Guess who's full of jokes and is in need to put them somewhere.

"You think girls tuck their balls up into the inside of their tummies?"

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"My name is Jennifer Lopez..... I eat tacos and burritos!"

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Derek: "Guys I've been in here for 5 hours and haven't had anything to eat and I have to poop in a barrel."

Ashley: "Well, you got poop don't you?"

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"That's not funny! Babies come from there."

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Derek to Ashley: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!

Mr. Garrison: Derek, did you just say the F-word?

Derek: Jew?

Ash: No he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck at school you fucking fatass

I have an odd feeling that this is how our arguments would go

Teacher: Ashley!

Kate: Dude you just said fuck again!

Teacher: Kaitlyn!

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Kate: Look, Derek, I know your family's kinda poor, but you can't just eat a bowl of mints for dinner.

Derek: Well, fuck you!

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"Maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J.O.O.?"

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"I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

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"Well if I'm bi-curious, and I'm somehow made from God, well I figure God must be a little bi-curious himself."

If you haven't figured it out yet some of these were supposed to be comic breaks but I need to post a chapter or two with Derek