"So, for this dare, I'll be mixing it up a bit," Bubbly said, "In honor of Halloween, which is quickly approaching, the maze will be replaced with a haunted house. And instead of them risking their lives, they'll have to face terrifying things instead. And yes, it's technically not Halloween yet, but I'm not going to wait until Halloween since I have much more questions to sort through. So here we go!"

~~~~~~

"The Magnificent Blue will outlast you all!" Blue said, puffing his rib cage forward as he led them towards the haunted house.

"I swear if there's puppets I will scream," Dream muttered.

They stepped into the haunted house, Nightmare and Cross being the last ones in. The door suddenly slammed closed behind them, causing some of them to scream, mainly Dream, Fell, Cross, and Sans.

"I would've never thought Sans was bad with jump scares," Grillby said.

"I don't do good with jump scares, geez," Sans muttered, holding onto Grillby's hand as his life depended on it.

"It was a door," Geno said, "And there's candles in here, it's not completely dark, so not everyone had to freak out."

"I'm not afraid," Fell said.

"You're clinging onto Sci," Horror said.

"Pft, was not," Fell said, pushing Sci away.

"I can't believe I'm stuck in here with these idiots, " Error sighed, "Let's just hurry up."

They walked towards the door on the other side of the room, the door suddenly opening without any of them even opening it.

And dangling in the door frame was a horrifying picture.

They all screamed, even Error and Geno. Death was the only one who didn't, because he was too busy throwing up on the floor.

It was a picture of Asgore in a swimsuit.

That's all that you need to know.

"BURN IT!" Error yelled, his eye sockets closed as he swung his hands frantically to rip it down.

Death plucked it from the string it was on, quickly ripping it up before prying open a window and throwing the picture pieces out.

"I have been scarred for life," Dream said.

"I think I'm going to puke," Blue groaned, opening up his emergency stash of pop tarts in his pocket and eating a whole one in a bite.

"I need a break," Dust said, curling onto the floor.

"Guys, we only have a hour," Geno said, "As traumatizing as that was, we need to move on."

"If that was the first scare, I don't think I'm going to be able to go very far," Fell said, gulping nervously.

"Technically it's the second scare," Sci pointed out, "The first was when the door slammed shut."

"Nobody asked you," Error said.

"Let's just get this over with," Ink sighed, taking the lead.

"You want someone to hug, Geno?" Death asked, floating next to him.

"No, I doubt I will," Geno said.

The hallway they were walking through was dark and cramped, large gaping holes in the walls looking like abyss' scattered about. Luckily, none of them were afraid of the dark, but the eerie silence was unsettling.

A hand suddenly shot out of one of them and grabbed Dream's shoulder. He screamed, causing everyone to look at them as he shook the arm off of him and ran for it. Another one reached out and grabbed Blue, who also screamed and bolted for his life, dragging Dust behind him. Everyone else was forced to follow them as more hands shot out and tried to grab at them.

"I freaking hate our Author," Error grumbled, being the last one as he closed the door behind him.

"Screw you too!" Bubbly's faint voice said in the distance.

"You alright there, Dream?" Geno asked him.

"NO!" Dream snapped, "I won't ever be able to forget that!"

"Well, not until you go back into the real world," Sci said.

"I hate this!" Blue whined, covering his eye sockets as he inhaled a few breaths to calm himself down.

"We got some souls to save, let's a-get a-going!" Dust said, grabbing Blue's hand, "No time to a-lose!"

"I'm going to go insane here," Killer said, helping up Dream.

"There's another hallway!" Death announced happily.

"You're enjoying their misery, aren't you?" Geno asked.

"Eh, can't deny it," Death said, gesturing to the door, "Ladies first."

"Screw you," Lust grumbled as he walked through the doorway, hurrying so he could get this over with faster.

"The Magnificent Blue can survive this!" Blue reassured himself.

"It's dark in here," Horror pointed out when Death closed the door behind him.

"No duh," Nightmare said.

The room was completely dark, so none of them could see through it without their powers. Lust and Horror were in the lead, both sticking their hands out to feel in case they bump into a wall, Cross and Nightmare behind them, Blue and Dust behind them, Killer and Dream behind them, Ink and Error behind them, and Geno and Death in the back.

"AH!" Geno suddenly screamed when Death poked him, "You f*cking a*shole!"

"Aw, but you love me~" Death said, hugging Geno.

"Not anymore!" Geno said, shoving Death away.

"So, are you guys okay back there?" Ink asked, turning his head.

"Sh*t," Killer grumbled as he slammed face first into a wall, Dream grabbing his hood to drag him down the correct path.

"Can you guys stop cussing please?" Blue asked.

"Probably not," Nightmare said.

"This isn't even that scary, it's just a dark hallway," Cross said, rolling his pupils.

"My little Crossy is so brave!" Nightmare squealed.

"Wait, we're missing two people," Lust said, "I think we lost two people somewhere along the way."

"Who did we lose?" Horror asked.

"Not Blue and I, not Horror and Lust, Nightmare and Cross just spoke, and so did Geno and Death," Dust said.

"Error and I are right here too," Ink said, looking over at Error's form through the darkness.

"We lost Sans and Grillby!" Blue said.

"What great friends you guys are," Death chuckled.

"Should we go back?" Horror asked.

"The doors lock automatically behind us," Geno said, "And since no of us has out powers, only Death and levitate a little bit, so they're goners."

