Ones apon v time there t'was a human named rooty tooty yeehaw piont n' shooty who twas lonely. But jk bc he had his shooty bois.

Then there waz the otter boi, named jared from vine but nit actually bc he was just illiterate. Yes.

They wrr both at the local highchool, doing normal teenage things like breaking ino a prison, blowi g thins up and yeeting. They saw each other across the school and instanly lov.

Rotty tooty yeeted over and sad "BB you can shoot me guns anytim ;))))))))))"

And illiterate waz like "mmmmmmmmm kk"

And then they went on a romantic date where they stole some weaponry from the obok store and lit it on fire and sat near it romantically.

"Thancc you for this loveeely dat. Im love" sad the gun

"Yeet" sad jeared.

Then theykissed yeet.