OH MY GOODNESS.

IM DEAD.

*coughs* Okay, so most of you have probably seen or even heard of Hitman Jones? Correct?

Yup.

I just wasted about an hour and a half of my life while trying to figure out who the heck this guy is.

And now I've killed myself after figuring out only 1/4 of it.

*cries*

BUT YOU CANT JUDGE ME

MY CURIOSITY GOT THE BEST OF ME

AND I KEPT SEEING HIM ALL OVER THE INTERNET

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?

KILL MYSELF FROM CURIOSITY OR KILL MYSELF DYING TO KNOW

AGH WHY
;^;

Stupid internet...

THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE A TUMBLR.

I JUST LOOK AT PICTURES ON MY PHONE.

ON GOOGLE.

UGH IM JUST GONNA GO TO BED NOW.