~~~~~~

"Yeah, they totally forgot about us," Sans said as he pried at the door.

"What should we do?" Grillby asked.

"They can go get the humans," Sans said, plopping down onto the floor and pulling out a deck of cards, "Wanna play some Go Fish?"

"You are on," Grillby said, sitting down across from him.

~~~~~~

"We're such horrible people!" Blue said.

"Yeah you are," Death said.

"You're the one who made sure we were all inside!" Geno said, going to smack Death through the darkness but missing completely.

"We should just keep moving," Killer said, "It's not best for us to just stand here and argue."

"Let's go save those souls!" Dust said, marching forward through the darkness before a thud sounded, with him groaning, "Ow, a wall."

"Away we go!" Blue said, chasing after him.

"I didn't sign up for this," Horror grumbled.

"Nightmare, seriously, stop," Cross suddenly said.

"What?" Nightmare questioned.

"Stop pretending that there's a spider on me, get your tentacle away," He said, swatting at the air.

"That's not me," Nightmare said. 

An awkward silence sounded as everyone paused in their tracks, their breathing the only sounds that they could hear as everyone tried to figure out what was going on. Cross put his hand onto his arm, where the feeling of something on him was, and felt something with multiple legs and hairy that was crawling up it.

Cross screamed as violently shook his arm, stumbling through the darkness as he swatted at the spider on his arm. It fell off eventually, but right after it did, an opening in the ceiling opened and a large spider dropped down, dangling right in front of Cross. He screamed again and started running ahead, Nightmare yelling at him to wait and chasing after him.

"What a stupid prop," Death said, flicking the spider, "It's not even real."

"And now we have to go follow them," Ink sighed, grabbing Error's wrist as they started to run after Nightmare and Cross.

When everyone caught up to Cross and Nightmare, Cross' pupils were small, and he looked a bit shaken up, but other than that he was fine.

"Want a hug?" Nightmare offered.

"I want a bat to kill those things," Cross said, huffing.

"I can go find one, if you want," Death offered.

"No time guys!" Lust said, "And hey, at least this room is lit up."

Lust was right, the room was lit up by flickering lights above them. It looked like a hospital room, with the white floors and walls, along with a surgical table in the middle of the room. On the table was a human, probably a fake body, with a hole in their stomach. There was blood stains scattered around the walls.

"I don't like this room..." Blue muttered, looking around.

Suddenly, the stomach ripped apart, and something slithered out. Everyone yelped at the sudden movement except for Death, Error, and Geno. 

"CLOWN SNAKE!" Blue screamed.

He practically leaped onto Dust, crawling onto his shoulders and screaming the whole way. The snake clown started to slither directly to Blue.

"I love this house," Death said, "Can I live here?"

"NO NO NO NO NO!" Blue screamed over and over as Dust grabbed Blue's legs to keep them both from toppling over, backing away.

"Look how easy it is to step over it," Fell said, taking a step over the animal.

"I've worked with snakes before, they aren't anything to be afraid of, especially since skeletons can't get bitten and poisoned," Sci said, following Fell.

"You won't get to nibble on his toes!" Dust said, kicking the snake away and running to the other door.

"I'm surrounded by weirdos," Error sighed.

"I think we're just inside of Death's soul, and this represents what he thinks about," Geno said, opening the door at the other end.

"Wouldn't deny it," Death said.

"You think about dead men giving birth to snake clowns?" Ink asked, turning to look at him questionably.

"Can't say I haven't," Death said again.

Ink scooted over slightly into Error, eyeing Death nervously. 

"Of course I'm in here with him..." Ink muttered.

"Look, another long hallway," Killer groaned.

There was another hallway, and the door slammed shut behind them again, but it still had lighting. It looked plain, with simple wood for the floors. The floor creaked under their footsteps, but that wasn't necessary scary, it was just unsettling.

A splash erupted them from their thoughts when Sci suddenly stepped in a puddle, all of them looking down.

"Heh, guess this one's for Nightmare," Fell laughed.

"That doesn't look like water, it's too bubble-filled," Nightmare said.

Everyone looked at Sci, then they spotted the thing standing above him. Fell, who was standing next to Sci, and Sci looked up at where everyone else was looking and caught sight of the large, terrifying clown towering above them.

"You jinxed it," Sci said to Fell.

Fell screamed and bolted, the clown roaring and chasing after Fell alone.

"It's not real, it's just a simulation!" Sci yelled after him.

