The red boy tooched the blue boy's ghost buster gun. Such wow. Red boy scremed and blue boy was like ow. The blue gently strooked red boy's big boi knifey and cried. Red boi, Keef, was like, "nuuu, don't tootch ma cool emo galra nife!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bue boi was like, "rood." Butt then keeff sad "nvm plz touch me knifey I'm love" and lanz was doing the 'owo' yeet  the keefy greens was lik jk I luv my ghost busters gun more than u fucker. An lanz sas neewwww how cud this hapn 2 meEeEe??! Then lanz creed agane bc he hats himself and keff waz like wha te fucc lanz. Lanz was like im siry keef but im angsty boi. Then Keef like No, I angsty emo chold, fight moi.

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