*WARNING*
*Pictures of leeches that DO NOT include blood*

Oh yes, these evil little shits deserve a chapter dedicated to them. I also have taken the liberty to bleep out all the notable curse words, so insert whatever colourful language you'd like!

My dearest real-life friends, SpruceWoodSpasms , Rowe_Your_Boat  and Da123go1  question why I am afraid of leeches.

If you are willing to read, let me show you.

1. (Because I have a list)
THEY ARE VAMPIRE SLUGS. I constantly reminded you of this, so I hope it sank in.

2. They have tiny little teeth THAT PIERCE YOUR SKIN AS THEY INJECT THEIR POISONS INTO YOU SO YOU DONT STOP BLEEDING.

Share the love, share the bloody love.

3. I don't particularly enjoy having a little slimy slug squirming in my shoe while I walk in the bush, because it's painful enough as it is.

4. What is their actual purpose? They may be good for some birds and frogs but I'm PRETTY DAMN SURE THEYLL BE OKAY WITHOUT LEECHES IN THEIR DIET.

Does that look appetising to you? That just screams DELICIOUS to me.

5. Leeches are 7 mm long but around 300 mm when extended. THAT IS AS LONG AS A RULER.

6. Allergies to leech bites have been reported. THEY ARE A NUISANCE.

7. I don't really want a leech hanging from my leg. It's not exactly the most comfortable experience, form you think?

8. Horror movies don't scare me, but these creepy things do. Say the word LEECH and this is what I think:

Just imagine that while you sleep tonight.

BUE!
(Two updated in one day yay!)