"IT SURE AS H*LL LOOKS REAL!" Fell yelled, stumbling around a corner.

"I guess different rooms are focused on different people," Death laughed, "My kind of haunted house."

"Every haunted house if your kind of haunted house," Geno said.

"Of course," Death said.

They had followed behind Fell to find him panting out of exhaustion in a hallway, the clown having disappeared somewhere along the run.

"I... Hate.... This... *huff* Place..." Fell said, coughing afterwards.

"You didn't work out that much," Nightmare said.

"Screw you," Fell said, glaring over at Nightmare.

"I'm surrounded by a bunch of fourth graders, Toby Fox," Geno muttered, grabbing the rope around Death's neck and dragging him forward, "C'mon, we're setting the pace now."

"Ha, my future boyfriend is willing to touch me," Death teased Nightmare.

"I hate this group," Nightmare growled, his eye socket twitching.

They were inside of a large room now, where the middle of the floor was dipped in, creating a bowl like structure in the cement.

And the sound of splashing water could be heard.

"Oh I hate everything about this," Nightmare said, glancing around anxiously.

Water suddenly started to flood in through slots around the walls, one of them being behind Nightmare. He yelled out of surprise and tried to punch at the water.

"Ah, yes, punch at the water, that'll do something," Killer said sarcastically.

"Says the guy afraid of Twilight!" Nightmare retorted back.

"Hey, that's because he's seriously creepy!" Killer defended, "And I'm not the one who's afraid of a jolly fat man who gives children presents!"

"He sneaks into houses and steals your food!" Geno yelled, "Not to mention how he's immune to fire because he comes through the fire place!"

"Quack," Dust said as he stood inside of the water inside of the middle of the room, where it was starting to gather.

"Cross Senpai save me!" Nightmare yelled when water touched his foot, leaping onto Cross.

"Hey, wait, I'm not that strong!" Cross yelled, stumbling backwards under his weight and falling into the quickly rising pool with a loud splash.

The bowl like structure in the center of the room was filled to the brim with water by that point, and the water had stopped flooding in when Cross and Nightmare had fallen in. Quickly, the water started to turn darker as Cross emerged from the surface, taking in gulps of air as Nightmare's goo mixed with the water. He had kept his arms around Nightmare, so when he had dragged up Nightmare they all had a surprise.

Without his powers, he looked very different. Purple pupils, dark purple and black clothes, he looked like a darker version of his twin brother.

"So you do still look like that!" Dream gasped, "I just thought the goo was your new form."

"And now I don't even have tentacles to fight off any attackers," Nightmare groaned, "Cross, why didn't you save me?"

"Sorry that I'm not as strong as you wanted me to be to carry both of us," Cross said, swimming to the edge to climb out with Nightmare.

"He looks so... killable..." Death chuckled, cracking his fingers.

"Death no!" Geno said, dragging Death away from Nightmare.

"How long does it take for your tentacles to form again?" Killer asked.

"Without our powers, he won't get them back until this is all over," Error said, "And now we only have Horror and his pet axe to protect us, so we are all going to die here."

"We can't die here!" Horror said, "And how dare you talk about my axe that way? Apologize immeadiatly!"

"I'm not saying sorry to an object," The leader said, rolling his pupils.

"OH YES YOU ARE!" Horror yelled, lunging at Error, "APOLOGIZE!"

The two of them started fighting each other, Horror swinging his beloved axe around randomly while Error tried to dodge. Yeah, they couldn't die here, but no one said anything about feeling pain, and Error didn't like it when others touched him, either.

"Horror, calm down!" Lust said, dragging Horror away from the fight.

"You too Error," Ink said, placing a hand on Error's shoulder to calm him down.

"Hey!" Geno yelled towards the ceiling, "Author lady thing! I demand to get payed if I have to babysit these children any longer!"

"I'm broke!" Her voice yelled back from a distance.

"I'll pay you with kisses~" The wanna-be grim reaper said, hovering next to Geno.

"I'd rather not," He said, shoving away the kiss offer with a bored expression on his face, "We seriously need to move or those people will die, and I'm not in the mood to cause more death than we already have. And by that, I'm referencing the vampires."

"We didn't kill that many people..." Nightmare mumbled.

"I did at least," Death said.

"Let's hurry this journey up!" Geno said.

"Wait," Blue said, "You said we can't die here. If we can't die here, what about the humans? Are they really in trouble?"

