*Kinda Civil War spoilers? Ending implied. Just don't read too much into it. It's not exactly a spoiler, we all knew that they'd fight*

HEYO GUYS
THIS IS A WEIRDISH CHAPTER

I WENT TO COMIC CON LAST SATURDAY
IT WAS PRETTY COOL
IT WASNT A VERY BIG ONE
THERE WERE ABOUT EIGHT STALLS (three of them being Lego) BUT I WENT BECAUSE IT WAS PRETTY LOCAL

THE HIGHLIGHTS (or basically the stuff I looked at):

YES FNAF PLUSHIES

THERE WAS A MASSIVE LEGO CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIELD
SORRY I DIDNT GET A PHOTO

I ALSO GOT THREE COMICS (all awesome)

NOW, HERE COMES THE STORY

WHILE I WAS TRYING TO CONTAIN MY FANGIRL SQUEALS THE OLD MAN WHO OWNED THE STALL WAS TALKING TO ANOTHER GUY ABOUT IRON MAN IN CIVIL WAR

I WAS INTERESTED ABOUT WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY SO I EAVESDROPPED WHILST 'BROWSING' THE AQUAMAN SECTION

LE COVO:

RANDOM GUY: Can I please see the Iron Man comics?
STALL OWNER: Sure. *pulls out two tubs of comics*
RANDOM GUY: I was rather angry about Iron Man in the Civil War movie, y'kbow? I don't think he was portrayed very well.
STALL OWNER: *scoffs angrily* There is no way he would have felt those punches that Captain America and The Winter Soldier threw at him in that scene, even with the shield.
ME: *thinks internally*
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! PAAAAALEASE! CAP'S SHIELD IS MADE OF VIBRANIUM!! IRON MAN WOULDVE FELT THAT!!! UNLESS HIS SUIT IS MADE OF SOMETHING STRONGER (WHICH IT ISNT) HE WOULD BE FEELING THE PAIN.
OH, AND HIS NAME ISNT THE WINTER SOLDIER YOU UNEDUCATED SCUMBAG.
ITS JAMES. BUCHANAN. BARNES.
RANDOM GUY: I agree. Its not right, at all. Iron Man is clearly the better fighter.
ME: *dies* TAKE AWAY THE SUIT AND SHIELD AND I BET MY LIFE CAP WOULD WIN.
STORE OWNER: Iron Man is up there with all of the toughest fighters, like The Wolverine, Scarlet Witch and Deadpool. But because its Captain America, he can't lose.
ME: IM DONE HERE
YOURE GOING TO GET YOUR WISH ANYWAY BECAUSE *INSERT COMIC SPOILERS HERE*
RANDOM GUY: *leaves with comic*
STALL OWNER: Just those three?
ME: *grumbles* Yes...

I WAS SO LIVID GUYS
I WANTED TO SLAP HIM

BUE