Ok so yesterday me and my grandma got into a talk about how my memory isn't the best

And she said its because I wasn't eating vitamins

Can we just stop for a minute
WHAT?!?!?!!!
NO CORRELATION BETWEEN THE TWO GRANDMA

So she tells me she'll give me some vitamins

Yeah yeah ok I can deal with it whatever

I'm expecting her to bring me some gummy vitamins or like small little vitamin C tablet things that my mom has

No

She brings me pills

P I L L S

I AM NOT EXAGGERATING LOOK

WHAT THE HECK ARE THESE I CANT SWALLOW THESE

OH WAIT NO NO NO NO NO
THERE. ARE. MORE

SHE GAVE ME FIVE BAGS OF PILLS LIKE THESE APPARENTLY ALL FOR DIFFERENT STUFF

I HAVE TO TAKE ONE EACH MORNING OF ALL FIVE

SHES TRYING TO GET ME TO ACCIDENTALLY OVERDOSE AND KMS I SWEAR

I know I'm not overreacting because my friends acted the same way

Sorry about the suicide joke if that triggers anyone...?
If ya don't like it then leave I guess because I tend to make jokes like that sometimes whOOPS

I just don't want to take these stupid gross pills because I can't swallow them

I CAN HARDLY SWALLOW TINY PILLS GUYS THIS IS RIDICULOUS

I'm probably just not going to take them -,-

She said for me to "see if my memory changes. check for changes in my skin and fingernails."

What
What
What
Changes in my FINGERNAILS???

I'm sorry I just don't like my grandma when she's like this
She's just now becoming a health addict and I hate it

One day I was eating Doritos and she said
"There's a seasoning in Doritos that enhances the flavor but causes cancer."

Cool story bro I'm pretty sure you could say something similar about a lot of foods. Spreading the awareness isn't gonna get me to stop eating the beautiful nacho cheese illuminati triangle chips I love

It just gets me so mad the way she acts about this stuff
A lot of the food we have isn't healthy and who even knows if some of the stuff we say is healthy is even healthy?? Company's can easily lie to us!

Yeah so I'm still debating on taking the pills or not