"She's the author, whatever she says goes," Lust said, "You need to pick up some fan fictions more, they're wacky and all over the place, while never consistent."

"I'll keep that in mind," Blue said, obviously not going to read any fan fictions.

The internet was a weird place, he didn't want to visit it.

"Dust, get out of the water, we need to go," Dream said.

"But I've always wanted to go swimming in the last four seconds!" Dust whined.

"But people are in trouble!" Blue said, crouching down next to the water, "Pwease?"

"Okay!" Dust said, climbing out with the help of Blue.

Cross, Nightmare, and Dust lead a trail of water leaking off of their clothes while all of their shoes squeaked with water every time they took a step. The only dry one who had avoided the water was Death, who had been floating the whole time. 

And the next door led them outside.

Somehow, even though they had never went up a single pair of stairs, they were around forty stories above the ground, and they were standing on a narrow platform with a narrow staircase leading up to their left. Sci immediately took a step back when he saw that this was specifically pointed at his fear of heights.

"Um, you guys can go on ahead," Sci said, "I'll just stay here."

"Nerd, you can make it through this," Fell supported him, grabbing his hand, "We'll go slow."

"A-Alright..." Sci mumbled, squeezing Fell's hand in his own. 

"Let's hurry up you gay lovers," Horror said, him and Lust going out first.

"We are all gay here, shut up," Fell said.

When they had all walked out, the door, like usual, had shut behind them. Sci jumped when it did, his legs starting to shake at the height that they were at.

"Hey, focus on my face," Fell said, walking backwards slowly to lead Sci along.

They skeletons went as fast as Fell and Sci did, all of them being careful to not shake the unstable bridge that they were on. While they couldn't die, they could still fall and be stuck outside of the building until it was over. The simulation ended when they saved the humans, or they died, so it would be pretty boring for them.

Only one time did the stairs shake, and that was when Sci was near the other side, so he screamed and ran through the door while shoving Fell ahead so they could get through faster. That made the bridge shake more, so everyone hurried out as fast as they could before it started to creak.

And it collapsed. 

The three people who were still on the bridge were Blue, Geno, and Death. Blue was shoved through the door right before it collapsed by Geno, and Death grabbed onto his arm and kept him from falling down. Death hovered into the door and set down Geno onto the floor, both of them looking over as the stair case tumbled down the side of the hill, practically being shredded.

"Toby Fox that's one heck of a fall," Geno said, backing away.

"I hate heights..." Sci groaned, staying a good distance away from the door.

"Oh... no..." Death muttered as he looked around the room.

It was hot pink.

Hot pink everywhere.

"I don't like this," Error said.

"Is this paradise?" Blue squealed, running over to a corner and picking up a stuffed unicorn, "It's so cute!"

"It's so... bright in here..." Death grumbled, pulling up his cloak over his skull more.

"It's just a long hallway of pink, shouldn't be too bad," Dream said.

"Sparkle sparkle," Dust laughed, poking at a sparkly pillow before tossing it to Blue.

Dust and Blue seemed to be the only two enjoying themselves while Death and Error were very, very uncomfortable. Error kept eyeing the walls suspiciously while Death made sure to shelter his face in shadows to keep himself from seeing too much pink.

"I CAN'T STAND IT!" Death was the first to snap, "IT'S TOO PINK!"

He immediately floated quickly down the hallway at a running speed, Error following shortly behind him as they both screamed insults about the room. Dream stiffed a laugh while Horror and Lust chuckled.

Finally, they all had reached the end of the room, Death threatening to throw up again while Error already did.

"Look at all of the cool stuff we got!" Blue squealed, holding up armfuls of stuffed animals with Dust.

"You two are like children," Killer said.

"Yes, yes we are!" Dust said proudly.

"I need a raise," Geno grumbled.

"Not afraid of anything, huh?" Ink asked Error.

"I wasn't afraid, I was just getting sick," Error grumbled, crossing his arms and looking away.

"So, who else is left to face their fears?" Lust asked.

"Well, you and I are," Horror pointed out, "Dream and Killer too, Dust, and Geno. I think that's it."

"Well, there was dresses in the last room, so that covers me up as well," Lust said, Horror nodding, "And Ink. So Horror, Ink, Dream, Killer, Dust, and Geno."

"My fear is not having any emotions, which is already going on in the book," Ink said.

"Right, right," Lust said.

"We might have to go through Sans' and Grillby's too, if they aren't going through them where they are," Cross said.

