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This just consists of the different muses I tend to use so yeah

Instead of adding in people like Adam, Eve, or Emil, since they're not as well known as the others, I'll add them in a future part.

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Jack: Yeah, I don't like people.
Wally: Oh, well now that's not fair Jack. Have you met all of them?
Jack: I've met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!

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Jack: What have you done with Norman?
Bendy: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

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Alice: Everything's fine, Eve.
Eve: Alice, I know your relationship with the English language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.

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Sammy: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Sammy: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

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Bendy: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

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Adam: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Norman: Pros and cons of dating me.
Norman: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Norman: Cons. Holy sh*t, where do I begin-

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Essie: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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Boris: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Boris: I will not yield.

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Norman: Hey guys! I drew everyone's soul!
Eloise: Why is Essie's a monster?
Essie: Norman, you forgot Eloise's! It's only an empty space!
Norman, proudly: Exactly

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Jack: Hopefully Sammy has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Sammy: Oh, shut up and die Jack.

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Norman: Essie is late again.
Susie: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Alice: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Tom: I set their clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Norman: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Essie bursts through the door*
Essie: WHAT TIME IS IT?

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Norman: Do you think I'm ugly?
Bendy: It's not about looks, Norman. What's valuable is on the inside...
Norman: Bendy...
Bendy: For example, someone's heart.
Norman: Aw... Stop it-
Bendy: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Norman: Seriously, stop.

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Boris: The ritual. To perform it requires a sacrifice.
Henry: Sacrifice? I nominate Bendy.
Bendy: Wait, what?
Henry: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
Bendy: I'm 3'9, it's like average height among cartoons!
Boris: It's not that kind of sacrifice guys!

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Susie: Sammy won't come out of their room!
Alice: Just tell them I said something.
Susie: Like what?
Alice: Anything factually incorrect.
Susie, shrugging: If you say so.
Sammy, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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Allison: When Eloise was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Susie: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

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Essie: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Sammy:
Sammy: I like you.

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Henry: Sammy... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Sammy: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Henry:
Henry: I wrote sanitize, Sammy.

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Jack: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.
Jack: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Sammy: Oh, please. We're not children.
*Jack leaves*
Sammy, casually: ...Eat sh*t and die.
Tom, also casually: Yes, f*ck you.

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Essie: So, Alice, do you have a crush on anyone?
Alice: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

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Allison, texting Sammy: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...
Sammy′s phone, auto-replying: I'm driving right now–I'll get back to you later.
*Later*
Sammy, texting back: F*ck you.

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Norman, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank Sammy, the love of my life, for telling me Essie was going to win so don't bother to prepare a speech.

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Alice: I fell—
Bendy: From heaven?
Alice: No, I literally fell—
Bendy: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Alice: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Bendy: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Norman: God, I love Sammy.
Eloise: Yeah, you f*cking better.

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Norman: What happened?!
Allison: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Norman: Sh-short??
Allison: Sh*t's f*cked.
Norman: Okay, long.
Allison: Sh*t's very f*cked.

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Susie, throwing their head into Allison's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Allison, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty f*cking annoying, that's what you are.

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Norman: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Essie: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Alice: I'm very disappointed in you, Norman.
Bendy: C'mon, don't get mad at Norman!
Alice: Bendy, stop telling Norman it's okay for them to punch you! They need to learn not to punch people!
Bendy: But I'm not a person!
Norman: Which is why I punched them!

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Boris: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Tom: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Boris: Not when you're playing with Susie, it's not. They put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."

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Norman: I can never give Essie sh*t because I'm jealous of them. They look at their life and say, "Sweet! This is perfect!"
Norman: I look at my life and say, "Welp. Time to get drunk."

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Tom, smugly, after security arrives to escort Allison and Eloise out: So, do you wanna walk out of here, or do you wanna be carried out?
Allison, in defeat: Let's go.
Eloise: Wait.
Allison: What?
Eloise: I'd kinda like to be carried out...

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Norman: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Sammy: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.

Norman: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Wally: Actually I did the math, Sammy would have $225, not $0.15.

Sammy: Fam I'm right here...

Susie: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Norman: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice, please?

Susie: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Norman: :( 

Wally: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Sammy would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Susie: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Wally: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Tom: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Wally: Apply juice to what.

Tom: Directly to the forehead.

Sammy: Great chat everyone.

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well that's it for now I love the BATIM cast don't you?