Episode 3: Reasons Why I Should NOT Be President

(As of now. As in, if I were president now)

1. I would try to solve everything with hugs and that would not go well
"Oh no... You want to bomb us? Here let me give you a hug maybe you're just a little angsty :>"

2. I would daydream and miss out on everything important in meetings

3. "Madam President, Madam President we have some papers you needs to sign. Madam President are you even listening??"
"YEAH YEAH ILL GET TO IT AFTER THIS SONG!"

4. "President. Put your phone away this is a serious meeting."
"Hang on, my friend is sad and I need to talk to them shhhhhh"

5. "No, but seriously you need to check this YouTuber out. You're all so monotone and serious. Let him yell in your face it'll do wonders."

6. Jumping on the, hopefully large, beds

7. Cats
So many pet cats in the White House

8. Giant sleepovers with all my friends

9. "I don't need bodyguards wherever I go."

10.  "I have no clue what any of those big words you just said were"

11. "So when do I get to meet the queen of England?"

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