~~~~~~

"Do you have an ace?" Sans asked.

"Go fish," Grillby said.

"Aw, sweet," Sans said, picking up a card before laying down a pair of twos.

"Why are we using a never ending deck again?" Grillby asked at the pairs and pairs of cards scattered around them, "This game will never end."

"It'll end when they finish their scares," Sans said, "And besides, this is a Sanscest book, not a Sansby one, they have to suffer while we play our cards."

"Lucky us!" Grillby said, high-fiving Sans.

~~~~~~

"Horror, you have to let go!"

"NO!"

Horror's axe was being tugged at by a vine on the floor out of a window, Horror holding onto it for dear life, his torso halfway outside of the window. Lust had a grip on one of his legs while Error had his grip on another, Ink keeping Error stable and Death and Geno helping Lust.

"Just let go of the axe, it's just a simulation, that isn't even your real axe!" Dream yelled.

"I'd rather die!" Horror yelled, tightening his grip on the handle of his axe.

"You're saying that you would risk your life over a piece of coding?" Sci asked, "Just let go already!"

"Let the axe be free!" Dream yelled.

"You can't be a helicopter parent for the axe," Dust said, sipping from a cup of tea, "My good sir, you must let the axe live it's life without you constantly babying it. One day, the axe will have little knife babies and will not need your help anymore."

"The f*ck?" Error asked, looking over at Dust.

"Where'd you even get the tea from?" Fell asked, raising an eye socket.

"I've learned to not question Dust," Killer said.

"You really think so Dust?" Horror asked in a quiet tone.

"Of course, penguins do fly, no?" Dust asked.

Horror let the axe go with a sigh, the axe falling to it's demise down the mountain they were stationed on.

"That worked?" Lust asked.

"Is no one going to adrdess that penguins do NOT fly?" Sci asked, looking around.

"Not in your dreams," Dust said, tossing the tea cup over his shoulder.

"EDWARD!" Killer suddenly screeched, jumping onto Dream in a bear hug, "It's him!"

A cardboard cutout of the vampire from Twilight had suddenly landed in front of Killer, who was hugging Dream like his life depended on it. Geno rolled his eye sockets and snapped it's head clean off.

"It's just a cardboard cutout guys," Geno said, "Pretty easy to break and rip."

"Just a cardboard cutout," Killer mocked Geno.

"Can we please just get this over with?" Ink asked.

"U-Um, excuse me..." Napstablook said softly, floating next to Dust, "I was asked t-to say hi to-"

"GHOST!" Dust shrieked before immediately fainting onto Blue.

"Don't be mean!" Blue said when he caught Dust before noticing that he had fainted, starting to poke his forehead, "Hey, wake up."

"I-I'm sorry..." Napstablook said, "I'll just go now. Byyyyyeeeeeee."

"I feel bad for him, Dust just fainted from seeing him," Sci said.

"Over dramatic much?" Fell asked.

"You screamed and ran at seeing a clown," Error said.

"You screamed, ran, and threw up at seeing the color pink," Fell shot back, "Do you do that every time the sun sets?"

"Get off your high horse," Ink said, "We're all pathetic losers."

"Amen," Dust said, nodding. 

"It's only Geno and I left..." Dream said, looking around nervously.

"Just great," Geno said.

"Maybe she won't scare us?" Dream asked hopefully, opening the door at the end of the hallway.

Oh how wrong he was.

Almost instantly after he had said that, they saw that the hallway was filled, wall to wall, with life sized puppets that towered above all of the short skeletons.

"Nope!" Dream said, closing the door.

"Yup," Death said, opening the door again, "If I had to walk through that pink glittery room, you can do this."

"Fine," Dream sighed.

He took a ginger step into the room when a puppet's head suddenly snapped towards his direction. Dream then took in a deep breath, closed his eye sockets, and bunched his hands into fists.

"FINE!" He yelled before he suddenly shot into the room.

