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Oofity: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born.

Miller : Aw... that's not true.

Miller : It'd be exactly the same.

Miller : You're not important.

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Oofity: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

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Pan: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Clownie, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Projectionist, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!

Sammy: Moose Tracks is good!

Clownie: What the fuck is that!?

Sammy: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-

Clownie: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.

Projectionist and Sammy: what?

Clownie: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?

Projectionist: You done now?

Clownie: Yeah ok.

Projectionist and Sammy: ...

Clownie: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

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Projectionist: Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Oofity: I think Draco is in trouble.

Sammy: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm honest.

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Angelica: Some of us are still 'it' from a childhood game of tag.

Projectionist: way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.

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Oofity: Are you reading fan fiction?

Morbius, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.

Oofity: Oh, is it on AO3?

Morbius: This is CNN.

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Lunar: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!

Prince: This unmitigated poppycock?

Miller : Extravagant hogwash!

Lunar: Okay, stop.

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Oofity: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Joey: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Angelica: I kicked Totes in the shin-

Totes: -So I kicked Angelica between the legs.

Sammy: I burned a town down.

Oofity: What?!

Totes: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Sammy: A lot of things.

Angelica: No shit.

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Miller : Don't stay up all night, Angelo. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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