Kate: Um- Ash?

Ashley: ...

Ashley: ...yeah?

Kate: You'd never lied to me right?

Ashley: Depends on the situation and what I'm lying about.

Kate: Well.. can you be honest with me on this question?

Ashley: What's up buttercup?

Kate: ...are you a Disney princess?

Ashley: ...Do I need to take your DVDs away from you?

Kate: No! It's just... *pulls out pinboard with a bunch of pictures and red lines connecting pictures together*

Kate: Look, I've been using my brain a lot lately and I've gathered up some evidence. You look a lot like Elsa! white hair, blue eyes, pale skin, and you kind of have her powers! Because you can freeze stuff but you can't unfreeze it. Like in the movie! It's because you don't have the emotion to unfreeze your cold heart!

Ashley: Actually I can't unfreeze stuff because they aren't-

Kate: AND you're basically Moana! You have a weird thing with the ocean and the beach, you can control water, and in real life you kinda look like her-

Ashley: Okay, I think you're reading a little too into-

Kate: ALSO! The songs 'Let It Go' and 'How Far I'll Go' both apply to you a lot if you really think about it-!

Ashley: OKAY OKAY! I'll be honest...

Kate: *shuts up and listens*

Ashley: I'm... I'm actually the princess from the Emoji Movie

Deku: WHAT!?

Shoto: WHAT!?

Kiri: WHAT!?

Bakugou: Fucking knew it.

Ashley: *pulls off white wig to reveal the same white hair but this time with a crown on top*

Everyone but Bakugou: *gasps*

Bakugou: Guys- you have to be fucking kidding me right now. It was so obvious.

Ashley: No. It wasn't. It really fucking wasn't. Because this is a one-time joke.

Ashley: *whistles calling the twitter bird and riding it away*

Kate: also since we're on Disney movies... Under the sea is kind of like the situation between us and mom when she-

Ashley: BOOK-KATE SHUT UP! YOU'RE GOING TO SPOIL MY NEXT CHAPTER

Kate: By 'your' next chapter you mean real life Ashley's chapter because you're just the book version of-

Ashley: SHAP! SHE DUMBS YOU DOWN FOR A REASON!

Kate: -and here I thought my counterpart was the only one who breaks the fourth wall when she's bored and runs out of ideas. Also in real life Kate also dumbs me down occasionally when the story fits it.

Ashley: AAAaAaAAAaHHHHHhhHHHHh-

Kate: She must really be bored if she's letting you out your emotionless and sophisticated appearance.

Ashley: WTF REAL ME!? We both know damn well that real Kate wouldn't even know how to spell that word if told to! Let alone read it!

(I'm having trouble ending this.)

Shoto: Well you don't want it to be anti-climactic or have it build up only to just drop it.

(You can hear me!?)

Shoto: Well yeah, you're letting me so the focus is put on me and not that melting pile of liquid.

(Don't be mean! She's your future wife!)

Shoto: Well if we're getting technical here.. you're my future wife.

(Actually... Sorry to drop a bomb on you no pun intended but in real life if I were to choose between one of you guys to marry it would be between Shinsou, Kiri, and Denki. Bakugou was close but I think we're better off as friends in real life. But not in fictional! In fictional life anything can happen!)

Shoto: Damn- wait.. I thought it would be Sero.. you're so obsessed with him in real-life Kate's book that one time-

(Let's just say.. I grew a new appreciation for the guy)

Shoto: Do you ever stop pointlessly being serious about obvious stuff and overthinking simple things making them complicated and a long read for no reason? Like you are aware that in real life Kate isn't it an idiot and she can understand basic stuff without you having to over-explain it

(YEah I understand that, but I am self-conscious about it and the over explanation is actually so I feel more important than I really am..)

Shoto: Do you ever stop making things all about you?

(Occasionally, I try not to)

Shoto: I feel like you should call someone or something because you are aware that you're just talking to yourself through your book and you're using me (but not really since none of this is cannon to the actual fandom) as a way to talk through your problems right?

(...)

Shoto: Ashley... Le'Asia... your mom is worried about you. You consistently insults her though she's just worried in cares for your well-being.

(.....)

Shoto: Now quit crying, get up, and go tell her that you love her even if she doesn't say it back.

(....okay..)

Shoto: Also can you not write a happy story without it taking some type of dark turn? God dammit you suck at jokes. You could have just left it at the Twitter bird thing but you just had to continue the story.

(Motherfucker)

Shoto: Quit beating this dead horse and just end the chapter already. This was supposed to be comic break and it's nearly at a thousand words.

(I don't know how! It seems like this is just a train with no stops)

Shoto: How do you usually in stuff like this? Comic breaks I mean.

(I usually stop it at the punchline of the joke but we're way past that)

Shoto: Tell me a joke! And make quick your Xbox friends are texting you and I don't like the feeling of the phone vibrating

(Knock knock)

Shoto: Who's there

(Honeydew)

Shoto: Honeydew who?

(Honeydew you look fine today)

Shoto: Best you got bitch?