My crush's birthday is coming up...

BUT IM TOO DANG BROKE TO BUY ANYTHING

I'm trying to get him a hat...he seems to like to wear hats...

*smashes face into a wall*

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

I HAVE A BETTER CHANCE WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS THAN HIM (CristinaTheWolf I know your laughing at me...stop it.)

I dunno what to get him...he always gets something for me for my birthday...I don't want to be a bad friend and not bring anything...is that even allowed?

ANWAYS

I GOT A BANDANA FROM THE STORE ON THE FIELD TRIP

IT WAS 3.99

I LITERALLY AM GOING TO WEAR IT EVERYWHERE AND SEE IF ANYBODY ASKS ABOUT IT