I honestly don't know why I unpublished this one.

Fandom: Creepypasta

The killer turned to face her only to come eye-to-nozzle as she sprayed him directly in the eyes with salt water.

"ARGHHH! HOLY SHIT- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Jeff shrieked, blindly trying to rub the concoction of death out of his eyes, or what it looked like to Ashley, scratch out his eyes.

And he wasn't succeeding either way.

"Ok, what do you want Jeff?!" She snapped, throwing a piece of tissue at him, to which he flailed to grab and began to furiously scrub at his eyeballs. "My CoD Ghosts? The extra Xbox controller? My knife sharpener cause you broke the other one over BEN's head? Your other stash of knives cause Slends hid them?" She huffed annoyed about the entire situation.

Jeff held up his hands in surrender. "No, I don't need any of those." He paused. "Ok, maybe the last two."

Ashley glared at him.

"Ok, ok!" He took in a deep breath, making Ashley tap her foot impatiently.

"Well?" Her hand made its way back to the spray bottle, making Jeff yelp.

"I was getting to it, calm down!" He shouted, smacking her hand away. "Toby didn't stand you up the other night."

She raised an eyebrow. "Oh really?"

"Yes, really. He was out killing just before your little date, saying he was 'warming up' or something stupid like that. Then the police finally caught up to him."

"I highly doubt that the police were able to restrict a boy who can't feel pain and can throw a hatchet like a professional marksman." Ashley spoke with her arms crossed and a unamused stare

"Will you let me finish?!" Jeff snapped and she automatically shut her mouth, but not before huffing indignantly.

"Alright, so the police caught up with him, but your boyfriend ended up spazzing out and killing all of the officers who showed up as well as everyone on the street."

He paused again. "However, when Slender came back with him, and he was unconscious, I heard him talking to EJ, and he said that when Toby broke into one of the houses, he killed the parents, but when he got to the daughter, he couldn't bring himself to lop her head off."

"So he threw it at her back?"

"No." Jeff glared at Ashley, to which she merely shrugged. "Because she looked like you."

"Ooook... so I have a doppelganger?"

"NO. I swear, you're so stupid sometimes." The black haired male complained, to which Ash smacked him upside the head. "He cares about you. You know how much he loves killing and getting his hands bloody, plus he killed a whole street's worth of people. But he spared one girl because she looked like you."

He paused.

"But seeing that he sorta went crazy at the time, his brain was probably playing tricks on him so that girl probably didn't look exactly like you, but that proves he was thinking of you."

"Ok, fine. That's really sweet, I think, but it still doesn't explain why he stood me up."

"I'm not finished." The male interrupted, glaring at her. "They caught up to him. Before Slender did."

She raised an eyebrow questioningly. "They?"

Jeff looked from side to side, as if someone was watching them (which there most likely was). "Yes, they."

She groaned in frustration. "Ok Jeff if you're not gonna tell me who 'they' is, I'll just spray you in the face and go make my blood waffles."

This is something out of something else that I made because I was really intend on posting it but it had too much Ashley x Toby and not enough. Kate x Eyeless Jack. So I ditched it entirely and instead went to pick up my favorite part and post that instead.

Turns out my favorite part is the probably only dialogue in this entire time that we have in writing of Ashley and Jeff, I don't even think they shared a glance with each other.

That need to change so I went and took it upon myself to write a relationship between them not romantic one and clearly not a friendship but something. Might do it with Kate. Might. Meow.