(Dust after finding someone who did suicide) "He took big oof."

(Dust collected a bunch of leaves and stapled them to the walls) "I need to grow some self esteem somehow. Don't judge me, you don't have a license."

(Randomly during a walk in the woods) "If an angle ate a pigeon would it be cannibalism or a good meal."

(Kicked a hole in the ground) "Well I found the only thing that would let Error f*ck it. Small enough for his size too." (Got smacked by Error) -Okay so this isn't a random quote but it's f*cking hilarious dude Error got owned-

(Kicked down a door) "You know, that just sorta fell. It's a supernatural event called gravity that even I cannot comprehend, like sheep. Seriously, how are they so fluffy? And how can they fly that high in the sky? Magic, man."

(Found a paper maze on the side of a cereal box) "Be free, little Jerry, escape the maze." (Stabs the box)

(Played a drum set with two nutcrackers. Where did he even get those?)

(Looked at a picture of a sunflower) "If these are sun flowers, how come there's no moon flowers creepily following them every night?"

"Why can't skeletons fart? Why did Toby Fox curse me to this horrid fate of no fart jokes! This is a fate worse than death." (Screams) "THAT WAS NOT A SUMMONING CALL!"

(Looked at the sky) "If the sky is blue, and the ocean is blue, do you think they're competing for who looks better in blue? Nah, who am I kidding, obviously I look the best in blue."

(Slowly rose up next to D.B's bed) "So, whacha in for? Eating crayons?"

"If death is here, physically, does that mean that other forces are here? Like wisdom? Nah, who am I joking, he's actually straight for a change."

"Everyone here is gay and that's super gay!"

"If a boy, who's gay, gets together with a girl, who's also gay, do you think they'll be gay for each other since they're both gay? Or maybe the gay will cancel out and leave two straight people. Ugh, being straight sounds so boring."

(Gets vines on his skull) "I've always wanted hair!"

(Crashed through the roof) "Heya Fell. Want a fish?" (Holds out dead trout)

"Rapunzel!" (Attacks someone with a frying pan)

"It is I, the one you must not speak of." (Said that to a mute kid)

"Aaaa. Aaaaaa. AAAAAAAA!" (He was upstairs when doing this we have no idea what was going on but it was freaking hilarious as sh*t so that's going in too)

"Do you think cats hate dogs because a dog cheated on a cat with her cousin?"

(Shoved a cheeto up his nose socket) "Spicy boogers, am I right fella?"

"THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK!" (Threw a child at Nightmare. Seriously, we don't know where he found this little girl, he just ran into the house with her giggling the whole way and slammed her into Nightmare like a baseball bat. I still don't understand him to this day)

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I'm planning out a timeline for the rest of the book, so as I take notes and stuff and get myself organized again, so while I do that have some more quotes! I'll try to get the next chapter out today, I have spring break! Enjoy this while I plan out my timeline!