined.
"Thank the lord Toby Fox!" Error shouted.
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"I know I'm going to lose it with him in there, so I shall protect Cross!" Nightmare yelled, gulping down some pills.
"Chemicals don't work on skeletons you idiot," Death said.
"This is the side universe where anything goes," Ink said, "I was just walking a few minutes ago."
"So, how long until these start-"
Nightmare didn't finish his sentence until he suddenly flopped onto the ground face first, unconscious from the pills.
"A few seconds ago," Dust said.
"Well, I'm going to be stuck in a room with an unconscious guy who's stalked me in my sleep?" Cross asked, looking down at Cross, "I don't see the benefit to this, at all."
"Well, too bad, because bye!" Fell said before slamming the door shut.
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"No," Death said sadly, "I tried to get Nightmare to have one before, it didn't work."
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"Well, this is a side universe where nothing matters, so it's not like we can care much," Geno said, "And am I going to be tsundere Bubbly?"
Bubbly made the 'dunno' sound while shrugging.
"You're the writer, you should know," Killer said.
"Yeah, but it's not going to even be coming up in this book, so uh, yeah?" Bubbly said in a questioning tone.
"Does that mean we can't play screw around with tsundere Geno ever again?" Dust asked.
"You guys never even played that before," Geno said.
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"Yeah, since there's no way you guys took two hours to read the parts above, we're still stuck in this room," Cross said, his voice muffled by the door.
"Got it," Death said, throwing the discarded piece of Horror's axe onto the floor.
"NO!" Horror yelled, falling to his knees as he started at his broken axe.
"Okay, give him his real axe," Bubbly said.
"Uh... It didn't specify to break a fake one..." Death said.
"I would accept that role!" Blue said, shoving Death aside, "And-"
"AAAHHHHHHHH!" Horror shrieked from the background.
"-Dust would be my queen!" Blue finished.
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"How did this table and candle get here?" Cross asked as he looked down at the table.
Nightmare, who was still unconscious, flopped to the ground on his side out of the chair, Cross staring awkwardly at him.
"What a great date," Cross said sarcastically.
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"There's more of me... And a kid that isn't mine..." Cross said, "I'm starting to think that candle was drugged somehow and drugged the air in this room."
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"Thanks!" Bubbly said.
"I just met another me, I'm good for... The rest of my life," Cross said.
"Will they help me cause a mass panic?" Death asked.
"I don't want to deal with two of him," Geno said, pointing at Death.
"Don't let Dust meet another one of him, dear Toby Tox don't let that happen!" Killer yelled.
"I don't care," Error and Ink said.
"I wouldn't mind!" Dream said.
"Let's do it!" Dust and Blue cheered.
"Is that even possible?" Fell asked Sci, "Alternate universes?"
"Well, you can consider the books Bubbly writes as alternate universes, where we're all soul mates and end up together either way," Sci said, pushing up his glasses, "But in this story alone, there aren't any."
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"And now I'm here now," Cross said, "Why is everyone focusing on me so much?"
"Yeah, seriously," Sans said, "I think we should all just sleep."
"What are you doing down here during my away-from-Nightmare-free time?" Cross asked Sans as he handed over the red vial.
"Dunno," Sans shrugged, "Well, g'night."
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"I was born without emotions, so it's not like I suddenly lost them in an event, gaining them, while it was temporarily, was a big difference. It was like tasting sour food all of your life but finally tasting something sweet. The change was so sudden, so different, I thought I was dreaming."
"And I pass," Dust said.
"You should at least answer," Fell said.
"I said pass you gay Sherlock Holmes," Dust growled at Fell.
"Even his insults are weird..." Killer grumbled.
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"Whoever said in this story Geno only has a ninth of a soul?" Bubbly asked.
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"The venom doesn't burn away at someones mortality, it's more of using the materials of the current body to rebuild a new one," Death explained, "The venom infects the cells of the body, so when they split apart to create new cells, they create the new cell until it takes over the body. That's why you feel drained, because your body is trying to naturally fight the intruding venom, until the venom edventually builds your new body. That's also why vampires heal faster, because their cell reproduction is faster compared to normal mortals, which is also why they can never grow old. Because vampire cells are superior to normal cells."
"Ha! My cells are better than yours!" Fell yelled at Dream.
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"Thanks, but I can't use this in the real universe," Sci said.
"Women will always be weak compared to men," Asgore said.
"And into the pit you go!" Bubbly cheered, shoving Asgore into a volcano.
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"About my interests in science?" Sci squealed, pulling out a whole bundle of folders, "We have so many things to talk about! Like electrons, how the stars align, how the stars we can see are just the light of dead stars! Oh my Toby Fox let's get started!"
"I'm going to fall in love with that nerd, might as well start learning how to deal with it now," Fell sighed, plopping down next to the scientist.
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"Where is Lust?" Dream asked, "He hasn't been here for most of the chapter.
"And speaking of which, where is Horror?" Blue asked.
"Well, that's enough information for me about the situation," Error said, "Let's just move on."
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"FLUFFY RALSIE!" Bubbly squealed, pulling him in for a hug before picking him up, "He is my new friend forever!"
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Whew, published the advice book, did a big test today, getting my hair dyed tomorrow, it has been eventful.
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