So I reread this and I have to say it isn't as bad as I thought it was at the time. I could have went somewhere with this. Also if you were paying attention and notice I unpublished these and thought I was updating them or something. You were wrong, you were so so wrong. I unpublished them and re-read of them and now I'm reposting them because you don't know how many chapters I actually have on here and I don't care about them anymore, which is a good thing. I have to show all my bad moments too. It's not like everything I write is great.

Fandom: Death Note

Kate P.O.V

"Ow!"

"Sorry.."

Two simply word that have been said over 100 times. Currently Ashley and I were prepping up for tonight, I was brushing her hair. Which is super ironic since I don't even brush mine.

"I'm surprised the roots of her hair hasn't turned pink from the blood rushing from her scalp" Near said sitting on Ashley's hotel bed seeming to get some type of amusement from this

"Oh shut- Ow!" Ashley was cut off after another wave of pain from how rough I was brushing her hair.

"Never mind it seems that all the blood has rushed to her cheeks instead" Another comment from Near seemed to make it worse

"Don't make me come over there!" She looked like she was growling.

I kind of felt bad even though we had to go on this mission to catch this awful pedofile. Ashley rather let the guy go then wear a dress and not only that have to put bows in her hair to look like the average ditzy little girl instead of the third best detective in the world.

As for me I have to go through the same thing though it was easier since I had to wear a couple of dresses before on previous dates with L, but since Ashley and Near were the targets both me and L had to make them look similar to previous kids this guy apparently kidnapped. Every girl having bows in their hair and every boy wearing a kid like tuxedo another thing we kind of had to force on to Near along with cologne.

Both especially not comfortable with the fact they had to pretend to be brother and sister since it was pretty weird because they were 'dating'. A lot wouldn't call texting back and forth and occasional (Because they worked a lot) very innocent playdates dating but they were very into it, kinda just copying what me and L would do. If L held my hand one day, Near would hold Ashley's the next day when working together. If I called L a nickname, Ashley would call Near a nickname out of nowhere. Little things like that.

After I finished putting the last bow in Ashley's gair and fixing her dress a little bit, L came back.

"Okay, so everyone is in place, there's going to be officers at every corner just in case something goes wrong apparently the place he's going to is called famiresu" (If you look that up you can literally feel the laziness from me) He spoke in a rushed manner "I'll take Near and Ash to the car and you pack your bag" With that he grabbed both children and dashed out

I literally cannot go any further if you want me to tell me but I'm going to have to end it here on the count I'm not good with children therefore I don't know how to write with them the next time I do any Ashley x Near crap I might have them be aged up to 18 or some shit this is THE MOST shittest thing I've EVER written I can't do it. I might attempt doing it again from a different angle but not now. I have no more sandwich. I have no more pudding. And I have no more whipped cream.

I am done
I am going to sleep
Peace out America
I am moving to Canada