He ran rather fast, opening his eye sockets every once in awhile to see how far away the door was. The puppets had moved to chasing him now, but Dream tried to ignore them before ripping open the door on the other side and running through, yelling for everyone else to follow him.

"Yay!" Blue cheered as Dust pushed him in a shopping cart down the hallway.

"Where are you getting these things?" Fell yelled at Dust.

"It's a simulation, he can summon what he wants," Sci said.

And the last room was the boss room.

Apparently a haunted house had a boss room.

They knew this because it was a large round room, a cage of humans hanging above the floor. Also there was a sign that said, "This is a Boss room".

"Oh my Toby Fox..." Error held in a laugh at seeing the final boss.

"GAH!" Geno yelled, turning around to pry open the door, "LET ME OUT!"

It was a normal sized Santa Claus that looked normal, with his long, oure white beard, red and white outfit, and rosy cheeks.

"I thought this was Halloween themed..." Ink whispered.

"Ho ho ho!" Santa cheered, "Time to end Halloween forever and kill everyone!"

"That answers that," Ink said.

"Save a holiday, what a cliché," Lust said.

"Don't worry, look, he's smiling and he's jolly!" Death said, patting Geno's head, who was curled up in a corner, "Kinda creepy for me, but normal for you, yeah?"

Right after Death said that, Santa suddenly started to grow larger and more terrifying, his straight white teeth turning into canines and his eyes turning dark red and bloodshot. He also started to grow claws and his beard started to turn gross. Blue screamed and backed away, yelling about how he didn't want to get presents from Santa anymore.

"Oh, I see why people think he's the best figure of the holiday," Death said.

"That's not why! That's not why!" Geno repeated over and over.

"If we save the humans, we win!" Horror yelled, pointing at the lever that would release the humans.

"Why are even saving people we don't care about?" Error asked.

"Because we're good Samaritans," Ink said, grabbing his arm, "Let's go,"

Without their powers, all they could do was really run and yell at each other for attacks. The Santa only used his hands to try to wack at them, so if they had their powers, it would've been a breeze to destroy him. But, they didn't, so he was actually pretty difficult to avoid.

"Toby Fox I'm so slow in this form!" Nightmare huffed.

"Yeah, you are!" Cross yelled, grabbing his wrist and pulling him aside from an attack.

"I wish I had my axe!" Horror said, shooting Lust a look.

"Either way, if you kept your hold on your axe or not, we wouldn't have it!" Lust said, jumping over one of Santa's hands.

"HE TRIED TO GRAB ME!" Geno yelped, running for his life as the other hand tried to handle him.

"Hey, a lever!" Dust said, noticing the lever and walking up to it, "Will it summon Mrs. Claus?"

"PUSH THE LEVER!" Everyone yelled.

"Okay, okay, don't push me," Dust said.

He pushed the lever, the room falling to silence for a moment before the cage groaned in response, the door falling open with a thud. The humans ran out, all of the doors to the haunted house opening as they ran for freedom. Sans and Grillby, who had gotten bored playing cards and went through the house after them breaking the doors, stepped to the side to let them out. Santa fell to the ground in defeat, his body staying there for a moment before disappearing in a spiral of codes.

"Yay! We won!" Blue cheered.

"I want to die and throw up..."Geno groaned, laying on his side.

"Where were you guys?" Cross asked Sans and Grillby.

"Locked behind you guys," Sans said, "No thanks to you."

"But, hey, we won," Dream said, "Let's just go back to the real world, okay?"

《》《》《》

I've never been in a haunted house before so bear with me while I write this.

Also, the reason it took so long to publish was because there is over 5,000 words, while I usually have around 2,000 at most.

But anyway, happy Halloween!

*holy crap this took forever to write wheeze*