*in a creepily calm voice*
When an author starts the chapter with one of the following:

• Don't hate me for doing this

• Some of you might compare this to Twist And Shout

• Warnings in advance, this is the most depressin thing that I have ever written

And don't even get me started on the one Destiel oneshot book which is named Fluffy Destiel Oneshots (or something like that) and before the stories starts there is a warning chapter saying

Warning, this contains triggering things such as, self harm, suicide, suicide attempt, drug use, rape, incest etc.

I'm like, HEEEEEEELLL NOOOO!!! I came here for fluffy Destiel!

(I still haven't dared to read any of it, my heart is already more broken than the fourth wall)