Disclaimer-we wrote this at like 1 am after saying spiders yub yub yub around 10 million times

Josep walkkkeed into th howse thinkin bout how to get a hot boyf bc when he sees his wife his dick goes bac into his body. Suddenly th basement door opend!!!!!!!!!! It was snagoo!!!!!! He escaped from prison!! "Omg are u jean fucking kirstena????"
Sanwii siad "no I'm sangwiooo fucking whatever my last last name is, I realized I was homo but my layst boyf realized I'm a piece of shit!"
Then jojo was like "k lets banga lang. we can go to my kinky basememt where I hav ropes and Jesus ;;;;;;))))))))))):(:):):);;,()$00;/(@63: !!""

And sangshit was lik "good 👌👌👌👏😩😩😩😩👏👏👏👌👏 spiders yub yub yub"

And they fucked and accidentally summonses jeseus who was like "tf" and than Satan showed up and joined them and they exploded because Christianity but they wer aliv!?!?32!122!311!

And Joseph waz perganat?????!!!-211!!1!3-(!21/!!!!!!!!!!

And a week later he gave birth to Melania trump and his life was complete

The end