Ahhh...another one of these stories. I'll tell you all right now, I'm not the best writer, all of my stories need work, some chapters I'm not proud of and they feel rushed, others take days to read, and I know some of them just simply aren't as good as the potential was. So that's why, to start this story off, I'll be reviewing my own stories.

Yep, I'll be ripping into each of my stories first, the finished ones anyway. Praising the parts I did right, and critiquing the parts I did not. And there's a lot I didn't do well, so that'll be fun. 

I'll try to make this as funny as I can, I'm not a real comedian or anything, But I won't try to be mean. If I'm being mean, please tell me, I like to make friends, not lose them. 

But, that doesn't mean I won't be honest. If there's something that doesn't make sense, or if I have a question, I'll ask that question. Maybe there's an answer, and maybe it was just an honest mistake. My stories have scenes that don't make a lick of sense. 

If there is anyone who wants me to review their story, I'll be glad to, BUT! There are a few rules. 

I only want to review finished stories. That way they have had the chance to explain all the questions I might have and the whole story can be reviewed in one chapter. I'll try to wrap up the chapters as quick as I can, I don't want pages and pages. I will also review stories that you know you won't finish, stories that you know are discontinued, but still keep on the site for people to read. Now, this rule may change in the future, especially if there are stories out there by authors who are still active on the site but just have a few gems hidden on their shelves like I do. I'll let you know when this rule has been changed.

It will take me some time to read these stories, so I need time and patience. I can't read ten books at a time, only one. And doing this book will require me to take some time off my own writing, so I'll need patience for those as well. Doing this book is not a hindrance to me, I would love to review books, but I can't write this and my own books at the same time, which is why some of my stories have been pushed to the back of the shelf in the first place. And the longer the story, the longer it will take. 

I will review one shots/imagines if anyone requests them. I can't review a whole one shots book, but I can review a chapter of it, or a few chapters if there are multiple parts to a one shot. 

I prefer the stories to be classic rock stories. There are great stories out there that aren't classic rock, but those usually already have enough publicity. Classic rock stories I tend to read the most and I tend to like them the most because damn, there are some flipping talented writers in this fandom. Holy smokes. This is another rule that may change in the future in case I want to read something else and to include more people. 

I will give credit to the author of the books, and I will not besmirch their good name. These books are their own expression of thought, and they are to be respected no matter what. The author will not be personally insulted unless my big mouth says something too far, in which case, I apologize for in advance. 

There will not solely be negative marks, there will be plenty of positive, I will make sure of that. 

And...*inhale* yes, I will review the steamy stories. You know the ones, the ones I don't have the desire or talent to write myself. I will peel my eyes open with clothespins and get through them. 

If there are any questions I will be more than happy to answer them. Now, on to my interesting works!