incorrect quotes but it's mostly my characters

yeah just...how they describe dynamics with some of the cast members of the fangans I'm in

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Eloise, looking up at Loki: Pa..pa?

Loki: DO I LOOK LIKE-

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Norman: Bagel boys!

Sammy: Bagel boys!

Henry: Bagel boys!

All of them in unison: With cream cheese!

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Sammy, looking at Norman: Look at the buns on that guy.

Bill, floating in: This is the comedy police, the joke's too funny!

Sammy, throwing an axe: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL

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Essie, falling from the ceiling: The risk I took was calculated. But man, am I bad at math.

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Sammy in general: Some of you are going to die, and that's a risk I'm willing to take.

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Norman, from somewhere in the studio watching Shawn and Wally hang out: Two bros chilling in a hot tub. Five feet apart cause they're not gay.

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Sammy: In light of what has happened, you may hug me for four to five minutes.

Norman, rushing to hug Sammy: 45 minutes?!

Sammy: What?!? No! Let go!

Alice, getting a hug of her own: Too late.

Sammy: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

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Allison, holding her machete: My husband asked for no pickles.

Tom: Says nothing, but glares at the worker and pats the palm of his hand with a pipe.

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Essie: I'm a big girl!

Essie: *opens door to see blood on the floor, two people having a gunfight, and chaos*

Essie, hiding behind a counter and crying: Not big enough for this!

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Morbius: We are hear to mourn the loss of dearly beloved Norman, who was struck by an oncoming semi that had been thrown by the hulk.

Norman, sitting up in his coffin: aww you know my favorite cause of death!

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Norman: Do you want to start a bromance?

Morbius: isn't that kind of gay?

Norman: no it isn't anymore

Morbius: I'm walking out the door

Norman: please don't go away!!!

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Loki: Jail's not fun.

Eloise: oh for sure

Loki: oh you've been?

Eloise, sweating: Once. In monopoly.

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Jack: You know what, I love myself. Even if I look like a melted licorice popsicle, I still love myself.

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